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Scream Queens (2015)
Humorous satire on 80's slasher and youth generation of today
"Scream Queens", Ryan Murphy's new show is basically a horror comedy take on 80's slasher and the stupidity of certain youths today. Now the plot of the show as of episode 2 revolves around a sorority with a masked killer picking them off and others one by one; and along with this, the dramas and relationships between these students. Emma Roberts is at her best here, firing out those "Mean Girls"esque lines and its when she's on screen the show really shines. What people don't seem to understand is that it is purely a satire show and a parody of slasher movies and youth generation of today like I mentioned before. It is definitely NOT to be taken seriously, it is generally over-the-top and ridiculously stupid (in a hilarious way).
The Pilot episode was overall a bummer and quite off-putting (in my opinion because it was very uninteresting) with the exception of the last quarter being quite thrilling. Episode 2 changes all this, it suddenly becomes humour-filled on every level and the true essence of campy slasher films is parodied perfectly. A scene in this episode where the girls discuss what to do with the body was hilarious, and again it is NOT to be taken seriously. Think of "Scary Movie", this is exactly like that (only not as over-the-top while it still is), there is entertainment to be had from "Scream Queens" and I'll definitely be tuning in each week. Another important mention is the identity of this masked killer, you really don't know who it is as the hints are quite out there and in your face but they apply to multiple characters.
Take it for what it is and don't complain about it being a ridiculous, cringing show - thats exactly what its meant to be and nothing else.
Redlands (2014)
Managed to surprise the hell out of me in more than one way
I don't watch many films like this, and I only watched it because of Nicole Fox. So after the hour and fifty minutes were up, I thought about the film a lot, because it really was quite... odd. The strange thing about this movie was that it posed to be extremely boring with all those static shots and dialogue, but it wasn't. It was like watching the lives of three people before your eyes, it was real, deep and quite thought provoking, making it quite an enjoyable watch. There was a whole heap of tension built up between the characters, with scenes of dialogue, photo shoots, long moments that adds nothing to the film, and yet I was completely surprised when the climax happened. It seemed so sudden and unexpected, and while it wasn't exactly brutal or eye- closing violent, it just hit me right in the stomach. The way it happened left me struggling to find reason... I think this movie is one where you need to find your own understanding of it, it really is a peculiar film.
Girlhouse (2014)
Not exactly your average slasher flick
Girl House tells the story of an internet porn site depicting a house with a group of residing girls whose jobs are to perform for their audience via the many cameras placed around the site. However, one of the members "Loverboy" turns psycho when the majority of the girls make fun of him so he enacts his revenge by hacking into the site and gaining control of the house's mechanisms to subtly begin his massacre.
Given the amount of horrid slasher movies in the past years, there are some good things to be said about "Girl House" where it rises in some points but falls short in others when it comes to the clichés of horror flicks. It definitely is an original, fresh take on a slasher movie with an abundance of fun, sex, chase scenes and gore. The first half of the movie was quite enjoyable where people thought it was boring, but it did develop a little bit of characterisation which paid off for the second half where the massacre begins. You will definitely find yourself rooting for some of the characters to survive or die but what makes this movie interesting is how it makes sense in terms of probability and the subject itself.
For a low budget movie, the acting was believable along with the dialogue so kudos to the cast for making an interesting slasher movie not cringe-worthy. However, it falls short when it comes to the worst clichés which actually don't begin to happen until the final moments of the movie where it brings up "Why would you do that?" and "They're all stupid" moments. What I did notice was the amount of clichés present in the film which practically made sense, and wasn't introduced because the director needed there to be no essence of help, but because once again, it made sense.
The best parts of the movie definitely lied in the massacre which was a whole heap of fun and it was exactly what it meant to be; a collection of girls being picked off one by one with entertaining sequences and deaths. There is one particular scene which creeped me out involving a member seeing "Loverboy" hover around one of the girls during a private show to her oblivious to what is happening, because there is no other way to describe it. Creepy as hell, but definitely entertaining. The ending was sadly predictable but a huge high five for not ending the movie with a cringe-worthy twist.
"Girl House" is one of the best slasher flicks I have seen ever, but not to be taken seriously.
****/5.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
Yet, another VERY disappointing attempt at a remake
When I began to watch this movie I unhappily knew that Robert Englund would not be taking the role of Freddy Krueger and that was the main disappointment for me. Freddy isn't Freddy. He's just a creepier guy (not in a good way), with no humour like the old Freddy, and looks like a zombie. This movie doesn't really suit the cast... The original movie had a young cast who would look pretty terrified by the stalkings of Krueger. In the remake it's spoilt brats who just get picked off one by one in their nightmares.
Another issue is the beginning of the movie when we see Freddy die. You are not suppose to feel sympathy for him in that scene as I did with his innocent and afraid face. It's like Halloween (2007), we feel sorry for Michael Myers, we feel sorry for Jason (Friday the 13th(2009)) because he watched his mother get decapitated.
Where did Freddy's jokes come in (Like in the original he said "How's this for a wet-dream?")? Where did his humour go? And how did he get that zombie-like face he has now? I know producers need to come up with scarier ideas but Freddy's humour in the original scared the hell out of me. But with his threatening comments in this movie I was just- "Meh"
And yet this just ANOTHER VERY disappointing attempt at a remake.
Clash of the Titans (2010)
A very impressive execution
I didn't really want to see this movie in the first place but my friends urged me to come with them so I went for the heck of it in 3D. 3D is terrible in normal cinemas, go with the 2D.
Graphics were set out pretty nicely but some of the costumes were a bit corny and dull. It does keep you interested when the group goes on their journey. Action is great and the Kraken at the end was VERY unpredictable. Other inhumane creatures were designed to a very high level and creative ideas.
I just don't understand why the movie is called "Clash of the Titans". To my understanding no one even mentions "Titans" in the movie at all.
Halloween II (2009)
If Zombie & Carpenter Ever Came Face To Face...
I've never seen such a terribly executed mess! The F-Bombs explode in every conversation, the actors were three year old babies. And the screaming had my ears ringing throughout the whole movie. If there was any suspense at all, I guess it'd be the part when I was hoping the movie would end! All you hear in this horrible movie are bodies, rips, stabbed, cracked, people screaming and F-BOMBS!!!! As I said John Carpenter MUST be DISGUSTED by this movie. Jeez, if he and Rob Zombie ever came face to face... ...put it this way, Zombie'll wish he'd never even made the sequel. The first was decent, but this was just rubbish. 0-/10 I won't even vote because it doesn't deserve ANY of the numbers!
The Hills Run Red (2009)
The Movie Needed To Be At Least 90minutes To Be Complete
The beginning of the film was EXCELLENT, characters introduced, some violent trailers, sex, nudity and mystery. Very nice plot and I really want to see The Hills Run Red made in 1960's. When the terror began it was suspenseful and made me jump at some times. But when we get to the slaughter house, it kinda goes downhill. It felt like the killer was not Babyface. Coz there were like two other killers in the film. It went too fast coz it was just stuck in the same location. Needed to add a bit more violence and keep the other killers away. The movie had to jump from place to place. Like this: starting at the camp, running away to the woods, go to a lake and escape from Babyface, maybe have a tree hunting scene. Just keep the characters in the woods for a little while longer, THAN go to the slaughter house. The ending wasn't predictable at all, and not in a good way. Babyface is the main killer right? Well then why did he die and it all seemed that Alexa was behind everything? Some scenes needed to be changed. The torture scene was not needed. And why did Babyface rape Serina? Tyler never found out about her Serina's affair. Things were left out and that made the movie boring. I suggest more blood, JUST Babyface and no leaving things out.
5.5/10
The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)
Same Old, Same Old
I saw The Hills Have Eyes 2 back in 08. And I was impressed by it, but it's just pretty much the same gore and same humour. The plot was nice and enjoyable. It was also a reasonable one, not a cliché when a group of people head out into the Mexican Desert and are hunted down ONE BY ONE. Characters were cool and nice. It would've been better if they added at least one or two more girls in. That way there'd actually be girls who die. Not ALL HAVE TO BE MEN. The rape was disturbing and I felt SO SORRY for the Missy. It must've been so traumatic for her... There are no WOMAN MUTANTS!!!! What the hell happened? I guess woman mutants are less scarier than men mutants. I think thats why there were none. Very nice movie, nice gore and violence. BUT- it's just same old, same old. 6.5/10
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009)
It Was Defenitley A "Wrong" Turn
Wrong Turn 3 Dead End, is nowhere near the level of goodness between Wrong Turn and Wrong Turn 2 Dead End. This film just destroyed the trilogy! Not it's just a twin. Wrong Turn 3 is nothing like the other Wrong Turns.
The negative points of Wrong Turn 3- It was boring, bad cast, stupid graphic of violence when people died and it was certainly TERRIBLY ACTED. Look at the guy who was screaming at the beginning of the film. THAT-WAS-TERRIBLE! The whole movie was just based on the people in the woods. They were just talking! This is the cycle of the movie: Kill, talk, fight, kill, talk, fight...
And the positive points of Wrong Turn 3- THERE ARE NONE!!!!
Terrible, stupid, bad graphic, overdone, three-finger Isn't three-finger, lack of plot, terrible tag line.
1.5/10
A Christmas Carol (2009)
Not Bad, But Not Good
It's just another boring kid movie for Christmas. I just don't understand why it can't be released a week before Christmas. I know it's near, but not everyone is going: "Oh my God!! Christmas is right around the corner!" The title certainly did not get my attention, but I had to go see it with my little cousin who is 5. Nice effects, cool graphics, but you know, it's kids that like these kind of movies. Not the older kids. But I can say that it was kind of worth watching.Normally I don't really recongnise the actor's voice in animation films, but the Jim's Carrey's character, I kind of picked it up. Good choice though, hiring him for the main lead. Well, pretty much A lot of leads if you look on the cast lists! LOL! If you can't find another Christmas movie to watch, go and see this one, it's certainly not great, but it won't waste your time.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
Just Terrible
This is the worst horror movie EVER!! John Carpenter- I thought that you could write better than this piece of trash!!! Disappointing is what this movie is. The story-line is stupid and so childish, everything changes every minute, and why is the town SOO quiet? I Don't KNOW WHY. The first two halloweens were perfect and VERY GOOD, and now this, why change the story and make it into a completely different style? That is just a recipe for disaster. But really, come on, this isn't scary, its a child movie, the ending left us with nothing but an empty plot hole, and what happened with Elly? YOU HAVE NO IDEA what happened to her. This is just bad,bad,bad. The only good thing was the sex,but other than that, it was just a waste of my time, no wonder its rating is 3.7/10, and I expected a BIG FAT ZERO. Please, for those of you who haven't watched HAPPY Halloween III, Don't.
House of Wax (2005)
Sensational Horror Flick
Wow! This movie was SEN--SAT--ION--AL!!! So gory and gruesome. Nice back-story, it really connects to the mood throughout the movie. Just one thing, how can you make a "House Of Wax"? The deaths were gory and gruesome and very exciting. Escpecially Paris Hilton's death. In the cinemas everyone clapped when the pole flew in Paris's head. This is a scene to remember. Vincent was SO creepy and scary, he freaked me out. That was a bit too much when they cut Carly's finger off, really gave me a strong stomachache. Excellent movie, well shot, nice ending and cool script.
8.5/10
Wrong Turn (2003)
Think twice before making a turn! (Death Spoiler)
I'm a bit late commenting on this as I have already seen the second and the third.
Wrong Turn was a very impressive and scary movie, in addition it was gruesome and gory, this movie actually gave me the chills and heaps of nightmares, however Wrong Turn 2 I liked better but didn't give me nightmares.
Wrong Turn is VERY SCARY and disturbing. When they were being hunted down it was SO suspenseful cause there were no vehicles to get out of, no electronic devices, nothing! Only themselves and the vicious man mutants. There really was no story there, but that's the thing that gave me the chills. It was just random mutant guys hunting down a bunch of teens. The mutants were creepy and had really good make-up. One of the scariest scenes for me was the tree chapter, when they were in the branch and Carly gets killed by three-finger by an axe to the mouth. Seriously dude, that's screwed up and creepy.
Although I like the second and third better, this certainly was more scary, suspenseful and creepy. This is the only movie that gave me actual nightmares about the mutants.
7/10
Cashmere Mafia (2008)
Same Drama, Same City, Same Characters
It's a bit frustrating really because I've seen Cashmere Mafia before in somewhere.I've seen it in Lipstick Jungle and Sex & The City. What is the point of trying to duplicate a series only having changed the cast? It's the same drama all the time, wife gets cheated on, husband and wife have marital problems like husband gets offered job to be away all the time, lady turns gay hooray!, breaking up, getting back together, the ups and downs of love lives. Four friends supporting each other. It's such a cliché.
It's also the same city! Sex & The City was set in NYC, so was Lipstick Jungle and now Cashmere Mafia. You know, it doesn't always have to be in the same city, take a look at Desperate Housewives, its set in a quiet place with GREAT story-lines, not usual everyday boring ones.
Come on really, its the same characters!! One who has family problems with children, one who is the smart and educated one, one who is alone and looking for the right guy and one who is witty and a dare devil.
Its just the same thing in Cashmere Mafia with a lot of annoying clichés.
On the positive side of Cashmere Mafia, the idea of them being a cashmere mafia was clever, the clothes were outstanding and the story-lines kind of changed a bit every now and then so it wasn't that boring. But from the minute I watched this I already knew why this was canceled SOOOOOO early. Take a good long look at Lipstick Jungle. Didn't last very long did it? What makes the producers think this is gonna last four seasons or more? But I kind of enjoyed CM, it was a little fun and quite entertaining, the acting was pretty good. To choose between Lipstick Jungle and Cashmere Mafia I would HAVE to choose Lipstick Jungle.
Not that impressive but has good potential, but I just HAVE to give this low score.
5.5/10
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
Not For The Faint Hearted
The Hills Have Eyes is the most shocking and disturbing movie ever made to watch. At all times I felt like switching the DVD off. But not because it was a bad story or anything. But it just made me feel terrible and depressed.
On the bright side! It was a great, fun and adventurous movie. Lots of gore, guts and violence. Below are the things that made me disturbed, depressed and made me feel like turning the DVD off.
1. Brenda's rape: VERY and I mean VERY VERY graphic scene of rape, TOOO disturbing and terrible.
2. Brenda's Sister's death and rape: When I looked at her eyes and saw that she was SOOOOO sad, I shut my eyes- and opened them, still going on the two rapes.
3. Baby Catherine: This would've been a terrible movie if the mutants had done anything with the Baby Catherine. If a mutant had raped it I would turn the DVD off STRAIGHT AWAY AND COMPLAIN TO 20th Century Fox.
4. The two parrots: This made me very depressed, seeing two innocent creatures dying. I don't even want to tell the details for you.
5. Beauty: At that moment I couldn't stand it any more, seeing a GIRL DOG being killed and slaughtered. (BTW, there is a deleted scene of mutants KILLING the dog on the EXTENDED VERSION, not the unrated or theatrical. There is a new version now.
So those of you who don't like rapes or disturbing scenes, I advise you not to watch this movie. And I feel really concerned for the kids under 15 years of age who decide to watch this shocking and family killing movie. 8/10
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Excellent Remake, Much Better Than The Original
The TCM was an excellent remake, it gets you on the edge of you seat, or even better, hiding under it! So suspenseful, there is a lot of chase scenes which was very amusing. The kills weren't too bloody, but they were enough to satisfy me. Although Pepper's death was stupid. Nice story plot, characters and not spending too much time on one thing. (Unlike the original, or should I say The Boring Chainsaw Massacre)
Leatherface was very creepy and so was his family, were they psychos or what? It was entertaining to see Leatherface's basement and where he butchers and cuts people up.
Nice ending to the movie. I personally loved it, most of the time it was dark so it gave more of a creepy mood. Pretty damn good film. 7/10
Friday the 13th (2009)
So So, A Bit Of A Cliché'
I was excited to see this movie A lot. Pressing play and I feel like i have watched this movie already.
Somewhat disappointing for me Friday The 13th was and these are my reasons.
We all know Friday The 13th is revolved around all the outrageous kills. But this film feels like Friday The 13th Part XI Jason Resurrects Its just kill and kill and kill. I know I like it, but it gets a bit boring. Story wasn't spread out enough and still no alibi for Jason to start killing. So many things are left out!!! What happened when Jason slashes the machete down on Whitney? The movie starts off to a big bang when four people are killed. The first 20minutes of the film were perfect. It all went downhill when Jason got his new mask. Then all the killing started. One dies, the other one dies, it is just non stop!! Im sorry to all those fans, but Friday The 13th 2009 is just not very good. Its not even a remake, its a sequel showing 'The Beginning' of Jason. 5.5/10
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)
Solid Outing For The Hungry Hillbillies
Let me start with all the negative points this excellent film has possessed in.
First of all, story-lines in horror films are important for me. It makes the mood more creepý and rational. Wrong Turn 2 had a story line, but- i felt they needed to add a bit more of it into it. Perhaps add a scene when they captured their first human and when they began to have a taste for human flesh. But they captured the story-line quite well. 7/10
The deformed families acted a bit strange in some is really young, he acts like he hasn't killed before, he has a sister. It seems that there were too many at the same time in different scenes. The girl cannibal who killed Elena acted like she was the husband of the boy cannibal masturbating about Elena. And then later on they have sex, only to realise they are siblings because towards the end of the film, the dad and the mum cannibal seem to be the parents of the boy and girl cannibal. And when the brother kills Jonesy and Amber, things start to get crazy. He masturbates, he has a sister. Whom he has sex with! If this is really what the Producers meant to be, this is one screwed up family. 5/10. (Couldnt have tried to add more deformed people, could they?)
Last but not least, the story-line of Michael cheating on Mara. I hated how the movie completely forgets about it. All of a sudden Nina, Michael and Elena don't even care about it. Especially Nina, i would have expected her to yell at Michael or at least look for him or something. I think Mara was killed off too early with the axe to the head. Mara should have gone down to Michael and Elena during Michaels 'Afternoon Delight'. Terrible, just terrible, they needed to add some romance to the characters and some conflicts between the cheating of Mara caused by Michael. 3/10
Now lets finish with the positive points about Wrong Turn 2.
I loved it how the movie was based on a reality TV show. Not like a cliché: when a group of friends go on a drive, car breaks down, goes to look for help, finds out they are being hunted and down and killed one by one. No,no,no. Wrong Turn 2 developed a much better story than that. It got you into the movie cause it was exciting and it got you wondering what would happen during the game with the cannibals hunting all of them down. 8/10
My favourite were the deaths in Wrong Turn 2. (Major Spoilers throughout from here) Kimberly: Chopped in half Camera Guy: Throat Slit Mara: Axe to the head Amber And Jonesy: Arrow through each persons eye Elena: Back slashed Dale: Choked to death while losing blood.
The deaths were exciting and gory. Including towards the end of the movie when we see the realistic lives of the cannibals. All their food and gore and guts just exploded everywhere. Including their dinner! Yuck! But pretty enjoyable. 10+/10
Lastly this movie had a creepy mood to the forest. Every second you think a cannibal will JUMP OUT and slaughter everyone. Its just mad and wonderful. The cannibals adjust and hide really well. They are also scary and creepy as hell! 10/10
Overall, Wrong Turn 2: Dead End is an excellent horror flick with good advantages and points to it. Well done Producers and Directors, you have produced a terrifying and creepy cannibal movie.
9/10
Dirty Sexy Money (2007)
Not Dirty. Not Sexy. No Money (A MAJOR SPOILER)
Dirty Sexy Money was an entertaining series, but not enough to get above a 6. The series title speaks for itself, and lied. There was no dirty stuff in it, it absolutely was not sexy, and there is rarely any money used it this show. I really expected more from this 'ehh' show. The thing is I liked it and was good, and funny and nice story-lines to each of the characters. I was surprised that Juliet wasn't in very many episodes, just a few scenes. Brian Darling (or Brian George) the rude Reverend, Letitia Darling, the innocent wife, Patrick Tripp Darling, the boss and leader, Patrick IV, the congressman who has an affair with a transsexual, Karen Darling, the naughty and 'Miss I Have A Crush On Cute Nick George', Simon Elder, the mysterious man who might have had something to do with Dutch's death and Nick George, the naive and kind man who doesn't want to work for the darlings, but the ten million bucks just reeled him in. This rich world of the darlings will take you into a magical place. But has nothing to with Dirty, or Sexy, or Money
Lipstick Jungle (2008)
Dipshit Jungle Goes Down The Drain
I'd rather kill myself than watch Lipstick Jungle. The acting is TERRIBLE and there is NO humor in any episode at any minute at any second. Boring story-lines, really the story changes every episode. It is just like the twenty minute series, where the story changes in every episode. From the first episode I was a little impressed. Though it wasn't funny, they produced a fine 'Pilot'. But then- when we get to 'Pink Poison'. BOR--------ING------------!!!!!!!! Cannot believe these producers want to make a series like 'Sex And The City'. And now there's Cashmere Mafia. Oh God! Brooke Shields wasn't the best actor, Kim Raver was pathetic and Linsday Price acted like an over-excited child. Her voice just makes me want to rip her throat out... I beg you, all of you who haven't watch Dipshit Jungle yet, Don't WASTE YOUR TIME.
True Blood (2008)
Fangtastic and incredibly addictable
I bought True Blood on DVD and I was touched deeply. Just thinking all that time I wasted watching and thinking about Twilight. True Blood is Twilight, but SO MUCH BETTER. The characters are excellent and you feel so attached to all of them. I just wonder,a lot of the women in True Blood speak with an accent. I dunno, its sounds like a Scottish one... Anyway with True Blood, fantastic story-lines with everybody. There's not one character which I detest or bored of their story-line. Sookie Stackhouse who is in love with a vampire, Sam Merlotte who is in love with Sookie and is a shape shifter, Tara Thornton who is HI- wait for it!-Larious, Jason Stackhouse the horn-dog who soon later lives on V (Vampire Blood). True Blood is so addictable I've watched 10 episodes in two days already! There should be more than twelve. I've gotta say, lots of sex. Especially with Jason Stackhouse. And I cannot wait till the second season comes out, I NEED TO FIND OUT what that lady who is keeping Eggs and Tara for. She might be a werewolf... So those of you who haven't watched this addictive and amazing show, watch a few episodes. And get the taste of it...
A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
Pretty Good Sequel, But Don't Expect Too Much From It!
The start of this movie was great, went to a full blast with the school bus which I found very inventive and entertaining. I have to admit that this wasn't bad but was worth watching it. The violence was a bit cut out until towards the end which was pretty good. The story could have improved a bit but was really good. Once again you don't really see Freddy that much, so don't expect the movie to be all about him. I think the plot was entertaining but spent too much time talking about Jesse and Freddy taking his place but other than that I was impressed. Another sequel would be good but would be better to stop after the fourth movie.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
Didn't Scare Me One Bit, But It Was Worth Watching
As for myself I was not scared of this movie, it is movies like The Hills Have Eyes and Wrong Turn Sequels that scare me. But A Nightmare ON Elm Street was fabulous and very creepy, Freddy Krueger did a fantastic job but was much included but had good step in's. The death scenes were great and really creeped me out, the story was good and they built up the suspension to whatever was gonna happen. The ending I have to say was really inventive, in fact this movie is one of the best horror flicks I have watched. But- A Nightmare ON Elm Street should improve on their settings and scenes and for the up coming NOES Remake I suggest they improve the terror, violence, scenes and add some more action into it. Other than that it really was worth watching and have already watched the second one. 7/10
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Fun movie, but don't expect too much from it
Firstly it was great, a slasher, it's brutal bloody and-- well bloody! I was going for Jason, he freaked me out when I was a kid. I never wanted to camp again! Back to the movie- the beginning was terrific, a blast off with freddy's history explaining his life. And along came Jason who slashes the counselor with freddy mixing his mind up. So, Freddy wants Jason to kill the kids on Elm Street so that they will remember Freddy. Movie starts off in Elm Street, a small get together with the friends. A couple making love and all you know next is Jason slaughtering a guy! Great beginning. It was hilarious in Kia's not-so-a-death scene. Well I don't have much to say.
Hatchet (2006)
Let's Go This Way! AHHHH!!!!!!!
Blood breasts and sluts on my gosh. What a terrific abundance of gore this movie has. I mean like the producers actually wanted to make this movie scary and a horror. Instead its a comedy which was absolutely hilarious! I was laughing the whole way through including all the death scenes. Every time someone dies just before Victor Crowely comes they all scream, lets go this way!!!! Hahaha Lou. The death scenes went too overboard. The woman with her head or mouth, i don't know, it was snapped open, the movie guy whose head was twisted and broken off was so funny, all the death scenes were hilarious. But this movie turned out to be a good, not horror but a comedy. And the scene where that guy was talking to Mary Beth on the bus LOL!!!!!!! Good movie. Good gore. Good cast. Good Breasts. Well done!!! Cant wait for upcoming HATCHET 2. FYI I AM 12 YEARS OLD 8/10