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Private Resort (1985)
Depp's private backside shines in Private Resort
Private Resort is a wildly hilarious romp through the world of the vacation resort industry.
Johnny Depp shines in one of his earlier acting roles as Jack, a horndog who is out for tail at any price.
(It should be noted to any fan of the Depp that he shows his naked backside in this movie. Not that I enjoyed it or anything...)
This is a must see. Watch for the Jeff Spicolli-like character Mike. He has maybe 3 lines in the movie, but they have stuck with me since I first saw this movie in the seventh grade.
Good Burger (1997)
A dip in the Strawberry Jaccuzzi
Good Burger is easily the best movie Nickelodeon ever made.
I'm a bit older (26) than the intended target audience, so I neglected watching this movie for about 4 years. Then one day while walking into my local video merchant, I decided to check it out. I thought to myself "if nothing else, maybe Carmen Electra's appearance in the movie will give me a rise."
I was wrong.
I haven't laughed this hard since the first time I saw Airplane or Kentucky Fried Movie. This flick is the epitome of silliness. It contains everything an inebriated person might want to see in a movie, including cameos by George Clinton and Carmen Electra.
This movie even has Fish (Abe Vigoda) from TV's Barney Miller as a french fry cook.
I really don't want to give away too much about this movie, but please take it into consideration the next time you have a hankering for a silly 90 minute romp into the world of fast food and bad acting.
Trust me. One day this will be a cult movie.
Strawberry Jaccuzzi... ;-0