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Cleric (2014)
The literal worst
That's not hyperbole. I don't believe I've seen anything this bad ever. I'm hoping craft services was good, because there was nothing I could detect that was redeemable about this thing as a viewer. I wanted to give a bye to the sound editor when I first noticed it wasn't synced with the video, perhaps it was an error made at the distributor. Then I noticed that at one point in the movie the dialogue was playing before the actors' mouth movements, then later it was after. Just a really, really piss poor job by so many people who probably should do something else. Never has such a short feature felt so long.
The Absurd, Surreal, Metaphysical and Fractured Destiny of Cerebus the Aardvark (2021)
A letdown for both comic and movie fans
This was unfortunate on so many levels. Sound mixing, rendering, editing, writing, literally everything. This recounted stories from the first few phonebooks; I can't imagine what this is like for a non-Cerebus fan, it probably scans as just random weirdness. The sole positive note was the 2D stuff during the movie and prior/during end credits. I have to say, the task of attempting a 3D CGI movie of Cerebus, which clearly thrived and embraced the 2D comic medium--not even including the later intricate, beautiful Gerhard backgrounds introduced in stories later than those adapted here--has got to be thankless, if understandable in the attempt. I hate to make an ad hominem argument, but perhaps other filmmakers would have greater success?