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Spirited (2022)
Musical Underwear
If this film didn't hit you over the head with so many songs in the first twenty minutes, with so many back-to-back songs in the first twenty minutes, which were clearly filmed first and sequentially linear according to the script, as noted by Mr. Reynolds' and Mr Farrell's dance chemistry, which begins like a soggy nacho punking a wet bag, but by films' end is like a toucan gracefully mounting a rainbow, if the first twenty minutes didn't rely so much on song to info dump plot on us, and was rewritten to better allow characters to not sing, and carried us a good forty-five minutes into the film, all the while allowing characters to arc and the plot to palsy in a generally upward direction, until an appropriate moment presented itself for the cast to sing, as the song conforms to the plot, without the plot conforming to the song, and was edited by Molly Marlene Stensgård, and was directed by Ivo Van Hove, and had a panto cameo by Bruno Gerusi, this film would be dope.
Island of the Sea Wolves (2022)
laurbriggs + wellyforpm
The only island happening here is the island of laurbriggs and wellyforpm, spilling your datenight rhetoric all over Will Arnett's silky baritone.
Maybe those fir trees are tired of being fir trees, maybe they wanna be a spruce for a day. Maybe those eagles just wanna ef with eating their young for a bit. Maybe Will Arnett wants to be Richard Attenborough for a sesh. David Attenborough? Richard Attenborough.
Same for those husky coyotes, Cedar and Dagger--are they anthropomorphized? Maybe. But maybe we're asking the wrong questions. Maybe we should be asking Grandfather Netlix if we're just animalpomorphized humans? Derp.