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Confusing to say the least
10 December 2002
If you watch movies for entertainment, avoid this one. The movie is approx. 95 minutes long and consists of around 50 cuts with fixed camera positions. Plotwise the movie is open and free for interpretation, hard to keep up with and very dull. The movie is hard to watch and frankly, extremely boring. Most critics have given it 5 out 5 stars and I just cant see the point. Does being a film critic mean you just have to love every piece of art-film crap that gets recognized? My rating is less that zero. I might as well rent a bad Schwarzenegger movie and find it more entertaining, sadly.
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Spring Break Lawyer (2001 TV Movie)
1/10
This one tops the lists of all time worst movies...
26 March 2002
Poor acting, ridiculous plot and VERY bad production is just some of the keywords of this movie. The fact that I paid $4 to rent it disturbs me even more. I would like to recommend MTV to never attempt movie production again.

The cover of the tape looks promising, college film with nice chicks, etc... Hey! There is not a naked part in the whole film, not even a thong is worn. Bad. =)

Never, under any circumstances, rent or watch this movie.
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