Seriously cannot imagine how they can go so down hill so fast. Just what the Hell? I watched 3 episodes of this dreadful programme. Too much dislogue, not enough storyline, and it was all too flat. The Andor guy needs to go back to acting school, as he can't act for toffee. And yet another programme with a bloody Skarksgard shoved into it.
The Stsr Wars Galaxy feel is there only in costume. The sets and imagery is all too Faux-Bladerunner (Harrison Ford version, natch). In my view its a complete failure as a spin-off or even as a standalone drama. Its also way too sexualised and nudge-nudge for under 16s. Neither did I realise so many Brits lived in Outer Space. Did we get so peed off with things we left Earth en-masse?
This programme is a poor entry into the Star Wars legacy. Its so bad, I'm literally watching just to see the Cafe building which is on Cleveleys Prom, opposite the Vue and JD Gym. Otherwise, I'd rather suck my eyeballs out with the vaccuum hose and replace them with hot, sticky toffee-apples, than be subjected to any more awful, dreary Andor. Utter garbage. Disney corporation keeps putting out series and movies under the premise that more is better but it is tiresome and quality pays dearly. This show is less childish than the rest but it is still a "family" thing like all things streaming these days.
It also feels a disservice to all fans of Star Wars out there, when they think they can produce great stories and products with so little attention and promptness. Movies and series take dedication, creativity and artistic inspiration, but for Disney it's all about getting the next thing out there as soon as possible. Put some diverse characters all over the place, buy positive reviews and call it a day. Andor is literally the most boring Start Wars i have ever watched, and its such a shame as i was looking forward to it. Ive just sat here and watch 3 episodes, and i honestly can't see me bothering with any more. To say the pacing is slow, is understatement. The main character goes to a place, has a conversation, then goes to another place and does the same. Very little else happens of any significance until the last 10 minuets of episode 3. With some decent editing, you could easily combine 120 minuets (3 episodes) into 30 minuets of story. In edition to the slow pace, the acting and casting choices seem questionable at best. Some actors are wooden, where as others are hamming it up to the max. The only real positive i can add us that the CGI and sets look good, but thats about it. Such a shame to start on such a low for what could have been a promising series,So one episode in and not much has happened. I'm certainly not hooked or even engaged. Frankly only the hot chick and Cas are keeping me remotely engaged and the later only because Ioved Rogue One
Second episode. More long drawn out nonsense. Flash backs I don't care about because nothing is happening. The keystone cops that are laughable. Side characters that are way under explained. Barely any plot.
Oh and who decide Del Boy needed to be in it?
Again only the hot chick is keeping my interest .
I guess I'll force myself to watch episode 3 but god I really don't want to.
Ahh I see I need to ramble some more just to leave a review. Blah blah. Aren't we getting a little tired of these "slow burn" titles which is just a codename for boring.
Not only is the show unnteresting and slow bit it is telling a story that I really don't care about with the same plodding formulaic drivel that they always use. I really don't wanna watch 50% flashbacks to some little kid. Who cares. Childhood trauma origin story, check. Jealous simp boyfriend turning the guy in, Check. Strong woman better than any man around, check.
They even made the fight scene somehow uninteresting. Too bad the boyfriend didn't get gutted by a light saber rather than wind by a blaster shot. Then he would've been fine.
But the entire show hinges on premise based on stupidity. All he had to do was put the blaster in the little guys hand, sprinkle some booze and money on the two, and we have an altercation gone wrong. No one looking for Andor.
Not to mention why were the guards outside harassing him when they just came into the bar to get laid. He left right away so he should?ve been an hour ahead of those guys at least. OK three minutes at least. And don?t tell me that they gave up getting laid in order to go harass some loser.
The entire set up that leads the groundwork for the stories seems so unrealistic and contrived within the context of its own universe. That leaves me at every point wondering why the story is even here. If you can really call it a story. It?s the same boring bland hackneyed lazy writing that we get in the rest of the modern Disney offerings.
The one thing that stands out is Stellan Skarsgrd's unbelievably good performance. But what else would you expect from him? Even indoor is good but I don't have any interest in watching a good performance inside of a hollow story.
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