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Mashle: Magic and Muscles (2023)
Harry popotter anime
This is basically a Harry anime, it's basically the same but japanise and anime and more fun and more charming and better in every aspect, its just overall a better experience than Poppotter, there is not a annoying Ron or a annoying Hermaoni, its just a very funny show and very fun to watch with friends, its just overall fantastic and more fun than any anime i have ever watched, and i have watched like 10 animes so i know my animes ok im kinda of an expert in the matter, let's enjoy our lifes and lets make fun of everthing my guys, life is fun and lets just enjoy everything that we can do ok guys.
En man som heter Ove (2015)
Very good
Im definitely not going to be like Ove, he is a sad person that's why you need to talk to people and socialize or you are going to finish like this pathetic old man ok, i know that ge suffered but that's not fair for the rest of the people ok, he need to be a better person just like everyone because one day we're are alive and next day we are doom and we are no longer alive, that's why we need to make feeling better than this ok, so let's finish what we started and become a better individual in everything ok my darlings we need to be better than this ok lets just enjoy everything ok my guys...
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)
Better than the first one but less Enjoyable
This is definitely better but that makes the sequel lest enjoyable because its no more "its so bad its good or funny as the first one" this is just a mediocre and boring experience to be honest, its better acted and it looks better but that makes the movie just average and that's kinda sad that's why I prefer the first one over this one, the first one it has more flavor and most substance and this one it just a better movie overall but lest enjoyable this is definitely the weirdest review you have ever read and that's kinda pathetic and sad to be honest but its ok I guess, lets just wait for the third movie.
Kol (2020)
Amazing
This movie its intriguing and very good with great visuals and acting, just an amazing korean experience and Hollywood need to learn about this, they need to improve or they are going to lose they crown as kings of scary and horror movies and they need to improve because korean movies and shows are getting better, and music and everything too, South Korea dominate the world's and we should be afraid of that ok, lets hope they can learn from our oriental friends and make better movies ok, we need to improve ok as better americans to hope being a little like the koreans people, kpop rules more than Taylor Swift.
Eric (2024)
Brutal
Very sad and pathetic show, with a lot of pathetic characters and awful people, everyone in this world has problems mental health its important my guys, lets help to improve that ok, we need to help people instead of bully them, we need each other guys,Benedict it's great as the desperate father and its an incredible performance. Every performance it's amazing and full of joy to watch, a shame the script itself its very bad and the plot itself not interesting enough for this kind of long 6 hours miniseries on netflix but i still would recommend to be honest, lets just enjoy things ok guys, watch Eric.
Spy Game (2001)
Overwhelming
Not good guys, Tony Scott RIP fails to capture a good thriller spy movie and that's a shame to be completely honest, he just fails espectacular to give some kind of enotion to this thing, its just kinda of a mess to be completely honest and I hope he is not going to be remember because of this Spy movies ok.
Let's continue ghe Tony Scott Marathon and hope to find better movies in his filmography and let's hope fro another true romance kinda of amazing movie ok guys, lets hope he has a better movie in the last part of his movies ok. Im excited to continue to be honest ok guys.let wait ok everything.
Les trois mousquetaires: Milady (2023)
Eva Green love her
I love Eva she is amazing and sensual in this movie that i liked more than the. First one because she appears than the previous one and that's actually make the movie better only because of her and her beautiful voice and face, love that girl to be honest, overall very forgettable and kinda of a mess, I suppose there is going to be a third part my guys, and that's fine I guess let's wait two years for that and i hope Eva is in that movie too, she is the love of my life and i desire her, she is just fantastic actress and she knows it, she is the boss. Love her very much and i would do anything for her.
Ore dake Level Up na Ken (2024)
Fun and dumb
Fun and dumb, everyone can enjoy an anime like this is just dumb fun without thinking, its just like a trash food, it's enjoyable but you know its bad for your body, in this case this show is bad for your brain, this show its just enjoyable and the creators know that, its not neccesary to have interesting characters or plot lines its just fun and that's ok, the show its just all over the place and sometimes its kinds convoluted but dont matter because its fun and its going to have a lot more seasons because its popular for the incredible animation and soundtrack, so lets enjoy this and stop nitpicking guys ok.
Bodkin (2024)
Kinda boring to be honest
Interesting in the beginning and in the ens its just frustrating and not very interesting, the location in Ireland it's beautiful but that's the vest of the show, The characters are not funny or smart, they are just meh, the music it's just plain boring and simple and there is not one single interesting twist in the 7 episodes available on netflix, it just kinda meh, i was disappointing of course because i thought this was good but it simply not good, the main girl is just a pain to look her, she is annoying and the other two podcasters are just dumb and there is not a lot going in this show, very bad.
The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
The best Moore movie
The best movie of the worst James Bond, this movie works because of the villain, Christipher Lee shines as the villain here, an assasins named Scaramanga and his little partner in crime Hervé, he is just adorable and i want to hug him, he is the sweetest little guy and im glad he is alive in the end, maybe he can join James in a later adventure, Moore is ok i guess im not a big fan, it always seems like he is doing a Connery impersonation, he is handsome but he is not Connery and that's bad, the Sheriff has a very funny cameo and the kung fu scene was good but we know why that scene exists because of the popularity of kung fu flicks in the 70s.
The Last Stop in Yuma County (2023)
Surprisingly good
This was enjoyable and very unexpected because its a movie of Cummings, this was a little indie 85 minutes crime movie with q lot of interesting idead, its not a mind blowing movie of course but it is very enjoyable in this age when big budget hollywood movies always sucks, i like little movies like this because it can help indie filmmakers to made their own little movies, if you have passion for movies you can make any movie you want, so im talking to you movie makers, don't get discourages after seeing dune 2, not every movie needs to be big as that one, you just try to enjoy making movies ok.
Yôkoso jitsuryoku shijô shugi no kyôshitsu e (2017)
Different but a little boring
A great main protagonist can sometimes maje the show better and this is a good example, this show works because the MC the rest of the cast it's boring and i can say this because i watched the 3 seasons, the problem with the show its thats nothing interesting happens, its kinda meh to be honest, but that's fine I guess, the storyline in season 3 its kinda forgettable and not very good definitely the worst season of the bunch, i hope season 4 its better because im kinda wanting to drop this if the show don't improve ok, lets hope that's the case because season 3 bored me a lot and i don't appreciate that.
Coup de chance (2023)
I have seen this before
A average last movie from a legendary director, he is not a good human being but he is a good director ok. Im not a fan of the guy but sometimes we need to divide the art from the artist like in this sad case, Allen last movie ever is a forgettable french movie with awful directions and script its a shame to be honest for such legendary director but its ok i guess he didn't deserved a good last movie because he is not a good guy, but overall the acting and direction script were atrocious this feels like a halmark movie made fro grannies. What an awful piece of media tbh, just sad and pathetic Ok.
The Trip to Bountiful (1985)
Beautiful
What a very beautiful little movie from the 80s, this is just a very charming movie with a lot of personality and im glad Page won the Oscar with this movie agter 8 nominations, she is definitely a legendary actress and she deserves the world in probably her most complex character, she is just full of life and a joy to watch her adventures and im happy that's i watched this with my momma today, she is not that old as the character of Page but she is still kinda old, she enjoyed the movie more that me and i love that, she never watches movies so i was happy watching her watch the movie ok nice.
Atlas (2024)
A very mediocre one
Everything that they told you about this movie is true, its just a very forgettable movie with ok special effects, Lopez its like always a pain to look, she is not a very charismatic person and she its not a movie star, she is maybe a music star i don't really know because im not a girl and i don't listen to her music to be honest, she is just always with the same face and she kinda looks bored, Ben didn't teacher her any acting tips, they were only doing you know what, so that's a problem specially with the other good character of sterling K Brown, he is just a most charming human being and he should be the protagonist.
Ragna Crimson (2023)
Average anime
A very average anime with a basic protagonist, the anime shines because of Crimson, an amazing character and very funny and twisted, this character carries tue whole show, a show that has predictable villains and predictable backstory with a just ok animation, there is nothing Brilliant even the opening are kinda meh, but Crimson make the whole show less of a pain to be honest and lets nit forget that this show is 25 episodes because the first one if one hour of duration, that's a lot of content, the loli girl from tue beginning she just disappears for some reason, that's weird but ok overall 7/10 a meh anime with a great character throwing in there.
Poolman (2023)
A mess From Pine
Directorial debut and a mess, i dont think Chris Pine can be a very successful director, he is not a director material to be honest and i can see that here clearly, this was sad to watch, the incredible award winning cast is just sad to look, Pine needs to continue his action carrer and stop with this nonsense, he is not Bradley Cooper, he is not a good filmmaking, i hope he can understand that and continue to work in his amazing acting skills, Dungeons and dragons last year was amazing and funny, that's the things Pine needs to be doing and not this waste of cast and locations, its just a mess.
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Sick and not ok
Nothing about this is ok am actually calling the authorities right now, the director needs to be investigated because something is wrong with his mind and he need to pay for their crimes, everything about this movie is disgusting, the camera the acting and everything looks very bad, he is going to pay believe me, we need to make this s movie disappear and buried before a kid of a young catholic young meen find it, so lets work as a Society to find the culprit and make him pay with prision of some kind of community work, these is not ok and im actually very shock about this, they need to find god.
Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)
A very sexual movie
This movie is horny and that's good, this is the best example of a horny movie and the music its very good in everything its doing and that's the stuff that we like about relationships, Spain its just a beautiful country
, its not like that anymore, the city is a dumb right now thanks to some immigrants and some bad decisions of politicians, but overall its not a hood city anymore my guys so dont go there, the music is basic af but that's expected of a Woddy Allen overrated director, this is genius and this is probably the best of his filmography of films by a mile, perfect movie in my sad opinion.
The Tattooist of Auschwitz (2024)
Sad
This is another holocaust sad history and its very tragic with some very good performances in of the two leads, its very good acted and Harvey Keitel and the last of us girl are very good too, this show has the perfect length and its just kinda very well made, the locatioyin Poland looks very realistic i can't believe that this show looks very good because we are talking about peacock and they are not very good in making shows and obviously they Dont have a lot of movies and that's just amazing guys, congratulations to Peacocks first good show and let's pretend more shows like this are happening.
Tarot (2024)
Boring
Very boring movie to be honest, there is nothing interesting just predictable horror stuff for teenagers with kinda populars actors from marvel and some teen stuff, so that's ok I guess m, its just not for me that's why i put 5/10 no bad no good, let the boys and kids decide, ok so i just going to go and pretend i didn't see this movie that's what im doing my guys so goodbay and lets enjoy movies ok, let's pretend we are happy and pretend we like every movie ever, lets not fight over stuff like this, they are some dumb movies and that's ok, so lets just enjoy things ok, let's pretend are good.
Lifeboat (1944)
Very ok
There is no scary stuff or interesting stuff happening in this movie its kinda disappointing to be honest, this os not the Hitchcock that i know, the cast is not interesting and i didn't understand the ending maybe because im kinda a slow and pathetic person, im so alone guys, the only thing i do is watching movies so im kinda an expert in reviewing movies so that's sad and pathetic, but its ok guys if you want to know my problems that's what im writing in here and im not know what else to say about this stuff im so depressed so its not a big deal my guys ok, lest celebrate movies ok that's ok.
Friday the 13th (1980)
A classic
What a nice little movie for the family, now its not scary its just a dumb scary film and that's ok because with the very old effects and fake blood its easy for the little ones to watch, my daughter is 7 and she loved the film, of course she us not watching one of the most modern friday 13 but this very old it's ok because it looks fake af, and she just laughs at the scenes, congratulations to the cast, they are pretty damn good overall even Bacon and i don't like him very much in other movies, he is always a bad guy this is a shock to me, he is very old because this movie is from 1980 he is old but he looks good.
The First Omen (2024)
Interesting and well made movie
This is the better nun vatican possession movie of the year and second place is Immaculate, this is very scary and very disgusting movie not for weak hearts, there are some very bloody and disgusting scenarios in this film, i was actually pretty sick watching this and of course this is the beginning of the omen one of the best horror franchises of all time, it was a very satisfying ending to be honest, i hope there are no sequels or more of this this is the perfect finale and that's ok, less is sometimes better than more, small is better than big if you know what i mean, overall pretty good 79/100.
Undead Unluck (2023)
Funny and weird
Very solid and weird over the too anime with a messy story and very interesting and complex characters in a very ricj and interesting post apocalyptic world full of danger and scary powers that can take your life in an instant of weakness and it has a very dark vive to it, specially the main duo, they are weird and very interesting to be honest, they are kinda scary and weird to look but i just love them, this is not a gem of an anime its just an enjoyable piece of medía with something mediocre and something very good animation not gonna lie i cried a little with one of the backstory, has good villains too.