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Nina Newman
Reviews
Mulholland Dr. (2001)
Worst Movie Ever!
I hated this movie,it was trash.Has no plot whatsoever,And is too confusing and incredibly stupid.At first I thought I (as everyone else did) thought the movie was about a woman with amneisa and becoming actress helping her find out who she is.I was somewhat intrested enough to watch it,But then they started adding a little bit too much raunchy stuff.I was about to turn it off but then stayed (unforutanly).Before I knew it It had appeared that something possibly life-taking had happend to one of our characters.Then the characters are soon not even the same person.Out of the blue they are now portraying other charachters weve seen in the movie (some even dead).Then the plot is gone you have no idea whats going.They repeatily switch back and forth to diffrent charactors.Incidents change.Everyone has gone insane.Then another scence leads you too think this was a movie in a movie deal.But then again everything changes.Even little people are crawling out of bags on the back allies.This movie was poorly edited,written,acted,and everything.Anyone who like this,is one of those idiotic,anything-I-dont-understand-is-cool- type cinematics.I give this movie even lower than 0.Worst movie ever.
Valentine (2001)
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue......
And this movie could have been better too.Not truly scary,but not bad.Its a little to confusing to follow,at first you think its some one then your certain its someone then it turns out for some tiny little reason the killers not them.The acting could have been better,as well as the writting and the ending (which i wont tell) is incredibly confusing leaving you clueless who the killer is.
The Smokers (2000)
Smokers Smoke Up In Flames.......
Bad Movie,No Plot to follow,you think its going to be a bunch of idiotic pothead girls going around raping guys with a gun,But then a whole other bunch of crappy stuff i dont even wanna go into detail of,besides IMDB might consider it spoilers.First Of all What the hell up was up with the clothes and make-up?Three girls go around with make up on like their going to....make that IN the opera,with striped socks and those masks you see the people with those fire gun type deals (!??!!) Maybe to some(insane) people reading this it sounds like one of those "Funny Rebllei ous Wild Crazy Teen Chic-Flick Movies",But its trash.The acting is bad.One girl has trouble finding a boyfriend,Another becomes obsessed with a gun,another sleeps with guys she dosent want to.Its a crappy movie,Thora Birch plays an idiot in halloween clothes with paint on her and dog collars who smokes bongs the size of China.Dont waste your money on this,Filled with unknown Sheryl-Crowe type girl-bands with those lyrics like "Didnt you didnt like me,I found it so surprising".Bad movie.Dont waste your time on it,leaves you with scenes that confuse you very so much.Total waste of time.Awfulest thing Ive ever seen.
Mad Love (1995)
mad love
good movie,loved it.Drew and chris give good performances.But I wonder,they ran away together with hardly any money, so how the hell they get all those damn candles??Well besides that,its good i give it a 9/10.You may like it or not,but its one of those were weather or not u like it,You gotta see it.
Poison Ivy: The New Seduction (1997)
No Freaking Sense!
*Few Spoilers Ahead,But dosent matter anyway cause this is a bad flick.you wont regret hearing some spoliers*Ok This movie is more confusing than Vanilla Sky.It Makes no sense.FIRST OF ALL: Violet (pressly) Is supposed to be Ivy (barrymores) sister.OK NEWS FLASH! Ivy wasnt even the characters real name in the first one!It was a name Sara Gilberts Character had made up. What are the changing up the orignal story line? Either that or the filmakers obviously didnt see the the first two.And Also Ivy said in the first one "my mom was a coke addict who died in her 40's",OH so a rich familys gonna let the little poor kid with a drug addict mom and her sister play with their kid?? YEAH SUREEE.Not only that,But,they stole the ending from the first one.But they made it into something INCREDIBLY STUPID!.The acting was HORRIBLE.The best one out of them all is the first one.This movie is like a bad "Hand that rocks the cradle 2" But unfourtantly a "Poison Ivy 3".Rent or buy the first Poison Ivy.I think that was the best one.The only reason why id like to see a Poison Ivy 4,is because Im wondering what actress they will pick.Maybe Ill make cheap new one,lol,who knows,it be fun!But let me tell you,dont bother seeing this movie.Sure its a thrill for the guys,But for the chicks (me) ITs a big disapointment.And I am freaking confused,Its confusing about this whole "im a psycho thing because im talking to a doll and manipulating people".Its like she has 2 personalities,First shes shy quiet,Then shes bitchy,shy and quiet,bitchy.WTF???? I dont know.Justs dont waste your time on this one its horribley bad.
The Craft (1996)
Casts A Pretty Spell But Words Were Missing
This Film isnt bad. Pretty good actually I give it a 8/10. But see it was a great film and bravo on the acting :), But, I really thought the last 30 or so minutes werent as good as the rest of the film. See the whole idea of a witches being together and having fights and mishaps and revenge, was a great idea and all did a good job. The script was good. But it needing more....instead of a creepy WAH!. It needed more of a horror WAH! If that makes since. The movie is good and id see it again. But the ending needed something more.But I reccemend this film.
Fun (1994)
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
This chilling disturbing and in some ways almost funny film deserves 9/10. The color days were used to show how back in the past how Hillary and Bonnie had so much ......well "Fun" in the past hanging out. And The black and white film used it present time how the "fun" they had brought them into trouble. And also being seperated from one another. I saw this movie late one night on Sundance. It had wonderful acting. I loved it and yet was disturbed by it at the same time.Hillary had already told about how she was abused as a kid. And Bonnie was kinda Hyper Active Disorder.Well you know what they say "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!"Why did I not give it a 10/10. I loved everything except....where was the ending? If what i saw was the ending I didnt like it. Give it more UMTH! Than .....whoops cant tell! I say see this movie whenever you get a chance. But you HAVE to see it begining to end. Or else youll miss out on the fun!
Number One Fan (1995)
Fatal Crush Clone
If you literally took parts from "fatal attraction" and "the crush" you would get the loosely nailed suspense "number one fan" It was another one of your average obsession films, But the simulairties run so high it be like looking at yourself but in a diffrent mirror. The woman who played "blair" The wannabe Glenn Close,Is obviously a new starlet, since her acting needs improvement. The harrased man being a movie star was a just a more dramaticer take on The other man being a writer in "the crush". And the film would have been better if the ending was altered. It was too subtle. Im not saying have a dramatic ending where her face pops up. But just give us some scratch to start from to maybe just "try" to predict what will futerly happen. and since the ending was like that the line "the movies not over till they roll the credits" had no need in the film what so ever. In the end you can watch this flick after already have seen "the crush" and "fatal attraction" or watch this first and be shocked after you the other films.