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No Time to Die (2021)
I hate Craig, because Craig killed Bond. (contains ending spoiler, but by this point almost all should have know)
First thing first, how to bring back James Bong. (craig is not Bond, the other night I just watched the Oscar and keep hearing Bong Bong Bong, thus this name)
For Hong Kong audiences who have watched tons of Hidden Tiger Wusha (swordplaying) TV dramas that is easy, as follow. Bong will be rescued by Gandalf driving a giant eagle, and sent to the Land of Ta Lo. There Tony Leung Chiu Wai will pass him the most mysterious interior kungfu from TV dramas, The Reincarnation (RTV-HK, 1979). Bong will become a Cocoon, the main title begins, and in the middle of the song, Bang! The cocoon opens and emerges next James Bong.
There is nothing much to reivew in this film. Over long (as long as the life of Pu Yi The Last Emperor, which also runs for 164 but spans for 80 years!), very poor action (now every action film out there can boast bigger action than Bond), very poor song that really liky dying (it may be funny to sing in Thai language). As I have poinbted out in 2012, the approach of Skyfail will eventaully kill Bond. I was alone as the only man on the Moon in 2012, but now, 2 years after this film has released, half of the world agree with me.
No wonder Bong is hit by fatal poison all over his body and is impossible to cure. That poison is known as The Dark Kinght. As every franchise wants an Oscar, all the fun in cinema no more exists. How come James Bond, for 40 years it means top A grade entertainer, become a name that I wont hope for anything even if there will be a 7th Bong.
Not to mention the biggest mistake ever filmed on Cellioud (or digital), To Actually Kill James Bond. If Nolan actually direct Bond films aet in 1950's, it means they can't take Bond beyond 2020, and Bond was Really killed in 2020. Even if you are to kill Bond, it can only be done by Blofeld, afer an epic fight between Bond and Blofeld, but now what, who on earth is this villian?
The only good thing to see is that, two years after release, those who rate this film poorly emerges at top. My heart will not go on with Bong, the next Bong will only be worst.
The Incredible Hulk (1977)
Did the pilot combined with the 747 episode and shown outside US?
Find this film in netflix, and spent whole 90 minutes waiting Hulk to rescue the 747. Because a movie of Hulk was released in Hong Kong cinemas (maybe also other countries too) in 1980, the Chinese title called "Hulk Rescue 747", and netflix hk is still using this Chinese title. I would like to find someone outside US, that if they had seen this version in cinemas. The tv series was popular in HK when shown by RTV-HK. It ends up the pilot film is decent enough, I finally saw that 747 episode elsewhere, and youll likely want a refund. How dare they incorporate plots from Airport 77, and o'plenty of shots from Airport 75. This time, the unsang hero is not a black woman but a teen boy.