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Jason X (2001)
Awesome! Better than the original!
Jason X is by far one of the most coolest, scariest, funniest, and most well-done movies I have ever seen! The special effects are incredible and Jason has his best looks near the end! The jokes in this movie are extremely funny and well thought out! Jason X is a MUST SEE for every horror fan worldwide! *****+ out of *****. Real mad-ass movie!
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
The worst horror film I have ever seen....
I was watching Blair Witch II on TV. I absolutely hated it. The plot was extremely confusing, the title made no sense, there was brainless carnage, and a lousy ending. The whole movie made no sense whatsoever. All I could piece together was a bunch of kids getting stoned, turning on each other, and saying "That's not how it happened" at the end of the movie. Blair Witch II is a pathetic film with a poorly thought story. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
Aliens vs. Predator 2 (2001)
THE BEST AND SCARIEST GAME IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!
Aliens Vs. Predator II is by far the best and most addicting game I have ever played. Okay, it's gory when you kill people, but AVP II is still a fun game to play. You will just drool at the graphics!
Unlike Aliens Vs Predator and Aliens Vs. Predator Gold Edition, this game has a storyline and cutscenes between levels.
The Xenomorph and Pilot Alien Homeworld is LV-1201. The Xenomorph Drone (Alien) you can play as is born as a face-hugger and you must work your way up to maturity. Then, you set out on a quest to stop Dr. Eisenberg from taking the Alien Empress away from your kind. In addition to the Claw, Tail, and Jaw attacks, you can use a new Pounce attack.
The Colonial Marine (Andrew Harrison) you can play as is sent to LV-1201 with other Marines to investigate an accident at Dr. Eisenberg's research facility. However, the Iron Bears, a pack of evil Marines (Most of them dressed in orange) arrest you and send the rest of your team on a suicide mission into an underground Alien base (Built by Pilot Aliens thousands of years ago. Remember them from Alien?). Utilizing a knife, Pistol, Shotgun, Pulse Rifle, Grenade Launcher, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Smartgun, Sniper Rifle, Minigun, and Exosuit (Armed with Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, and a Minigun), you must ransack Alien bases, weaken the Iron Bears, and rescue the rest of your team before the bugs get to them.
The Yautja Hunter (Predator) you can play as will journey to LV-1201 to hunt humans and Xenomorph. Two of your clan mates are abducted and during your rescue attempt, you are (Your clan mates are killed by scientists). Your mask is taken as a "trophy" by the evil General Rykov, the leader of the Iron Bears (He is mad at you for shooting him with a Plasmacaster and critically injuring him 19 years before the Incident on LV-1201). You must take back what is yours and restore your honor. You will use Wristblades, a Combistick (Spear), Modified Plasma Pistol, Speargun, Plasmacaster, Disc, Netgun, and Remote Bombs to kill game and destroy the Iron Bears and eventually, General Rykov.
I have said this once and I'll say it again, Aliens Vs. Predator II is the greatest game ever made. I must say that the people at Sierra did an excellent job with the game. At times, expect to be frightened by false scares, Aliens jumping at you from nowhere, Predators shooting at you from all directions, and Marines tooting off their weapons in the most quiet of places. In think anyone should give this game a try. It is definitely worth your time and money.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
Revenge is so very very sweet!
To me, this was the most well done of the films in the Halloween series next to Halloween 666. I absolutely loved the title sequence. I also really liked the musical score. One could say it's weird to have Jamie know where Michael Myers is all the time, but I didn't care. The movie does have some gore and it does have its moments, but I still liked this film a lot. The director must be a really talented person to have made such a wonderful movie such as this. I would reccomend Halloween V to anyone in the world.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
DISGUSTING!
Halloween III is the most violent movie I have ever seen. The violence was so graphic, I shut off the VCR at the scene where a child was watching the Silver Shamrock commercial with a Jack o' Lantern mask on. The mask melted itself and the child's head, and snakes and bugs poured out and killed the parents. I thought I was going to throw up. But this is beside the point. I mean why make a movie in the Halloween series without Michael Myers? STUPID! Director Tommy Lee Wallace obviously has a sick mind and is a disgrace to the Halloween series.