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The Rig (2023)
Horrible
This thing is getting worse as it proceeds from episode1 to episode 6. Terrible writing and directing. Somehow along the way the children writers decided everyone gets to know how to use all systems on the platform...even the cook. On and on examples of this for all the main crew including the geologist who is now an expert biologist.
Add to that a perplexed look on Emily Hampshire's face that the writers and apparently she thought was meant to convey intensity and you have a train wreck.
As others pointed out this is a copy of things that have been done. Just a bad copy with horrible horrendous writing.
Top of the Lake (2013)
Mostly bad
For starter i can't get past Elizabeth Moss fake accent of British, Australian and Long Island combo. Then to top if off add her befuddled look about everything. Then add some poor writing. Poor dialogue and what do you have? Top of the lake.
Oh yeah as a bonus you get an equally annoying Holly Hunter accompanied by equally poor dialog for her
Peter Mullan adds a lot to the show. Without him its a 1.
It's an interesting concept but poorly done and you end up with mish mash that doesn't fit with no attempt to make it fit or explain things
The scenery is pretty but i can look up images online without being subjected to drivel...so ultimately the score reflects that bad things above.
No Time to Die (2021)
Time for new face
Yes they are making changes after this one...but come on waaaaaay overdue. Daniel craigs has a face that even his mother wouldn't love...ears bigger than satellites...should be able to communicate with mi6 headquarters without an ear piece. Just need to start fresh and craig is not the one. Not enough makeup can cover his age...remember that tom cruise. Just too much of Hollywood trying to pawn off geriatric actors as action heroes...nobody can escape age...embrace it and get him an appropriate role. Need a fresh actor to be the new bond...oh yeah. 2:30 for a movie? Mind you this is not an epic movies...come on 2021 thats just too dragged out. Ever heard of editing?
Morbius (2022)
Oh my god
How good can this be? Science is so easy to understand. I thought gene splicing was very complicated and required dna recombination and then single cell injection. But thanks to morbuis i now understand it can be done en masse by just putting a drop of blood under a microscope. Morbuis if you will, opened up a new era of science which can be done in ones garage. Its so easy his friend with no doctorate training was able to do it. Thank you morbuis.
Moving on with more science. Morbuis taught me how to pronounce Nobel...its noble. I feel so stupid saying wrong for all these years.
I can go on and on but just to summarize i think this is a masterpiece . It should be taught to everyone...not just acting school.
Finally i agree with another comment here. It's too short. I feel like they cut a whole hour of this because they thought people would think its too long. I think 3 hrs is about right for this. Otherwise you miss out here and things move too fast to fully understand the comexities
Acting? What acting...what genius decided to cast al madrigal as cop? Come on man shrimping ain't easy but al madrigal is about as good as it gets...perfect fit
Oh almost forgot. Morbuis solved one of the biggest problems in science- the cost of starting a lab. Just get a confiscated drug lab...move few metals pieces around- which fit perfectly into their new spot- and you have a top notch lab capable of generating an antibody in less than a day. GENIUS. I may have to watch this gem multiple times in case i missed something.
The Umbrella Academy (2019)
Season 3 is a 0. 1 and 2 are 10
Season 3 is unwatchable. Horrible writing. Horrible execution. Too much focus on vanya which was weak link before acting wise. So vanya becomes viktor and no one in sparrow questions or asks a question...yeah that makes sense. Like someone else said...characters regressed. Could have been so much better even with same plot.
Windfall (2022)
Cluster
Horrible writing. Actors good. Very good...but nothing can rescue this turd. Like someone else said feels like it was written by children...in crayons. Lacks character development and characters just change in the movie...wife goes from oh i understand the plight of average man to killing fat Matt Damon...come on man.
Top Chef (2006)
Could not be more annoying
Not a single redeeming quality of any of the hosts...and the product advertisement...sheesh some pride here. Everything has to advertise a product. Cars...grocery stores...brands. Too much.
Encounter (2021)
Captivating
If you are expecting aliens and space ships and invading bugs and as a result you gave it a 1, then stop walking and chewing gum at the same time
If you see this as a social comment on ptsd, acceptance and mental health for returning veterans, especially ones that stick out from what an average soldier looks like, then this is for you
Very powerful delivery by everyone
Great acting
Great cinematography
Great writing
Great directing
Those are the things that make a movie unless you suffer from infantalism.
Tell Me Your Secrets (2021)
Horrible
All the bad reviews have hit it right on. Horrible writing and directing. Lazy. So many holes and inconsistencies they must have decided oh well...most people won't notice. In the end this is a movie made by 12 yr olds...that's the level of detail that went into this.
Mediocre acting...except for Hamish...but he's wasted on this drivel.
De 12 van Oldenheim (2017)
Kept going downhill
Was good. Slow burn but good. Then Nina came back and 1st the director can't get enough of her and 2nd she can't act.
The part were she was so affected by her kidnapping so she can only answer with head movements us fine but every 3rd or 4th question she has no problem answering with full sentences...and her acting skills are about those of a 12 month old child...was 9 until then and now a 5.
Horizon Line (2020)
Zero point zero
Unbelievable that something this bad has been made. Was this written by kindergartners? If so kindergartner class must have directed and produced. Ones that liked to hear screaming because williams provided plenty of that. This is the kind of movie that is so unbelievable that a 2 year old would say...wait can this be done?
War of the Worlds (2019)
Just awful
Where to start. Some stars check. Interesting title and premise check. Thats it.
Horrible dialog, horrible script, horrible acting. F level science. Holly cow is it bad science. Why bother pretending to have some scientific basis...just ignore altogether.
Aliens that make it across galaxies apparently can do no better than develop some horrible mechanical dog that sometimes moves too fast for people and sometimes as fast as Honda robot....on and on. No scanning ability except for some homemade mirror that is claimed to scan our DNA...HOLLY COW. Scan our DNA with just a cheesy mirror from a dog that's hydraulic and makes an awful ruckus just moving.
Elizabeth McGovern...so annoying. French scientist...so annoying and knows 0.0 science relating to series.
Just avoid.
Cuban Fury (2014)
That boy is a p i g pig
Come on now. Frost as a salsa dancer...not now not ever. The boy lack the coordination.
Stowaway (2021)
Poorly thought out
So many holes. Science is horrible 1st grade. Equipment is homemade and terrible at that. Dialog is childish. None are believable as astronauts.
La trêve (2016)
Gripping
If you are used to or like the hundred or so law and order out there, this is not for you. If you like good acting, good cinematography, shows that drop clues all the time and keep you guessing who did it, then this is for you.
Does it get wired at times? Yes. It's called life.
Season 1 was great, 2 was even better.. 10 all the way
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Junk fest
Well apparently terminators age and when they do they go to te as to retire and drink mexican beer with lime...come on man. If this is not enough the add linda hamilton and all she does is complain...apparently she know more about surveillance then future humans/androids.
Add a new terminator who can morph into anythinghe touches, but contonue to be same.person wearingsame clothes...that just crap...horrible and i mean horrible script. Horrible dialog for hamilton (nag nag nag in her new smoker old lady voice) make this an 8 star that quickly turned to 2
The Valhalla Murders (2019)
Great show
Yeah its slow, yeah characters have flaws, yeah its in a foreign language. Its not Hollywood formula series. If that's what u want go elsewhere. If u can use ur brain for other things beside breathing...then watch this
Glitch (2015)
went form supernatural to science fiction...without the science
Garage science. Stimulating an open brain with a turned off solder iron...are you seriously that stupid or do you think your viewers are stupid. S1 and S2 were good. Rate them an 8. S3 is a 2
Time Trap (2017)
Written by children for children
Cool concept. Cool scenery. Horrible dialogue, acting, directing, and executing.
Nothing redeeming, full of inconsistencies. Horrible costumes, makeup, fake caveman language.
Apparently dental hygiene, tooth caps, hair dyes, martial arts have been all developed by cavemen and women
4 latas (2019)
Funny international comedy
Modern take on buddy movie with great shots of african desert. Very enjoyable
Murder Mystery (2019)
Horrible
How can a high budget comedy be so unfunny? Put 2019 adam sandler in it. Its so unfunny it's actually annoying
Welcome to Sweden (2014)
Oh the pain...the pain will robinson
This is the worst drivel ever associated with the name Poehler and there has been plenty of stinkers. There is nothing redeeming about this except for maybe the scenery. If you came here looking for Swedish comedy your in the wrong place. What you'll find is some horrible setups written and conjured up by NBC.
Al Hayba (2017)
Garbage
As an American of Lebanese origins i was looking forward. Painfully horrible acting, extremely slow plot and dialogue, amateurish footage and cinematographer. Entire 1st episode should have been 5-7min if they actually edited the footage.
The Punisher (2017)
S1 was interesting, S2 garbage
S2 too contrived. Most characters unlikable. Seems like writers trying to squeeze extra time to extend episodes to the 50 min mark...most of dialogue and scenes forced. Psychiatrist addition is annoying and she fits into the plot about as good as a fat man in a little suit. She can't act...writing for her is horrible
ReGenesis (2004)
faux science
Science done by 5 year old for people who zero knowledge of anything scientific.
poor writing, poor character development, poor resolution, horrible camera angles, oxy moronic at times. Annoying characters and actors....ZERO POINT ZERO