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The Silence (2019)
'A Quiet Place's retarded sibling
If the production was cheaper I'd assume this to be the Asylum's remake of 'A Quiet Place'. Cheaply written, borderline retarded protagonists and just a bad ripoff.
Dark Web: Descent Into Hell (2021)
Why is everyone giving this extreme ratings?
Why is everyone here either giving it 1 or 10 stars? This isn't complete bullcrap, but it's also clearly not genius and is VERY cheaply produced. However, it does manage to be an okay indie movie with twists and it might even have rewatch value. It tries hard and manages to end up somewhere in the middle of Neil Breen and David Lynch. Okay B-Movie with many really stupid parts, but a decent effort for the means given.
If I Die Before I Wake (1998)
I don't dare to rate this movie...
...since I watched the movie just recently on German TV and I don't know how much was edited out by the TV station it was on. There really seemed to be a lot missing and the whole story seemed inconsistent and lacked continuity. I did not see any rape scene although there was supposed to be one somewhere. I never found out, who the intruders were and why they were there.
Some other bits of the movie just made it appear ridiculously fake (ripping out parts of the house, don't want to spoil anything) and at one point I was sure that Lori Beth and one intruder MUST HAVE seen each other, but both actors "no sold" the encounter.
Well, I don't want to rate the movie. It kept me watching and entertained me, but there certainly seemed to be some flaws. However, since I probably watched a highly edited version I don't find myself in a position to fairly rate this movie.
Dei Mudder sei Gesicht (1997)
I second calling this piece of crap "racist nonsense"
I like dark humor and non-PC stuff, but not if it is with no purpose but to elevate yourself. Bashing a group of people without any trace of self-irony is crap.
There are people who could make concentration camp jokes funny, but whoever made this film unfortunately failed even in the VERY easy task of making fun about Turks in Germany. It is a very easy task, but if your are the Germany equivalent of an inbred redneck (=inbred Southerner from a village where virginity is often lost to farm animals) you certainly will fail at this and also at life. I have heard and seen so many funny stuff about minorities in Germany, but this "movie" (this piece of crap being listed here is an insult to the next worst movie) sucks like the calf the makers of this movie met some years ago.
Hostel (2005)
Poor, very predictable Story and really cheap thrills.
Another one of those movies where some low grade director tries to showcase as much gore and bodyparts as possible.
The movie starts like a typical cheap sex comedy flick and then proceeds to a typical torture gorefest. It was really hard to watch and I really hate these movies where the actual horror merely comes from disgusting pictures and NOT from a good storyline psychology.
And so much was so freaking predictable. I KNEW from the very start that the salad eating business man was a total pervert just because his stupid stereotypical lines about doing things with your hands and meat, etc. I KNEW that a second pair of feet would join the receptionist as you could see her standing at the door. I KNEW that Josh would be immobilized, when the perv asked him "oh you want to go?". I KNEW that the Japanese girl would throw herself in front of a train when she was watching her reflection at the station.
If you are into bloodthirsty cheesy gorefests and can do without an actual story this might be a movie for you.