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The Traitors Australia (2022)
This rating/rant contains spoilers.
I was really into this series until the last episode. Litterly all Kate & Alex had to do is vote off the last faithful and share 250 thousand. I mean seriously I can't believe people are this greedy that they would risk it all to win it all. Both Kate and Alex (the 2 remaining traitors) all they had to do is vote off the last remaining faithful Craig. That's it and they would of split 250k so 125k apiece. I mean God is that not enough damn money. Give me 125k please and I would be very apreciate with that. Honestly I seen it coming and I didn't want either of them to win. I don't like greedy people. Instead of winner takes all. Maybe they should change that. It's so stupid that Kate played the game just as well as Alex played the game and Alex wins 250k and Kate wins nothing smh. I would of rather them split the money then to see that outcome. Poor Craig he was just the tie breaker vote and had no chance of winning no matter who he voted for smh. Craigs shocked look at the end when he found this out was sad smh. Poor Craig last of the faithfuls and got nothing for it smh. Again winner take all ain't it in my humble opinion. Craig congratulations for being the last remaining faithful, your prize is nothing go F yourself basically. Oh and thanks for being the tie breaker vote between 2 greedy traitors who could of split the money, but they are to greedy to do that. I would of been happier if none of em would of won and 2 of the faithfuls would of won instead. I'm sure 2 faithfuls wouldn't mind splitting that much damn money. But 2 traitors obviously not, they litterly risked wining it all or nothing smh. Vote Craig off and split the damn money. I just can't believe there's people out there that greedy smh. I would rather seen 2 or 3 of the faithfuls split the money to be honest. Hated that 1 extremely greedy person walked away with all the money smh. Yeah I'm done watching silly competitions like this. I rather watch a good movie or something or find a better show to watch. These types of shows just ain't for me and they honestly shouldn't be for anyone. They are morally disturbing and I was so routing for the faithfuls. END OF RANT!!!
The Traitors UK (2022)
This review/rant contains spoilers.
I'm going to make this brief. I think the show was very interesting and I was really into it until the final episode that is. The way that it ended was honestly mind blowing and not in a good way either. Keirin is an absolute prick and handled getting voted off like the biggest butt hurt sore loser I ever seen.
You shouldn't be allowed to basically say hey Wilfred is a traitor so banish him bc that's basically what he did with all his cryptic messages. Wilfred played the game brilliantly and should of and would of won if it wasn't for Keirin blatantly ratting him out is a traitor. What is the point of a show like this if another traitor can come out and say hey this persons a traitor too so banish him too. Absolutely a hundred percent should be against the rules of the game.
I won't be watching season 2 if there's no rule changes. I can't recommend this show if a traitor being able to tattle on another traitor ain't against the rules. Man I really was into this show until that happened and it completely turned me off to this show and shows like it. I will be finding something else to watch bc the ending was a big disappointment for someone who couldn't of played the traitor roll much better than Wilford played it. All to just be ruined by a butt hurt sore losing tattle tailing loser face man baby thumb sucking needs a diaper change cry baby immature disgracefully poorly behaved contestant. That's all end of rant haha.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)
Not bad but could of been much better.
Entertaining but not too entertaining & funny but not too too funny basically. Overall not a bad adventure comedy movie. But many of missed opportunities keeps this from being a very good adventure comedy instead of just an averagish adventure comedy. The potential to be a very good adventure comedy movie was definitely there but fell a little short.
First of all the idea of making a video game Jamanji movie opposed to the original which was based on a board game was a creative idea & more with the times. However, the video game aspect of the movie was a miss in many aspects. Let me explain though.
Dr. Smolder for example; All kinds of strengths & no weaknesses. Now every video game character has weaknesses & they could of at least at the very least gave him a funny weakness which would of added to the films humor even more, so that was definitely a missed opportunity.
Rudy Roundhouse, lots of strengths also & only 1 weakness which is venom? Ok so are the other characters not affected by venom because that would be very strange and I doubt that is true. I guess they just ran out of ideas at that point which ain't very creative. Her weakness is venom genius NOT. I would have gave her a much funnier weakness honestly since it is a comedy & comedy is king.
Franklin Finbar, strengths zoology cool & backpack boy or whatever funny well kind of. Weaknesses cake & he explodes when he eats cake haha. Now that actually is funny. Other weaknesses strength & speed wow now that's bad & would make him an unplayable character. How about weakness just strength & cake & strengths zoology & speed. Now he goes from being an unplayable character to being a very playable character because now one of his strengths is speed so that he can out run almost anything in the game. And he has doctor dolittle like abilities because of his zoology knowledge & strength so now all of a sudden he is a much more cooler & most importantly he is a much more playable character. That is important because no game developer is going to make an unplayable character. Make him faster than the other characters plus his zoology/ doctor dolittle like abilities kind of. I mean he did talk to an elephant & got the elephant to do what he wanted which was cool. Now he is a very playable character with his only weaknesses now being strength & of course cake haha.
Professor Shelly, here we go again with an unplayable mostly useless character while Dr. Smolder & Ruby Roundhouse are OP. This just doesn't work in a video game setting. You can't have characters that have no good strengths and abilities because no one would ever intentionally pick them. I explained this with Franklin Dunbar & all you have to do is make him speedier than the other characters & simple enough he's now a fun & playable character to use with his speed ability & zoo ology abilities & his knowledge of animals.
In closing I give it a 6 out of 10 which is an average score & not bad. Also the villain was very uninteresting & wasn't dynamic at all. How about making Professor Shelly & Franklin Finbar more helpful characters so that they're not so useless & also make the villain more interesting & more dynamic so that the boss fight towards the end of the movie was not so dreary.
Avatar (2009)
Haters going to hate I guess but why?
Awesome movie what more can I say that hasn't been said. It's an amazing movie but anyways rant time haha. 29k people gave this movie a 1 out of 10? 56k people gave this movie 3 out of 10 or less. These people should get their accounts banned. It's really ridiculous. If you're not going to rate movies fairly then why even bother wasting your own time voting as well as others. Seriously life is short & you're wasting your time to savatage movie ratings. If you hate life that much why waste your own time voting smh. At least give good movies a fair rating if you're going to vote please. Don't give movies poop ratings for no good reason please be fair. A lot of hard work & time is put into these movies, especially this movie. That's all I got to say for now.
Ink Master (2012)
Ink Master/Judge Master
Well it's really a mixed bag to be honest because I want to really like this show & give it an 8 or a 9 or whatever. A tattoo competition is an awesome idea to be quite honest. But I will judge this show instead like the judges (Oliver Peck & Chris Nunez) judge tattoos meaning I ain't here to tell you what is good about it but instead I will tell you all of what's bad about it lmao. Ok well lets get into it with that being said. Ok... free tattoos or not it's not humanly right to literally torture human canvases (some of the challenges are a bit extreme like 4 people tattooing a person at the same time wtf) so at times this show has went too far for my liking. Anyway there needs to be a better way of more fairly judging expecially in the finale because half of the time they reward the wrong person the title of "ink master". How is it a fair competition when half the time the judges reward the wrong person is beyond me to be honest, I mean what is this boxing lmao. Also the runner up should get a consolation prize or something like ten grand for secound place & five grand for 3rd place seems more than reasonable for what they put these tattoo artists through. The winner gets a hundred grand plus so much more and again half the time it's the wrong dang tattoo artist who the judges reward the title of "ink master" to which is a big problem. Might as well rename the show "judge master" since the show is all about who the judges want to win which is sad smh. Glad those judges are gone now & new season has started recently so crossing fingers that it's going to be better than past seasons. Even though there was certain seasons I really liked like the seasons when they rewarded the right tattoo artist for example duh lmao. I will give it a 7 out of 10 for now but maybe that's being too kind or at least kinder than the past judges lmao. I want to be fair however & it did seem to get a little bit better season 7 & up. My rating could change in the future slightly by a point at most so maybe 6 maybe 8 but for now 7 out of 10 seems fair.
Noah (2014)
Many spoilers and please don't let your kids watch!
They ruined a great biblical story with this atrocious movie. I don't mind writers taking some liberties but to take a great biblical story like Noahs Ark & turn it into a carnography movie (lots of blood & gore) is just absurd & down right insulting. They make Noah out to be some kind of psycho monster family abuser. Noah even goes as far as threating to slay new born babies (his own grand kids) because God gave him a sighn to do wow really. Don't worry though folks Noah & his loving family lived happily ever after but not before he mentaly abuses the heck out of them to the point to were they don't even like him & question his morals on many occasions. He threatened to kill his daughters newely born babies & puts his family through emotional hell like what is this rubbish I'm watching. He doesn't even show any remorse for the way he treats his family & as soon as he found out his daughter was prgnant he announced it to his family that he was going to kill the baby as soon as it was born. Made his family live in fear of him for 9 months was so messed up. His own sons were even shown that they wanted to kill him. It even gets to the point to were Noahs family created a raft to try to get away from him, but of course he destroyed it by setting it on fire damn. Again boys & girls don't worry though because they all lived happily ever after minus the horrifying nightmares his loving family occasionally has of Noah going phyco & killing them all in their sleep. The end! Smh what's next are they going make Jesus out to be a ravin lunitic who does old school hard core drugs while riding horseback bareback chasing down & beating & killing non believer women & children then eats their meat raw after cutting them all up in little pieces & then washes it all down by drinking their blood. Smh I could keep talking about this movie & how bad it is but I rather not because I'm really not into essay length reviews so I will leave it at that it is just bad & they're flat out wrong for this one how disrespectful.
The Cardigans: Erase/Rewind (1999)
I really like the song but not the video
The song is indeed a good song no argument there also the lead singer Nina Persson has a very beautiful voice might I add. If I were just rating the song without the video I would honestly have to give it like an 8 or maybe even a 8 & half because it's that good of a song for back then so call it an 8 out of 10. Rating the song with the video however well that's a whole different story because the video is very uninteresting. The lead singer Nina gives a very emotionless dull performance with very little to no body language at all & it ain't like there're interesting things happening around her either besides the band playing their instruments for the first verse anyways before the room starts closing in on itself & the band. I don't really have a problem with the band members (there're just playing their instruments like they're supposed to) but as for the lead singer (Nina) show some emotion please it is a music video for crying out loud not a recording session with no audience. All she does is bob her head occassionally also she never looks at the camera at all (eye contact is important you know) & the biggest disappointment of all is that she (the lead singer) has the same dull emotionless expression throughout the whole video pretty much even when the room is closing in on itself & the band. I much rather just listen to the song without watching the video it's just that damn boring. The band (especially the lead singer) looks like they would look if they were recording the song in a studio with no audience rather than entertaining an audience of millions. It's a music video have some stage presence you're making a music video to entertain an audience a freaking world audience of millions & millions in fact. Maybe she (the lead singer) is a nice sweet lady who suffered from shyness & she's a very camera shy person with stage fright issues but unfortunately shyness doesn't make for an interesting music video. I just can't give this music video a good rating as a music video even though I want to because I like the song itself. Heck I can't even give it an average rating because it's a below average music video. This is one of those sad cases unfortunately of a very good song that had a mediocre dull unintering music video. I watched other music videos where the respected singers didn't even appear in the video at all but the music videos were very entertaining so maybe they would of been better off going that route instead. The walls are closing in on her & the band in this room they are performing in & she has the same plain expression the whole time from start to finish just gets me. Not expecting an A plus acting performance by any means but showing no emotion at all just sucks all the life out of this music video especially when it's your lead singer who is showing no emotion. Especially considering the room is closing in on itself & is crushing everything inside the room & lights are breaking & falling off the ceiling & does Nina's same plain looking facial expression change that she had the whole video nope. It looks like she doesn't even want to be there like she is just in the video because she has to be because she's getting paid for it I guess.