mismerize Reviews

Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2017)

DON'T waste your time!

[2/10 · 8 February 2023]

Terrible. Bad acting. Bad directing. All around just awful. Jonathon must really need the money.

I GUESS there WAS NO other actress that can act available? Or did someone who can actually act look at the script and said hell no.

When Max is in the ventilation system, he isn't exactly quiet. When Max is above Zoe and Baca, Max growls and they don't hear him. WHAT.

NONSENSE

So many scenes unnecessary and many others needed.

When I watch these zombies movies I always wonder why they don't cover their necks when they gear up. Asinine. Plenty of stuff just lying around to use but hey, nope.

Lol Zoe needs blood samples. UM, the "rotters" are at the fence. Strap them to it and get the samples. Nah, open the gate and let them in, what could possibly go wrong. Makes sense to me, NOT.

Chain Max up with 3 chains. Yep. Should hold, right. Hum, if only there was a room or a cage. OH, there I go again making sense. My bad.

Don't waste your time like I did with this movie.

Netflix should remove this terrible movie.

Brave New World (2020)

so far. i am wondering if i am watching a huge orgy or a tv show.

[2/10 · 16 July 2020]

Some of the actors i'm not sure how they got the role. terrible acting. slow. if you want to watch naked people having sex with everyone with no real story/plot. you will enjoy this show

Wounds (2019)

dont waste your time watching

[1/10 · 23 June 2020]

Dont waste your time watching like i did. Nothing explained. who were the kids. what happened to the phone after it was thrown. what was his connection. you have no idea whats going on. its all over the place with no direction to anything. slow and lame ending was stupid. bad directing.

Reality Z (2020)

bad acting

[1/10 · 12 June 2020]

Lame. ripoff from Dead Set. Instead of big brother, mythical gods. yeah, people would love that. who is trying to uh, sing was terrible (close the door) i fast forwarding so i didnt have listen. who rolls down a car window when zombies are on the loose. seriously hey, lets untie the woman who was bitten so she can "breathe" better. did you know you breathe through your hands. so weird, eh when they are at a store. the cops drive up. sure. drive around instead of going after your family. The cops ask the zombies to stop moving. wth and wth, does everyone smoke? hey, if you dont need that youthful look, keep smoking, will age you quick. well, i cant keep watching. so thats the end of my review.

Ad Astra (2019)

slow and boring!

[2/10 · 11 June 2020]

If you are looking for action, this is not the movie. This movie is about a man and his daddy issues mostly. so slow. so boring. you could fall asleep while watching and not miss a thing. A LOT of narrating which i find annoying.

Devil's Gate (2017)

Lame, boring. rubber suit.

[1/10 · 4 June 2020]

Lame story. boring. predictable. lame ending 5 stars for acting, at least it was a good cast!

Destroyer (2018)

This movie is very slow. takes its time getting to??

[2/10 · 4 June 2020]

Very slow pace movie and boring! and why did she (Kidman) talk so low. Speak up. I had the volume turned all the way up on my laptop and still could hardly hear her. ridiculous. the ending was lame. Kidman's makeup was pretty good, although over done she looked like she was in prison for yrs without sunlight or food and a drug addict.

The Perfection (2018)

the plot was pure nonsense! Don't waste your time watching like i did.

[1/10 · 31 May 2020]

Ridiculously predictable. stupid, lame story. so the only way for charlotte to get lizzie to see that she has been brain washed is to drug her and when she is hallucinating is to play along and add to them. then once they are in the middle of no where, talk her into chopping her hand off. gosh, sure, makes perfect sense. hell, I'm not a writer but i could of wrote better.

Emelie (2015)

Dont waste your time watching like i did. Too many holes in the story

[1/10 · 25 May 2020]

The usual baby sitter Maggie can't watch the kids. She tells the parents her friend Anna can. UM, What parent doesn't meet the girl 1st or at least have Maggie send a pic of what she looks like? also. how did Emelie the psycho know Anna was taking Maggie's place as babysitter. How did Emelie and her very older bf know what Anna looked like to grab her so Emelie could replace her. also. why did she stay in the house so long. Makes no sense at all. and the car in the car -Anna just stands there and doesn't jump out of the way of the car. Did Anyone else want Emelie to bleed out? Yes, i know how that sounds. but i am a mom. Touch my kid, you will be sorry.

Nasty Piece of Work (2016)

DON'T waste your time like i did.

[1/10 · 13 May 2020]

This movie was awful. beyond stupid. no one in their right mind would stick around after getting shot or hit on the head. just stupid.

Dark Light (2019)

Dont waste your time watching like i did!

[1/10 · 23 April 2020]

Stupid. bad directing. lame story. and the sheriff was the dumbest cop ever.

Fear the Walking Dead (2015–2023)

sick of the interviewing.

[7/10 · 25 September 2019]

If i want to watch interviews, i will watch the news. plz just run the show. nothing like filming interviews while filming the show. stupid and again annoying. i will stop watching if they continue with interviews. had to drop the rating down.

Hellions (2015)

don't waste your time with this one. i can't believe i did!!

[2/10 · 11 September 2019]

This movie was stupid and to much jumping around scenes, fading in and out. just a mess of confusion. endless dream scenes. Dora, the main character, see's how SALT kills the demonic children but doesn't grab any more salt. then several scenes later she figures it out but doesn't use it wisely. and i guess the cop is a really really stupid one, lol. so, watch if u want to ask yourself, "what the hellions did i just watch"! stupid, bad movie

Atomic Blonde (2017)

did not like this movie

[2/10 · 20 August 2019]

I disagree with all the positive reviews. Charlize has some hits and some misses. this one is a miss. the fight scenes are to choreographed. Not fluid. perhaps with more time with training she will get better at making it look real. I did not enjoy this movie at all. I am all for female power and Charlize is a good actress. I just feel she needs more hand to hand training. I have been watching all the great actors since i was a kid so over 30yrs - Sylvester Stallone, steven segal, Dolph lundgren, Keanu, Jason statham, jean claude, brandon lee, chuck Norris, Wesley snipes, mark dacascos and so on. all fluid fight scenes.

Bordertown (2016–2020)

I dont understand how some people gave this great reviews

[3/10 · 23 July 2019]

The direction is all over place. its like there were several writers and directors and they didnt communicate with one another. They start with one thing and completely forget to go back to it. Example: Kari starts looking into his daughters boyfriend then works on case but never goes back to why he thought the kid was shady. I was surprised to read there will be a s3. the voice over actors are a joke.

Don't Blink (2014)

Not bad. i would like to know at least a little something what was going on.

[4/10 · 5 July 2019]

I agree with another reviewer. I don't understand what the weather had to do with all the disappearances. I think the messages we saw but none of them saw was just for us -audience. Its one of those movies that doesn't explain what is going on even at the end. They leave you guessing and well, discussing probabilities. It gets people talking and makes others want to watch it. so if you like movies that make you ponder, this is your movie.

Singularity (I) (2017)

dont waste your time watching this movie- to many plot holes to count

[2/10 · 13 July 2018]

So many plot holes and very bad um cgi. 97 yrs pass, amazing how clean the actors look. makeup/nice clothes, shoes. love John Cusack, but buddy, um why did u do this film. need money? don't waste your time on this movie.

The Rain (2018–2020)

Spoilers- I tried, but the acting was so bad.

[2/10 · 7 May 2018]

I watched 2 & 1/2 episodes. but i just couldn't watch any more. the acting, the directing was really bad. I know people react to situations differently. but seriously, Simone went outside and left her little brother to hunt for their dad, really. she watched her mom die, hey lets go outside. ok oh and its dubbed.

Nails (I) (2017)

worst ending ever

[2/10 · 21 March 2018]

Typical horror movie. plot holes, yes. ending, worst ever.

Altitude (2017)

don't waste your time watching. *spoilers* i dont see how anyone can give these movie over 2 stars

[1/10 · 16 February 2018]

I wanted to watch this movie because i love Dolph but, um he is hardly in it and just makes a lot of facial expressions when he is. so uh, a group thugs/thieves hijack a plane because one of the partners in crime stole from them. lets see, could they of perhaps followed him from the plane and taken it. oh sorry logic. i don't understand why those type of masks the hired guns wore, served no purpose. and passengers jumping out of a moving plane over water, seriously. at that speed, they would be ripped apart. they did a lousy job of stunt woman and Denise. gosh i couldn't tell stunt or Denise. lol and the parachute scene, laughable. Denise Richards stellar acting (sarcasm), guess that's why she is only in b-movies eh so to sum it up, bad acting, stupid plot

In a Dark Place (2006)

What a waste of time watching this!

[1/10 · 5 July 2008]

What a waste of time watching this. Who directed this, no wait was there a director...............And who edited it...... Just when you think it couldn't go any slower, oh but it can, oh it can. Um, it never picked up.......................... It was all over the place. Reaction to certain situations were slow as well......................... This movie was just awful........................................... A huge waste of my time. .................. So many mistakes in this movie....................................... There was NOTHING worth while to even mention...................... Why they released this crap is beyond me.

FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992)

Great movie for all ages

[10/10 · 29 June 2006]

One of the best animated films. My kids love this movie. I love it as well. Robin Williams is one of my favorite actors. He is so funny. Great story line with a great lesson in it for all. This movie shows how humans are destroying the rain forest. There should be more movies like this. Something to show people how we as people pollute and destroy things in our world. People throw trash and cigarette's out their vehicles all the time. They throw trash and such into oceans, lakes and rivers. If people don't stop this, we wont have water to drink. A clean place to live. Hell, if an area is dry, they can start a fire with those tossed cigarettes. Acres are carelessly burn down from cigarette's. OH i digress... The movie is a great one and good for kids. Family entertainment!

Antibody (2002 Video)

Very bad

[1/10 · 9 February 2003]

Don't waste your time watching this movie. I almost switched the channel, but I thought well just maybe it will get better. NOT! Such Poor directing, and terrible acting with the exception for Lance Henriksen and William Zabka-(Karate kid) though William part is short. Lance must be in need of money or offers are slim pickings to star in movies. Oh, and Robin Givens is also in this, not that she offered much in helping this movie.

anyway: People were thrown in front of the camera making you wonder what the heck was the point, why were they even there. Oh, maybe it was so they could say "hey I was in a movie", all of 5 seconds. oh and the plot, wait what was it? hum?

Jeepers Creepers (2001)

Whats scaring you

[10/10 · 31 August 2001]

This movie was the best scary movie that i have seen in a long long time. I am not the type to be easily scared while watching a movie. It takes a lot to make me jump and this movie made me jump and scream. Go see it, but dont go in thinking its going to be good. (Little mind game).