My God....where does on even begin with this complete dumpster fire. Lindsay Lohan is the only reason to watch this but for all of 5 minutes. The acting is literally Middle School. Just god awful. How in the name of Sam Hill does George Young get any acting gigs. He's absolutely dreadful. By far the worst actor I've seen in all my life. He's actually nauseating to watch. The plot is all over the place and of course highly predictable. Jack Wagner should never be in anything other than a Soap. Do yourself a favor. Give yourself an enema with Windex. It will be more exhilarating than this absolute garbage.
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42 Reviews
Peppermint and Postcards
(2023 TV Movie)
Insert a hot needle in your eye.
18 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Do yourself a favor and just stick a hot needle on your eye. It will be less painful than watching this God awful garbage. The movie starts like your supposed to know what's going on. No introduction. A girl writes a stupid letter and it becomes National news?! Come on. Who wrote this? A 5 year old. Scattered disjointed nonsensical plot that is so insipid. Absolutely no connection with the characters but we don't really care because they're so shallow. The acting, and I use that term loosely, is just....dreadful. The chick with the beret has a terrible "French" accent and I literally wanted to punch her square in the face. Do yourself a favor....wet your butt cheeks and sit on a steel toilet seat in Alaska. It will be less painful.
So good because it's real
2 May 2023
Warning: Spoilers
This is one of these "uncomfortable" episodes that hits you between the eyes. It's really, raw and honest. I think everyone had this experience with someone in school. I genuinely felt so sorry for Margaret. She's just a quirky kid who I would enjoy in adulthood. The peer pressure is really what got to Kevin. Kevin is basically a d!ck in this episode yet I understand why. It's true what adult Kevin said at the end. You do forget those you were trying to impress yet remember the uncomfortable encounters. I can honestly relate to this episode because I've been on both sides of this situation several times.
Hate is a strong word but..
22 June 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Thank goodness Sister Ursula is gone. I honestly think I would have stopped watching CTMW if she stayed. Her character totally went against the grain of the show. I honestly don't think I've hated a character on show more than her.
Downton Abbey: A New Era
(2022)
Tired stories
18 June 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Overall I enjoyed this movie. However it's time to say goodbye to the Crawley clan. The storyline of the movie making was OK but the whole French Villa was just, stupid. To think a guy who only spent 2 days with Violet and bequeth a Villa is fanciful. Add to this that Robert may be a bastard is just plain dumb. Thankfully Elizabeth McGovern has very limited screen time. Kevin Doyle steals the show as Mr. Mosley.
Big let down
25 May 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Boring episode that spent too much time in the past. No proper send off for Rebecca. Not showing any of the funeral or eulogies was a really odd choice. Only saving grace was Beth, Nicky, Toby and William. The tens here are all people connected to the show, obviously. Should have finished last week.
I've been a frequent critic of TIU..but this...!
18 May 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This episode is one of the best I've seen on TV. So well written without the Schmultz. The focus on the Big 3 was great because after all the show was about them. The train idea was beautiful with all the little nods to Jack before we see him. The fact that Jack gave his life to someone who cures Alzhemers was a bit clichéd but we can forgive them!!
Bridgerton
(2020– )
Wokerton
7 May 2022
What an absolute load of drivel. Historical inaccurate, terrible acting, boring storyline. No doubt Ms. Rhimes is just trying to rewrite history by showing POC's in high society. The only POC's were waiting on the rich white folks. The conversations are completely boring. This is just an attempt at Wokeism. Do yourself a favor and give this a miss.
Boring, clichéd, predictable.
21 April 2022
This was a very disappointing episode. It dragged and was boring. I have to laugh at people who allegedly cried at this episode. It was full of clichés and so predictable. If this is a hint of the final episode I sure hope the writers get better.
Comic genius
13 April 2022
This is by far the best episode of the series. In fact I'd go as far as to say it's the funniest episode of any TV series ever. The farce, the lines, the acting are all pure comedy gold. John Cleese is at his finest as is Andrew Sachs.
Just. End. It.
25 March 2022
TIU has become insufferable. They are just dragging this out with a boring, dull storyline. So glad this is the last season. I'm just staying with it because I want to see what happens but honestly I could just watch the finale and probably not miss anything.
STOP calling Kate, Bug.
3 February 2022
The bond between Kate and Rebecca is annoying af. Whoever came up with the idea of calling her Bug should be fired. It's the most annoying and insulting nickname on the planet.
Randall is his usual annoying self.
Other than that, not a bad episode.
Randall is his usual annoying self.
Other than that, not a bad episode.
Boring
21 January 2022
Home Sweet Home Alone
(2021)
Painful. In all the wrong ways.
25 December 2021
This is like a bad car crash. You just can't look away. From a completely implausible plot line to terrible acting, overused cliches, horrible corny lines, it's a complete cluster.
What's really aggravating is the kid is a complete d**k and you find yourself rooting for the "bad" guys. It's worth watching once to appreciate the original. Never again though.
What's really aggravating is the kid is a complete d**k and you find yourself rooting for the "bad" guys. It's worth watching once to appreciate the original. Never again though.
About as much fun as a steel toilet seat in Alaska
7 December 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Terrible acting, weak story line, predictable ending. Guy gets girl, guy loses girl, guy gets girl back. If you're suffering from insomnia be sure to watch. Not sure how this got the greenlight. It boasts John Schneider as a lead but he's in it for 5 minutes. Jenn Gotzen I'd absolutely dreadful. How she was cast is beyond belief.
One of the best TV episodes of ALL time
7 October 2021
Only Murders in the Building
(2021– )
Boring and repetitive
2 September 2021
I tried to like it, I really did. It is so slow and drags. The dialog and plot is very repetitive, especially Selena Gomez's frequently I'll timed dropping of the F bomb just for shock value. Can't see how they are dragging this out over 5 episodes. The plot seems to be going nowhere.
Best episode of the series - top 5 in Television
7 January 2021
This is just an outstanding episode in every way. Steven Gilborn is just phenomenal as Mr. Collins. The chemistry between him and Kevin is amazing. The storyline is completely believable and relatable in so many ways. The ending with the music from Linda Ronstadt is the cherry on top. This is hands down the best episode of the entire series. In fact, it may be one of the top five episodes of any series on TV. Ever. An absolute must watch.
The Heart of Christmas
(2011 TV Movie)
Dreadful infomercial
24 December 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Shut this garbage off after 20 minutes. Terrible acting, totally depressing and not Christmas related at all. Just a huge infomercial for St.. Jude. BTW, the kid dies and the parents are now divorced. Kinda kills the whole theme of the movie.
Engaging Father Christmas
(2017 TV Movie)
Decent sequel...but...
22 December 2020
How in Holy Hades does Nevis Unipan get any acting jobs. She is just terrible. She talks like she has a mouthful of marbles. The girl who played Julia in the first movie was great. No idea why she was replaced. If you're reading this Nevis or her parents, do yourself a favor and get acting lessons. Oh, and a good dentist.
Without a doubt
19 December 2020
Christmas at Grand Valley
(2018 TV Movie)
Danica can't even save this if she was in a bikini
10 December 2020
This is one huge snooze fest. The dialogue is repetitive (the main character says "I'm just doing my job" about 38 times. The shopkeeper sounds like Harvey Fierstein. She must have smoked 5 packs a day in her youth. The entire plot drags and drags and drags. It truly is about a 20 minute story stretched out to an hour and a half. I feel bad for the actors with this lousy dialogue. The only saving grace is Dan Lauria and Danica. I kept watching only in the hopes of seeing Danica in a bikini....alas that didn't happen. It appears this was just a vehicle to get Dan and Danica back together on screen. Of course, it is the typical recycled Hallmark plot with the inevitable ending. Be sure to watch it after some strong coffee to stay awake.
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