mrcowdenbeathfc Reviews

Alone with You (2021)

Let down

[2/10 · 10 December 2022]

I was so looking forward to this movie as I'm a huge fan of the director . Well the acting is the worst I've ever seen and the leading actress made the film unwatchable and I had to turn it off . Every other word and I mean every other word was f this f that and it became just so so stupid that you have to question the directors education . I've looked at Facebook YouTube and Instagram and he also swears constantly and sadly has bought it to his films . I'll probably give up on him now as I've just tuned this garbage off after almost half an hour it's that bad. Almost human is sadly a distant memory.

Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance (2015)

Shocking

[1/10 · 4 June 2022]

I could only manage 10 mins then switched off. I have no idea what I have just witnessed and have no idea what this film is about , I advise not to watch it as it's nothing to do with the first one which is brilliant . Full of porn stars and so bad I mean so bad.

Jackass 4.5 (2022 Video)

It's over

[5/10 · 21 May 2022]

I loved the jackass movies and thought they were so funny original and seemed nice guys . I watched this latest one last night here in London U. K. and thought that's it no more and switched off , leave the memories in the last as it's done and run it's course . It's not funny anymore as you've seen it so many times . Sad but every great idea reaches the end of the road and this most certainly has . I must add I think there all lovely people and my sense of humour.

Candyman (2021)

Dull

[3/10 · 1 May 2022]

Over acting and acting and very very dull. So looking forward to seeing this film but it was a huge anti climax , watch the original as this is awful.

Queen's Messenger (2001)

Horrible

[4/10 · 19 December 2021]

The worst accents I've ever heard , the worst thing is Gary Daniels trying to speak British when he is British but where on earth he got this accent from , awful b movie with no good features at all . Utter garbage.

Wild Bill (2011)

Wonderful

[8/10 · 4 April 2021]

A very moving film and some top quality acting for once in a British movie . A good story and the ending almost had me in tears as I can see that in a lot of people . Full credit to director top draw 👍

Coming 2 America (2021)

Absolutely horrible

[1/10 · 15 March 2021]

The worst sequel I think I've ever seen . Horrendous acting and completely unfunny. How can this be so bad and who is responsible for this garbage

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

Have I really watched this

[1/10 · 17 February 2021]

Nothing to say apart shameful on the makers . The most embarrassing film I've very seen

Tango One (2018)

Enjoyable

[6/10 · 15 February 2021]

Very surprised at this film as it was actually a very fast paced enjoyable movie . Better than your average indepenbritish rubbish with the same old faces

Prince of Darkness (1987)

Wow

[10/10 · 5 February 2021]

First time I've seen this film in many many years and it blows me away . It's an absolute masterpiece

Once Were Warriors (1994)

Stunning

[10/10 · 13 June 2020]

Probably one of the most brutal yet compassionate films I've ever seen . Amazing acting and really deep family issues . Amazing just amazing

Brahms: The Boy II (2020)

Laughing still

[1/10 · 25 May 2020]

The most ridiculously bad sequel I've seen in a long time . I have nothing more to add apart from a shocking film

Gangs of London (2020– )

What acting

[1/10 · 10 May 2020]

The worse acting I've seen in a long time and the accents shocking . This really is for your average Brian dead chav

The Fanatic (2019)

What the hell

[1/10 · 8 May 2020]

Embarrassing and shameful acting in one car crash of a film

Leaving Las Vegas (1995)

Cage used to make these kind of movies

[10/10 · 17 April 2020]

Sensational that's all I can say. How I miss the real cage

Jeepers Creepers III (2017)

Serious ?

[1/10 · 13 April 2020]

Nothing to add apart from this . You should be ashamed to have actually released this to normal people with a brain . Astonishingly bad

The Fall of the Essex Boys (2013)

What have I watched

[1/10 · 5 March 2020]

The worst acting I've ever seen and that's all I'm going to say . A car crash of a film

Greenlight (2019)

Very good

[9/10 · 5 March 2020]

Just watched this independent film and wow is all I can say . To see a movie with a couple of familiar faces including the lovely Caroline Williams mixed with some new faces that could actually act and are believable is a pleasant change . I won't give anything away but a young director gets given his chance to direct a movie and thentjings take a dramatic turn of evens . Outstanding

El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019)

Why bother

[6/10 · 5 January 2020]

Have no idea why this was made and it left me thinking . Pointless bang average dross

The Lookout (2007)

Stunning

[10/10 · 22 December 2019]

What a beautiful film with acting of the highest quality . Breathtaking performances and very moving at times . A pleasure to watch

The Entity (1982)

Classic

[10/10 · 13 December 2019]

Just watched it again for the second time since I was a kid . Still haunts me now and so so terrifying I won't watch it again . A masterpiece

Green Street Hooligans (2005)

What have I just watched

[2/10 · 12 December 2019]

Firstly the acting is absolutely horrific. Enough it's just dreadful and the fake London accent is really hard to take . Awful awful film

Mayday (II) (2019)

Laughable dross

[1/10 · 9 December 2019]

At least make the plane look up to date . Couldn't even get that right in this embarrassment to film making

The Fall of the Essex Boys (2013)

What have I just watched

[1/10 · 17 November 2019]

The most embarrassing pathetic acing I've ever seen . Unwatchable

Top Dog (2014)

Awful

[1/10 · 10 November 2019]

The worst lead actor ive ever seen or non actor . Turned it off after 20 mins utter garbage with atrocious acting