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Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan (2023)
Cringefest bhai style
The story was non-existent and dialogues and sequences were really cringe.
Salman's acting was okay and only decent thing in this movie. Everyone else acted in a weirdway. Even the VFX is not upto the mark. The blood in some action sequences looked obviously fake.
I cannot understand why Salman did this film. Logic is missing in many action movies but not to this extent.
There are people with weapons in Metro and even after beating them, not a single police officer shows up.
The 3 brothers of bhaijan in this movie cannot act. And why are there so many villains? Both the villains could not even deliver dialogues properly.
Shaitaan (2024)
Great trailer, mediocre film. One time watch
The only things that I liked about this movie is the acting. R Madhavan looks menacing in the role, both parents play their roles well, the girl acting is fantastic as well.
Apart from this there is not much to this movie. It was at best a one time watch for me. Except for the climax, almost everything is revealed in the trailer.
I wish they invested more in developing the characters and keeping the reason for behavior of the girl secret for a while instead of spilling it so early.
There were lot of silly things as well like why didn't the parents tied the girl early on as they knew she was hypnotized;when Madhavan asks for their phones, the mother could've sent an SOS message to someone they trusted.
It was a missed opportunity, could've turned into a masterpiece but the story was not longer than a single episode of a horror show stretched to full length film.
Animal (2023)
Waste of time, same old masala in new packet
This movies is dull and boring. The movie's premise is idiotic and the execution is as disappointing.
I am not going to say anything about misogyny and toxicity here as crying all day about it is as cringe as this movie.
The movie suffers from a lack of character development, plot coherence, and thematic depth.
Ranbir can act well but when story is garbage, he can't do much.
The story is repetitive and predictable, with no surprises or twists. This formula is used multiple times and is becoming unbearable now.
The movie's only redeeming quality is its action sequences which were fun to watch.
Overall a one time watch if you have 3 hours to waste and nothing else to do.
One Piece (2023)
Adventure starts now
The show starts great. Tries to stay true to the story. Some filler is skipped but some is added.
Acting is good by most characters though Nami let down it down a bit as it felt different from what we have seen in the anime or read in the manga.
She is supposed to be a clever thief who pulls Luffy's leg, the first time we saw her serious was during her arc with Arlong while here she is serious all time.
Luffy, Zoro and Sanji are great but Luffy should smile more as it is what he does all the time in the manga.
Mihawk shines in the role and so does Shanks whole crew.
The show will look different in live action and there are things where the team has to use a workaround.
Evil Dead Rise (2023)
Not bad, had higher expectations
Recently horror films have been pretty trash and I watched this with lower expectations.
The films starting sequence is nice and raised my expectations.
It takes place in a run down apartment building and I expected a lot of people to be involved in the story. Only the people on the top floor of the appartment building are attacked by the while the others are not even aware of whats going on. The elevator gets filled with blood and the stairs in the building are completely destroyed but no one notices anything.
The acting is okay and the premise of the kid playing the record he found after an earthquake feels like lazy writing.
I expected a lot of chaos and some bit of character development. I didnt felt any bad when the characters died, this explains how bland and boring their characters were.
I hope they make a better sequel.
Hellraiser (2022)
Kind of disappointing
Whats happening with classic movie series revamped into pathetic and boring movies.
I watched the original and had higher hopes with this movie due to advancements in filmmaking process.
However after half the movie, I felt bored. Just changing the genders of the original characters is not enough to make a good movie, the story and the acting plays an important role. That was missing from this one. The protagonist was unbearable, how can someone connect with an actor who cannot act properly.
Multiple series are being massacred and turned into complete garbage. Instead of just focusing on cgi, focus more on the story, people like small budget horror movies if the story is good.
Grimcutty (2022)
Seems like an AI wrote this movie
Only thing okay with this movie is its poster.
Story does not makes sense. The acting is terrible. The graphics are also not upto the mark.
Really frustrating to watch and make sense of whats going on at any moment. Character development is missing and at times the movie feels really really boring.
Pasting again to meet character limit:
Only thing okay with this movie is its poster.
Story does not makes sense. The acting is terrible. The graphics are also not upto the mark.
Really frustrating to watch and make sense of whats going on at any moment. Character development is missing and at times the movie feels really really boring.
Dahan: Raakan Ka Rahasya (2022)
Finally some good horror tv series
The OTT platform is full of bad series especially on Netflix.
This tv series is great watch and engaging as well.
There are slow moments however each character gets ample background.
No one is right or wrong and everyone is just doing things as per their own understanding.
The series starts off great and looks a bit rushed at end.
The vfx are okay for a tv series and the acting is good. The use of poetry is beautifully done and enhanced the experience.
I hope other OTT companies don't push stale stories written by writers who are disconnected from the ground and just push their own opinions and narratives which are not entertaining and waste of time as now everything opened up and we have limited time for watching TV.
American Horror Stories (2021)
Good show if you cut out the murder house and coven stuff
I have watched some seasons of AHS and found the seasons to be too long and I don't have enough time to watch it all.
This looked like a good series where each episode is a new story so you can pick up episodes at random and watch them.
The only episodes I didn't liked were either related to murder house or the coven stuff.
Baal, feral, the naughty list and drive in were nice episodes with Feral being my personal favourite.
Season 2 sucked a bit as the only good episodes for me were bloody mary,drive,facelift and necro.
The milkmaid one was stupid and not sure why they made it. The first one was good but they put in the coven story in it which I didn't liked.
I only hope they make some good single episodes in upcoming seasons.
Cuttputlli (2022)
Good one time watch only
I have not watched the other language movie and I don't intend to watch it. This is more of an OTT small budget movie which is one time watch.
I watched it on the weekend and it was okay at best. The prosthetics were not good and they could've done something in editing to iron those issues out.
There was some filler in the movie which felt unnecessary. The scenery was awesome and looked great in the movie.
In the beginning they show Akshay Kumar is obsessed with serial killer but not much is invested in understanding serial killer's psychology and its rather a plain old police solves crime movie.
All the other characters like Chandrachud Singh, Sargun Mehta and the kids did a decent job. The villain is forgettable and the ending felt a bit rushed.
Night Teeth (2021)
Bad story but still fun movie
The movie is one time watch. Decent acting by the cast.
Story kinda bad and boring.
There were few good moments in the movie.
Netflix ruined zombie genre with moronic tv series but this movie is not a bad take on vampires despite its bad story.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Can we have a zombie flick where a girl is not the reason for most deaths?
This movie started good but went back on the same clichéd zombie movie logic.
A team of extraordinary fighters who all die due to a stupid teen girl sabotaging everything.
All because she got emotional, how can someone be emotional in a zombie apocalyptic situation?
The action sequences are good and movie is a one time watch but nothing more.
I hoped better from Zack Snyder after seeing his version of Justice League however I am disappointed.
Coolie No.1 (2020)
Ruined my christmas
I had low hopes from this movie however it was even worse than what I had initially thought.
The initial scene between Kadar Khan and Sadashiv Amrapurkar was ruined by Paresh Rawal and Javed Jaffery. Even Rajpal did terrible joke.
Everything was rushed, all scenes even the line "wo coolie h, coolie h, coolie h" by inspector was worse than old movie.
Govinda must be laughing after watching this movie.
I hope Varun looks for another occupation as acting is not his cup of tea
Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2017)
Why Hollywood cannot create good zombie movies?
The acting is terrible and all the scenes remind you of things not to be done during zombie apocalypse.
All characters died due to acts by female characters. This movie had an opportunity but they missed it.
Black Summer (2019)
Cliche zombie movie with bad script
This series has made me very angry as even if you goto the remotest place on the world, people know what not to do during zombie apocalypse. But here we see them doing the same thing. Firstly in the beginning of movie we see a Korean women not speaking a single word of English and helping a deaf guy. Nothing wrong in that except she is very annoying just like the character rose. She made me quit this show. Trying to be mother Teresa in a zombie infested world is a really bad idea and got a lot of people killed. Also what's with no cars working. Are there no car dealership, petrol station or weapons shop in the city? This would have been very successful in 70's but not in 2019