I left the cinema feeling a little confused and disappointed first time I saw this. It was a stunningly beautiful film, and contained things I had hoped for in an Alien "prequel" (mainly the space jockey and their doughnut spaceships). But, it also pissed me off that every single character behaved like a complete moron and made the worst possible decisions in every situation.
Quite possibly I am even more stupid than the film's script, because I did pay to see it one more time in the cinema, to get a better idea of what it was I didn't like, and after that second time I walked out so angry I wanted to break stuff.
This movie is unforgivably stupid and as such an insult to Ridley's own original and Jimmy Cameron's fantastic sequel. Let's just ignore the other sequels and spin-offs, they are all bad but not nearly as bad as the pile of stinking manure that is Prometheus (and its own sequel).
It starts off by showing us some lumpy albino apparently having to sacrifice itself to plant life-seeds on a fledgling Earth. Now, if they can bio-engineer new life they could surely come up with a better way of spreading it, than drinking a cup of their own black goo and melting? No? Then there's inexplicable logical leap of scientists taking a couple of cave paintings and coming up with the idea that 1 - it's a star map and 2 - it's an invitation. How??? Why??? Come on!
Then it all goes downhill from there, the movie bombards you with stupidity and incoherence for its entire duration. It is beautiful and well made, and Noomi Rapace has nice screen presence, but that cannot mask that the script is an atrocious mess that should never have been filmed. To add injury to insult they actually went ahead and made a sequel to this that is even MORE stupid. I didn't think it possible, but yeah if Prometheus is stupid then Covenant is...impressive.. in all the wrong ways.
The only thing that could possibly save the Alien franchise after this train wreck is keeping Ridley Scott far, far away from a reboot that discards everything that followed after "Aliens" and continues from there.
Quite possibly I am even more stupid than the film's script, because I did pay to see it one more time in the cinema, to get a better idea of what it was I didn't like, and after that second time I walked out so angry I wanted to break stuff.
This movie is unforgivably stupid and as such an insult to Ridley's own original and Jimmy Cameron's fantastic sequel. Let's just ignore the other sequels and spin-offs, they are all bad but not nearly as bad as the pile of stinking manure that is Prometheus (and its own sequel).
It starts off by showing us some lumpy albino apparently having to sacrifice itself to plant life-seeds on a fledgling Earth. Now, if they can bio-engineer new life they could surely come up with a better way of spreading it, than drinking a cup of their own black goo and melting? No? Then there's inexplicable logical leap of scientists taking a couple of cave paintings and coming up with the idea that 1 - it's a star map and 2 - it's an invitation. How??? Why??? Come on!
Then it all goes downhill from there, the movie bombards you with stupidity and incoherence for its entire duration. It is beautiful and well made, and Noomi Rapace has nice screen presence, but that cannot mask that the script is an atrocious mess that should never have been filmed. To add injury to insult they actually went ahead and made a sequel to this that is even MORE stupid. I didn't think it possible, but yeah if Prometheus is stupid then Covenant is...impressive.. in all the wrong ways.
The only thing that could possibly save the Alien franchise after this train wreck is keeping Ridley Scott far, far away from a reboot that discards everything that followed after "Aliens" and continues from there.
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