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Silent Prey (1997)
She's so sexy....it's criminal....it's so criminal...it's funny!
Let me just say...me and my friends had so much fun watching this movie. Do not confuse it with anything you may find in the adult section of the video store. However the only purpose of the entire movie is to show off the finer qualities of the female lead. And those finer qualities don't include acting. We tore the movie apart. It was so much fun. It's the kind of movie you should rent with friends if you have a "Free Rental" coupon laying around. Take it lightly, don't expect much, and tear the movie apart (which is so easy).
Cabin Boy (1994)
The Cabin Boy is the M-A-N!
Wow!! When this movie first came out, I thought "Damn! I have to see this! David Letterman AND Chris Elliot!! It must be good!!!" But for some reason I just never got around to it. After hearing from so many of my friends that this was the absolute worst movie they had ever seen - I decided I just had to go see it. This movie is so incredible! Nice and short (any longer would have been bad!) and incredibly funny. If you are looking for an artistic cinematic approach to comedic hi-jinx, then go somewhere else. But if you are looking for 80 minutes of extremely funny lines, awesome cameos (DAVID LETTERMAN!), then this movie is a must-rent for you. I love movies, I love the Great Movies - the really well done and meaningful works of art. This is not one of those. But this is a movie you can watch like 100 times, and still laugh and still find something funny. There is no real moral, no real point, just many whacked up things and a boat named: "The Filthy Whore"!
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
It's not technically an omelet.
This movie has something in it for everyonde. Child of the 80's or not, you will walk away from this movie calling it one of your favorites.
John Cusack plays the unforgettable Martin Blank - an assassin with a few issues. The entire cast is incredible. Alan Arkin has a small, but very funny role, as Martin's shrink, and Minnie Driver is the love interest. Dan Aykroyd a Hit Man? Yes, and he's still very, very funny.
The soundtrack is a compilation of some of the coolest songs of any soundtrack you've ever seen. Over 30 tracks on 2 albums it includes The Clash, The Specials, The English Beat and you'll be humming Blister in the Sun by Violent Femmes for days after seeing this flick.
The action/black comedy/romance of this movie makes it my all time favorite. Great lines, great actors, great plot, great soundtrack and a really great movie. Don't rent it - buy it because you'll want to watch it over and over again. You will never get tired of seeing this movie too many times.