stifler Reviews

Equalizer 2000 (1987)

Corrine Wahl's worst movie?

[20 January 2001]

If you're a Corinne Wahl fan, you'll have to see this movie at least once just so that you can witness the famous scene where she puts on her most serious and angry face, points a pistol at five dusty desperados dressed in Civil war uniforms and says "I'd love to blow you guys right here." Corinne tries so hard to be non-sexual, it's hysterical. The response by the desperados is equally amusing: The #1 bad guy acts frightened, scrambles to his feet and shouts "Keep your pants on, little missy!"

There is little to redeem this movie. I've seen better high school productions. The costuming was created using black spray paint and sporting equipment (football shoulder pads, helmets, hockey sticks, ski masks, etc). The whole movie was filmed in a dusty quarry somewhere east of LA. None of the actors in this movie are famous ... because they can't act.

See this movie if you want to see Corinne Wahl shooting guns, driving wildly in a rusty Mustang and running around in dusty black leather and leotards. Disappointingly, there is no skin in this movie and the only love scene consists of 30 seconds of kissing.

America (1986)

Remarkably bad movie

[20 January 2001]

Rarely, does a film combine so many poor actors, such a lame story, stilted script writing and unappealing characters.

The good thing about this movie is the 2 minute cameo appearance by Corinne Wahl describing how much she enjoys riding on motorcycles. Very sexy scene. This segment appears about 5 minutes into the movie. After that, eject the tape from your VCR and throw it into the fire.

Spring Break (1983)

Why was this movie made?

[20 January 2001]

This film is a formula story about four guys looking for sex. The amazing thing is that this movie was made as recently as 1983. It has the mentality of a much earlier era when college students were virgins and when buying a girl a drink consisted of putting quarters into a soda machine in a hotel lobby.

There are only three good things about this movie. 1 - There are some nice vintage cars. 2 - Corinne Wahl is in the movie. 3 - Unlike most Corinne Wahl movies, "Spring Break" can actually be found in video stores.