| 11:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One Where Rachel Is Late: Overdue Rachel tries everything to rush the delivery of her baby. |
| 12:00 AM | Sex and the City - Splat! |
| 12:30 AM | Will & Grace - The Buying Game: Grace asks for Will's advice when she decides to buy her office space. |
| 1:00 AM | According to Jim - Date Night: A quiet night turns into a fiasco for Jim and Cheryl. |
| 1:30 AM | Frasier - The Show Where Diane Comes Back: Frasier panics when Diane Chambers makes a surprise visit to Seattle. |
| 2:00 AM | The Odd Couple - The Exorcists: Felix insists that the apartment is haunted. |
| 2:30 AM | The Jeffersons - Mr. Wonderful: George's big mouth strains the Willises' marriage. |
| 3:00 AM | South Park - Preschool: A former classmate seeks revenge for an incident that happened in pre-school. |
| 3:30 AM | South Park - Towelie: The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system. |
| 4:00 AM | RENO 911! - Firefighters Are Jerks: The local firemen schedule their pancake dinner on the night of the Annual Policemen's Ball. |
| 4:30 AM | Local Programming |
| 9:00 AM | Maury: Paternity test results. |
| 10:00 AM | Maury: Women say their boyfriends are controlling and abusive. |
| 11:00 AM | Jerry Springer: A woman catches her husband cheating on her. |
| 12:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show: A couple is accused of beating and starving their young children. |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Karen: A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for the cost of car-radio repairs. |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Karen: A woman sues her best friend for the cost of a rental car and damaged furniture. |
| 2:00 PM | Judge Mathis: Former friends battle over a TV. |
| 3:00 PM | Judge Jeanine Pirro: Former roommates squabble over a wrecked apartment and a neglected dog. |
| 4:00 PM | The Jamie Foxx Show - We Got No Game: Jamie plays against NBA players. |
| 4:30 PM | The Wayans Bros. - The Black Widower: Shawn and Marlon play matchmaker for Grandma, then fear for her life. |
| 5:00 PM | My Wife and Kids - Get Out: Michael tries to get his family ready for a wedding in 15 minutes. |
| 5:30 PM | George Lopez - George Testi-Lies for Benny: Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison. |
| 6:00 PM | Family Guy - Whistle While Your Wife Works: Lois goes to the brewery to help Peter at work. |
| 6:30 PM | Friends - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey: Commitment scares Chandler; Joey's new girlfriend is brutally physical with him. |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake: For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend. |
| 7:30 PM | Family Guy - If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin': Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program. |
| 8:00 PM | 90210 - Hollywood Forever: Tracy tells Harry that she hired a private investigator to look for their son. |
| 9:00 PM | Privileged - All About Love, Actually: Laurel visits an old flame; Megan grounds Rose as punishment for planning to cheat on her final. |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - It Was Mame, Mom: Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive. |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth. |