Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019 Video)
Rachel Bloom: Batgirl
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Raphael : So, this League of Assassins seems just like your standard evil ninja deal.
Robin : Ha, hardly, despite their name. The League would be better understood as a death cult. Worshiping Ra's al Ghul, the Demon's head.
Raphael : Okay, fine. Creepy evil ninjas then.
Robin : He wants to use the League to tear down cities like Gotham and rebuild them in his image.
Batgirl : Yeah, Ra's obviously has plans for the mutagen your Shredder brought into the city.
Donatello : Ooze, we call it Ooze.
Batgirl : Really? Ugh, I do not like that word. "Ooze", blech, gross.
Raphael : Right, Shredder gives ghoulie the Ooze, they build some kind of gizmo and in return, let me get this straight, Shredder gets a pit?
Robin : The Lazarus Pit. It's how Ra's al Ghul has survived for centuries. It's magic grants immortality to any who bathe in it.
Raphael : An immortal Shredder? That would suck.
Donatello : As much as the words immortal Shredder freak me out. I think Batgirl and I have solved one of our problems.
Batgirl : Yep, with the info Donnie... I can call you that, right?
Donatello : By all means.
Batgirl : Cool that Donnie had on his T-phone, I've whipped up a retro mutagen.
Donatello : Anti-Ooze.
Batgirl : Not gonna call it that. That will reverse the effects of the "stuff".
Raphael : You're gonna wanna get that anti-Ooze away from this happily mutated turtle.
Donatello : Don't worry, it'll only work on someone who's been mutated in the last 12 hours. After that, the DNA changes are baked in.
Batgirl : Yeah, although maybe worry a little, because it's untested, right now there's a... I'm gonna say 40% chance of lethal side effects.
Robin : I agree with the turtle, go stand over there.
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Batgirl : And then they were gone. It all happened so fast. And I didn't have time to, you know, Batgirl up. Those things, they were like lizard men or something. They took the generator. In the wrong hands, it could blow up a city block. We have to stop them, Batman.
Batman : Whatever they are, they're going to regret stepping foot in Gotham.