Mom (TV Series)

Skippy and the Knowledge Hole (2019)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Jill : We got you a little present.

  Christy : If this is a heart, or a kidney, or any other diseased organ, I'm chopping it up and putting it in all of your salads.

  Bonnie : All the other crappy stuffs already in the salads.

• Bonnie : [to the guy next to her]  Excuse me, would you switch seats with me? My friend thinks you're cute.

  [later, goes over to another man in the row] 

  Bonnie : Excuse me, would you mind trading seats with me? That guy thinks you're cute.

• Bonnie : Can you believe it's been 45 years since we were in a classroom together?

  Tammy : It hasn't been that long, has it?

  Bonnie : Well it was 1975, how long ago was that?

  [they both start mentally counting] 

  Tammy : Okay, I'm a little less confident now about the math portion.

• Marjorie : [about Bonnie and Tammy]  These two have had a lot of study sessions at my house, I make them celery sticks with peanut butter in them.

  Bonnie : We feed it to the cats to shut them up. Have you ever heard a cat try to talk with a mouth full of Skippy? It's like 'meh'.

• Christy : I spent $200 last month on cigarettes? That's it, I quit.

  Bonnie : Seriously? Mouth cancer won't convince you but your Visa bill will?

  Christy : We're all going to die sometime, but until that day comes I need money.

• Bonnie : [to Tammy]  Would you mind switching seats with me? There's a squirrel out there that looks like he's wearing pants and it's distracting me.

• Bonnie : [on why she walked out of the GED]  It didn't help that they had that room set to about a billion degrees, and the guy in the desk behind mine was a mouth breather who sounded like Darth Vader.