Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Ticking Clocks (2019)

Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta

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• Captain Ray Holt : Peralta, Santiago, you'll be happy to know that I did not erase the server.

  Jake Peralta : Oh, thank God.

  Captain Ray Holt : But sad to know that Knox caught on and is now holding me at gunpoint.

  Jake Peralta : Why not lead with that?

• Jocelyn Pryce : Look, I love being with you, but how often am I actually with you?

  Rosa Diaz : We're together every night.

  Jocelyn Pryce : Unless you're at work, or doing work, or thinking about work. It's like you never have time for me.

  Jake Peralta : I'm sorry, but Rosa doesn't have time for you. We have a really important work thing. That was bad. Let me try rephrasing it. You are not as important as Rosa's job. Oh, wow. That was way worse.

• Hitchcock : Look at this bread. It's completely inedible. There's not even any soft parts in the middle we can pull out.

  Jake Peralta : Title of your sex tape?

• Jake Peralta : A countdown clock, green text on a black background: we are in full-on action-movie mode. Now all I need is my no-nonsense captain to tell me to focus, because time is running out.

  Captain Ray Holt : Peralta.

  Jake Peralta : Yes?

  Captain Ray Holt : You have something in your teeth. It's, uh, quite off-putting.

  Jake Peralta : What? No. "Time is running out." I fed you your line. No one ever has something in their teeth in a movie. Watch a movie, stupid Holt.

• Sergeant Knox : The NYPD servers have internal backup batteries. Even if we unplug them, they'll stay on for another two hours.

  Captain Ray Holt : As a captain, I have an override code I can use to wipe the servers clean so there'd be no information for the hackers to steal, but there's one problem, Jake.

  Jake Peralta : Yes, sir?

  Captain Ray Holt : You still have something in your teeth. You tried to get rid of it, but it's made it much more prominent.

  Jake Peralta : Why would you stop everything just to tell me that?

  Captain Ray Holt : It's very distracting.

• Jake Peralta : We finally got all the Lambda Nus back into holding.

  Amy Santiago : Who are the Lambda Nus? Doesn't matter. I'll read your notes later.

  Jake Peralta : I didn't take any notes.

  Amy Santiago : What the hell, Jake? Do you even love me?

• Captain Ray Holt : Let's mobilize. Nobody in or out of the building without authorization. Check every inch of every floor. And, Jake.

  Jake Peralta : Oh, let me guess. It's on another tooth now. Is it somehow on my face?

  Captain Ray Holt : No, what I was going to say is, we only have 15 minutes left. You need to focus, because time is running out.

  Jake Peralta : Oh, yeah. That's what the F I'm talking about. Thank you, sir.

• Amy Santiago : Hey, who's that guy from Cyber?

  Jake Peralta : Sergeant Knox. We've been talking computers all day. Pretty technical stuff. I kept up.

• Jake Peralta : [Reading Captain Holt's text message]  "How certain are you? Sincerely, Raymond Holt."

  [Replies with text message] 

  Jake Peralta : "100 percent, sincerely-" Why am I doing that part? Send.

• Jake Peralta : Why aren't you guys on your way to the airport?

  Jocelyn Pryce : Oh, I'm gonna miss my flight, but it's worth it. It means a lot that Rosa bailed on all this just for me.

  Jake Peralta : Aww.

  Captain Ray Holt : You did what, Diaz?

  Jake Peralta : Now, sir, I told her it was okay. If you're gonna be mad at anyone, be mad at me.

  Captain Ray Holt : Okay, I am mad at you.

  Jake Peralta : What? No. I didn't think you were really gonna be mad. That backfired. Be mad at Rosa.