- Angus MacGyver: You smell that?
- Murdoc: I don't smell anything. Come on.
- Angus MacGyver: It's a chemical.
- Murdoc: It's probably the ammo. That stiff just had a recent lead transfusion.
- Angus MacGyver: What?
- Murdoc: You are good at this. I mean really good. Did you ever consider, you know, switching sides, playing for the fun team?
- Angus MacGyver: Joining up with the man who murdered my friend and kidnapped my girlfriend? Hard pass.
- Murdoc: Well, consider it an open invitation. If you ever change your mind, just...
- Angus MacGyver: Let me guess. Speak your name three times in the bathroom mirror, and you appear?
- Murdoc: Or text. Either works.
- Murdoc: Well, guess who was right? Five days ago, my darling wife Amber escaped from the Serbian prison she called home.
- Angus MacGyver: What ever happened to Cassian's mom being dead?
- Murdoc: I lied. Does that really surprise you?
- Angus MacGyver: The only thing that surprises me is someone agreed to marry you.
- Murdoc: She was in the same line of work. We had a similar passion for homicide. Anyway, how the hell did she get in this building?
- Angus MacGyver: I don't know. That's what I'm trying to figure out. And you're certain that Amber won't call you and tell you everything's ok? Cassian's safe? He's with her? Where he is?
- Murdoc: We tried the whole co-parenting thing. Didn't really take.
- Angus MacGyver: [sarcastically] Can't imagine why.
- Murdoc: Here's a little tidbit, Christopher Robin, if we're being a bit chatty. Most people don't like sarcasm, I do. But if you're gonna dig, use something else.
- Angus MacGyver: All right. You said you'd release Nasha after Cassian was safe. Well, problem solved. He's with his mom. He's safe. Now let her go!
- Murdoc: Safe? This woman is me, but with a temper. And what happens if she slips up and goes to prison again? What happens to Cassian?
- Angus MacGyver: I DON'T KNOW! JUST CALL HER AND WORK SOMETHING OUT!
- Murdoc: The last time I brought up custody with her, she said she'd cut my eyes out if I mentioned it again.
- Angus MacGyver: This is the most messed-up child custody battle ever.
- Murdoc: Which is why I really, really need you to get my son back. So, come on, time to shine, Boy Wonder. Bring me my son, and don't forget, Nasha's life depends on it.