- Dale Yorkes: Well, I've never been more intimidated by a teenage girl in my life.
- Tina Minoru: You didn't know me in high school.
- Dale Yorkes: I wouldn't want to.
- Topher: You don't see me asking questions about your magic wand, eh? Or those metal gloves One Direction here carries in his backpack. Or the dinosaur? Anybody want to explain that? 'Cause I'm all ears.
- Gert Yorkes: This is about our questions, okay, not yours. And accusing us of hypocrisy is not gonna get you off the hook. That is called "Whataboutism", and it's a logical fallacy.
- Chase Stein: She was on the debate team, and we're not as trusting as we used to be. Also, was the One Direction thing an insult or a compliment?
- Eiffel: All I know is that they needed my master key so that Alvin could get his special laptop.
- Geoffrey Wilder: *Alex*. His name is Alex.
- Eiffel: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not.
- Eiffel: I'm so not deleting that. Fifteen thousand likes and a repost by Lil Yachty. I mean, I'm verified now, so forget it.
- Janet Stein: Who is "Little Yachty", and why is that even important?
- Stacey Yorkes: We were on a covert mission. Emphasis on the "covert".
- Dale Yorkes: Although he may have seen us.
- Stacey Yorkes: Oh, he definitely did.
- Leslie Dean: Well, that doesn't make any sense.
- Dale Yorkes: I know. Usually, we're so stealthy.
- Tina Minoru: We're all still at risk for a security breach. I suggest everyone change their passcodes on their Wizphones and any other devices you have.
- [pause]
- Tina Minoru: Dale, do not change yours to "Stacey".
- Dale Yorkes: What? Oh, I was I wasn't changing it to "Stacey". I so wasn't.