Lego DC Super-Villains (2018 Video Game)

Kevin Conroy: Batman

Quotes 

• Darkseid : [after being defeated]  How? I have the complete equation. I know the secrets of the universe.

  Batman : Not quite. I think our friend here isn't from *our* universe.

  The Flash (Barry Allen) : What?

  Batman : Rookie turned up just before the Crime Syndicate, which makes me think our super powerful stranger is from Earth-3.

  [the Rookie nods] 

  Batman : When Rookie absorbed the Mother Box power, it was altered by their Earth-3 make-up.

  [Rookie uses the Mother Box power to turn Darkseid and his forces good] 

  Superman : So it's turning them good? How do you know this?

  Batman : World's Greatest Detective.

• [If the Rookie chooses to be a hero, they walk over and stand with the League] 

  Wonder Woman : You made the right choice.

  Batman : Hmm. We'll see.

  Lex Luthor : [to the Rookie]  After everything I did for you?

  The Joker : Didn't you try and send them to the other side of the universe?

  Lex Luthor : Shut up, Joker!

  The Joker : Twice?

  [while they continue fighting, Livewire transports all the villains away except for Captain Cold, who runs off awkwardly] 

  Wonder Woman : [to the Rookie]  Coming?

  [the Rookie sets off with the League after the villains] 

• Batman : [to the Rookie, who's powering the Cosmic Treadmill]  Send them home!

  [the Rookie salutes Batman, then powers up the portal to send the Crime Syndicate back to Earth-3. Sea King and Deathstorm are sucked in first] 

  Ultraman : No, you can't! You don't understand!

  Johnny Quick : There's only four shopping channels!

  [he and Atomica get sucked in] 

  Superwoman : Noooo!

  [she and Grid get sucked in] 

  Owlman : The Wi-Fi is terrible!

  [gets sucked in] 

  Power Ring : It's over? Oh, thank goodness!

  [he and Ultraman get sucked in] 

• Lex Luthor : [referring to the boom tube generator]  I can use this to reverse the energy and send Apokolips back. But *only* once we have the Rookie.

  Superman : Lex, I never knew you cared.

  Batman : We'll need to act quickly, before Darkseid gets what he wants.

  Lex Luthor : We should split up. No point in all of us looking in the same place.

  The Joker : First one to find the Rookie, gets a cookie!

• Catwoman : Batman, nice to have you back. I'm guessing if Darkseid gets his hands on the Rookie, it's bad right?

  Batman : That's an understatement.

  Catwoman : We'd better do something about it then. Try to keep up.

• Batman : [breaking into Darkseid's palace]  Your prisons couldn't hold us.

  [they notice Joker, Harley, and the Rookie] 

  Batman : Joker? What are you doing here?

• Cyborg : [confronting Darkseid]  We've beaten bigger than you before, and we'll do it again!

  Darkseid : As they say on your world... 'You and whose army?'

  [something crashes through the roof] 

  Darkseid : What?

  Green Lantern (John Stewart) : [arriving with the rest of the Green Lantern Corps]  You didn't think this traveling across the galaxy would go unnoticed, did you?

  Darkseid : Stop them!

  [the Corps begins battling Darkseid's forces] 

  Green Lantern (John Stewart) : [to Hal]  We'll hold Darkseid's legions, you guys regroup at the Watchtower!

  Batman : [to Flash]  Get the clown!

  [Flash grabs Joker, Harley, and the Rookie, then Green Lantern lifts everyone to safety] 

• The Joker : So Lex, as you can't be trusted at all, maybe we should ask the Rookie to be our new boss.

  Lex Luthor : Hahahaha! I suggest we talk about this back at the base.

  [the Rookie transports all the villains away] 

  Batman : I hate it when I'm right.

• Aquaman : Good luck down there.

  Batman : Copy that.

  [Green Lantern builds a wall for the Rookie to climb on] 

  The Joker : I'm the co-pilot!

  Batman : [grabs the helmet]  Give me that back! Now, sit there and don't touch anything!

  The Joker : Ooh, what do these do?

• Lex Luthor : [after saving Batman and Catwoman]  What? Is that why Darkseid took my Rookie?

  Batman : Your Rookie has the last piece of the Anti-Life Equation.

  Catwoman : If Darkseid gets the Equation, it's lights out for the entire universe.

  Superman : [referring to Luthor's save]  Not bad, Luthor. I couldn't have done better myself.

  Lex Luthor : Well, while you were away, someone had to step in and take charge.

• Harley Quinn : [after arriving on the Watchtower]  What happened to you do-gooders?

  Wonder Woman : It's a long story, for another time.

  Batman : Okay, Joker, what's going on? Moving planets is a little out of your league.

  The Joker : What? No hug?

  Harley Quinn : We ain't mixed up in this, honest! We don't even know what the "Anti-Life Equation" is!

  [the League have horrified expressions] 

  The Joker : Okay, bad reaction. So what is this "anti-lice evasion"?

  Cyborg : The Anti-Life Equation is super powerful. Anyone who learns it would be able to control any planet they choose. Perhaps even the entire universe.

  Wonder Woman : Darkseid must think it's on our Earth.

  The Flash (Barry Allen) : The thing I don't get is why Darkseid didn't invade Earth himself. Why did he take the trouble to replace us?

  Batman : So our stand-ins, the "Justice Syndicate", could search the planet freely and without suspicion.

• Batman : [confronting Luthor for his betrayal]  Are you going to come quietly?

  Lex Luthor : You're arresting me?

  Superman : You're an escaped criminal, remember?

  Lex Luthor : But, what about the Rookie?

  Superman : Rookie played a big hand in saving the planet. Then didn't deliberately leave us marooned halfway across the galaxy.

  Batman : Rookie engaged in criminal activities, like a pro.

  Wonder Woman : And that's it? You don't get a chance to make a better choice, Batman? We need to be better than that.

  [turns to the Rookie] 

  Wonder Woman : You could join us and help make a real difference.

  The Joker : Or you could...

  Lex Luthor : [covers Joker's mouth]  Yes! You could join us and have a lot more fun!

• Lex Luthor : [discussing the plan]  If Darkseid is back on Apokolips, I can use the Boom Tube generator at LexCorp to get us up there.

  Batman : That would bypass most of their security. You think you can do that?

  Lex Luthor : I'm Lex Luthor. Of course I can.

• The Flash (Barry Allen) : [after the forces of Apokolips are turned good]  Well, I didn't expect that.

  Batman : This peace might not last, but it's worth a shot.

• Clark Kent : [reporting on the Crime Syndicate]  So that just about wraps it up for the Crime Syndicate. Thanks to the return of the Justice League and a little help from their friends. I'm Clark Kent, and it's great to be back! Lois?

  Darkseid : [watching it on his monitor]  Ugh. Pathetic.

  Lois Lane : Thanks, Clark. So Batman, the Darkseid problem?

  Batman : For now, is nothing to worry about.

  [holds up the Mother Box] 

  Batman : This is what the Crime Syndicate was after. We're not sure what it is, so we'll be passing it to Wayne Tech for analysis.

  Darkseid : The fools, they have given away the location of what I seek. The last piece of the Anti-Life Equation. And it will be mine!

• Batman : [preparing to fight Darkseid]  Harley, take 'em down!

  Harley Quinn : [to the other villains]  Well, you heard the Bat. Time to show this chunk of cosmic rock how bad we can be!

• Catwoman : [having been saved by...]  Luthor!

  Batman : Luthor!

  Lex Luthor : Seems I had a train to catch.