- Mr Pennyworth: The American president has announced his intention to put a man on the moon!
- Mrs Pennyworth: Goodness! Why, though? Did he do something very terrible?
- Mr Pennyworth: Who?
- Mrs Pennyworth: The man they're sending to the moon.
- Mr Pennyworth: No, Mother, no, I expect it'll be some brave volunteer who'll be, you know, selected. It's not a punishment.
- Mrs Pennyworth: It sounds like one.
- [laughs]
- Mrs Pennyworth: Who'd want to go to the moon?
- Thomas Wayne: The CIA would let a chimpanzee run this country if it served American interests.
- Martha Kane: [laughing] No, that's not true.
- Thomas Wayne: I can assure you it is.
- Martha Kane: So the CIA would support violent repression, curfews, mandatory conscription - no, say what you like, but they wouldn't choose a fascist dictatorship when there are other options. There are moral imperatives.
- Thomas Wayne: There really aren't.
- Martha Kane: Well then that just proves that you government people have dried up little souls. Like raisins.
- Thomas Wayne: Ouch.
- Undine Thwaite: His Lordship likes women.
- Thomas Wayne: All men like women.
- Undine Thwaite: He'd be surprised, wouldn't he?
- [laughs with Martha]
- Martha Kane: Oh, boy!
- Thomas Wayne: [flustered] Most men. A very high percentage.
- Martha Kane: Well, that was a crazy day.
- Thomas Wayne: I told you not to come.
- Martha Kane: Are you kidding me? I wouldn't have missed that for the world!
- Thomas Wayne: You nearly died.
- Martha Kane: That's just it. I *nearly* died. But I didn't. Is there any better feeling?
- Thomas Wayne: Well, I can think of several.
- [both laugh]
- Martha Kane: Want me to drive?
- Thomas Wayne: Nope.
- Martha Kane: You going to be like this the whole time?
- Thomas Wayne: Like what?
- Martha Kane: Resentful.
- Thomas Wayne: Yep.
- Deon 'Bazza' Bashford: You're in Babylon, Alfie. They won't let you go. They'll want you to keep killing people, and you don't like killing people.
- Deon 'Bazza' Bashford: Seriously now, what do you have to do in return?
- Alfred Pennyworth: Three guesses.
- Deon 'Bazza' Bashford: Kill someone.