Red Dwarf (TV Series)

The Promised Land (2020)

Chris Barrie: Rimmer

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• Rimmer : Lister was saying you like and admire me, Kryten. Is that true?

  [Kryten freezes, wide-eyed] 

  Lister : [uncertainly]  Look, he nodded.

  Rimmer : He didn't move!

  Lister : That was a proper nod! A definite seven-degree head tilt! How could you miss that?

  [Rimmer takes another look at Kryten, who is still frozen in shock] 

  Lister : He did it again! And again!

  Rimmer : Kryten, do you like me?

  [as Kryten is still frozen, Lister gives him encouraging nods] 

  Rimmer : Well, do you?

  [Kryten's head tilts forward. He's close to crashing] 

  Lister : There you go. What'd I tell ya?

• Rimmer : [close to tears]  You don't need me. I'm not sure you ever did. I don't exist. What's the point of me?

  Lister : [desperately]  Rimmer, we're the posse. We're the "Boyz" from the Dwarf. We're like the Four Musketeers. D'Artagnan, Porthos, Athos... and the other one. Rimmer, you're the other one.

  Rimmer : I'm the other one?

  Lister : You do all the stuff that the other one does.

  Rimmer : And what's that, then?

  Lister : Other one stuff!

  Rimmer : Other one stuff? What's other one stuff?

  Lister : All the stuff that the others haven't done that the other one does.

  Rimmer : I'm pointless.

  Lister : No you're not.