Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
Casecation (2019)
Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta
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Quotes
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Jake Peralta : Okay, fine. You want to know why I really don't want to have children? I had a crappy dad. I know what happens when you mess up as a parent. It's not great. And this may come as a shock to you, but I kind of have some dad issues with certain people.
Amy Santiago : Holt.
Captain Ray Holt : [over the phone] Me.
Kevin Cozner : [over Captain Holt's phone] Raymond.
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Jake Peralta : Maybe we can grab some Thai food and brainstorm baby names?
Amy Santiago : Ooh, I like that.
Jake Peralta : Now, I am a fan of the show "American Gladiators." How do you feel about the name Blaze Peralta?
Amy Santiago : Not great.
Jake Peralta : What about Laser?
Amy Santiago : No.
Jake Peralta : Nitro?
Amy Santiago : No.
Jake Peralta : Viper?
Amy Santiago : No.
Jake Peralta : Atlas?
Amy Santiago : Ooh, I do love atlases.
Jake Peralta : Mm, common ground.
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Amy Santiago : Hey, what's up? I came as fast as I could.
Jake Peralta : Title of your sex tape. Nailed it! So, have you ever heard of a guy named Bruno Rojas?
Amy Santiago : Yeah, big guy in the Colombian cartel, right?
Jake Peralta : He was, until he got shot in the chest yesterday by his top lieutenant. Apparently, the bullet went straight through his nipple.
Amy Santiago : Whoa. Nature's bull's-eye.
Jake Peralta : Oh, my God, I love the way your brain works.