- Jake Peralta: [looking at a picture of the young Hitchcock and Scully] I can't believe I'm going to say this, but...
- Charles Boyle: Meow!
- Jake Peralta: No, that is not what I was gonna say, but, honestly? Yeah - meow. No offense, guys, but what the hell happened to you?
- Scully: Are you body-shaming us?
- Jake Peralta: No, I'm personality-shaming you. You were so alert and cool and job-doing.
- Hitchcock: You are fake news. Sad!
- [storms off]
- Jake Peralta: Yep, that's definitely the language of the innocent.
- Hitchcock: If this van's a-rocking, my ex-wife's a-locking. Me. Out of the house.
- Jake Peralta: Catchy.