- Circus clown: Anyway, this is where you eat, this is where you sleep, and this is where you sweep up the elephant crap.
- Krusty the Clown: So, all three in this cage.
- Circus clown: Efficient, right?
- Krusty the Clown: The circus? Why?
- Bart: You're a clown.
- Krusty the Clown: I won't stand here and be insulted!
- Krusty the Clown: Wait. Circus clowns hate Krusty?
- Circus clown: Don't you?
- Krusty the Clown: In my way I've hated him all my life.