- [Gorden is flying through the crevices of an ice moon]
- Capt. Ed Mercer: You ever flown inside one of these?
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: Nope.
- Capt. Ed Mercer: Should I be worried?
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: Yup.
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: One Twinkie.
- [the food synthesizer creates a Twinkie]
- Capt. Ed Mercer: Really?
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: What?
- Capt. Ed Mercer: We almost got killed gettin' this thing and you're having a Twinkie?
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: I wanted a Twinkie. You want half?
- Capt. Ed Mercer: *Yes* I want half.
- Capt. Ed Mercer: [to Kelly, regarding his date with her] You know, I remember having a really great time with you that night. And then when you basically ghosted me, I-I thought it was the end of the world. Turns out, I was right.
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: Oh, crap.
- Capt. Ed Mercer: What? What's "oh, crap"?
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: Quantum drive is off-line.
- Cmdr. Kelly Grayson: Oh, crap.