The Orville (TV Series)
The Road Not Taken (2019)
Seth MacFarlane: Capt. Ed Mercer
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Quotes
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Capt. Ed Mercer : I'm not going to let our last meal be a Twinkie.
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Capt. Ed Mercer : I stopped the Kaylon? I had to swim with my shirt on until I was like twenty.
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[Gorden is flying through the crevices of an ice moon]
Capt. Ed Mercer : You ever flown inside one of these?
Lt. Gordon Malloy : Nope.
Capt. Ed Mercer : Should I be worried?
Lt. Gordon Malloy : Yup.
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Lt. Gordon Malloy : One Twinkie.
[the food synthesizer creates a Twinkie]
Capt. Ed Mercer : Really?
Lt. Gordon Malloy : What?
Capt. Ed Mercer : We almost got killed gettin' this thing and you're having a Twinkie?
Lt. Gordon Malloy : I wanted a Twinkie. You want half?
Capt. Ed Mercer : *Yes* I want half.
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Capt. Ed Mercer : [referring to a jammed door] Talla, you want to open this jar of pickles?
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Capt. Ed Mercer : [to Kelly, regarding his date with her] You know, I remember having a really great time with you that night. And then when you basically ghosted me, I-I thought it was the end of the world. Turns out, I was right.
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Lt. Gordon Malloy : Oh, crap.
Capt. Ed Mercer : What? What's "oh, crap"?
Lt. Gordon Malloy : Quantum drive is off-line.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : Oh, crap.