- Brock Williams: Poor Ashley. Life keeps serving up the shit sandwiches.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Uh, speak of the devil. What are you doing here, Pop?
- Brock Williams: I don't know. Something disturbed my grave, pulled me back. Always wanted to be a ghost.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Well, it's nice to see you. Even though I'm looking through you.
- Brock Williams: Cool, huh?
- Brock Williams: Whoa! What the hell is this?
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Uh, it's pretty convoluted. Ruby was using you to make me look bad in front of my daughter.
- Brock Williams: Well, it looks like she succeeded. , Oh, hold on there, did you say daughter?
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Yeah, I just found out a few days ago. Her name is Brandy.
- Brock Williams: Well, look at you. My boy's a father. Hell, that makes me grandfather. Damn, you miss so much when you're dead. What's she like?
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Stubborn as shit and she hates my guts.
- Brock Williams: Well, she's smart. I like her already.