- Freydis Eriksdottir: He saved us. Beebo is our one true god.
- Blackbeard: The bonny ones always be the craziest.
- Gideon: I believe I know what you're planning. It is extremely reckless with a low likelihood of success.
- Rip Hunter: Well, then it seems like I've finally learned to think like a Legend.
- Gideon: The odds of survival are 0.0...
- Rip Hunter: I know. I will miss you, Gideon. Truly.
- Gideon: No more than I'll miss you... Rip.
- Ava Sharpe: That's it? You destroyed the demon?
- Amaya Jiwe: I'm just glad the ancestors aren't here to see this.
- Sara Lance: Yeah, but Rip would be proud.
- Nate Heywood: Lyoga root? Do you really think this is the best time to go on a psychedlic vision quest?
- [soft snicker]
- Nate Heywood: Who am I kidding?
- [whispering]
- Nate Heywood: It's never a bad time to go.
- Amaya Jiwe: Wait. Is somebody thinking of -?
- Nate Heywood: I'm sorry. You said think of something pure and I thought...
- Sara Lance: No, you didn't!
- Nate Heywood: AGAIN, I said I'M SORRY!
- Zari Tomaz: Yeah, I can't stop thinking about him either.
- Jefferson Jackson: [Jax bursts in] Guys! Whatever you're gonna -
- [Jax stares quizzically for a moment then runs outside]
- Jonah Hex: What in Sam Hill's going on?
- Ray Palmer: I think this is part of Sara's plan.
- Beebo: [a giant Beebo jumps and lands in the center of Town] Hmm. I l-l-love you!
- Freydis Eriksdottir: The Blue God - he has returned.
- Mick Rory: Hey, idiot. Get out of here. This is a private beach.
- Gary Green: Fancy meeting you lot out here.
- Ray Palmer: Constantine?
- Gary Green: Did you really think I was him? It's me.
- Nate Heywood: Gary, Ray obviously has been day drinking.
- Gary Green: The wig's too much, right?
- Zari Tomaz: No, it's very... presidential.
- John Constantine: Whose brilliant idea was it to let an ancient demon out of his bloody cage?
- Nate Heywood: Sara's.
- John Constantine: Well, you opened a door, luv. And Mallus wasn't the only thing that got out.
- Ray Palmer: Mallus is taller than I thought.
- Mallus: My name is "Malice", fools.
- Ray Palmer: What?
- Nate Heywood: I knew it. Sounds way cooler.
- Mick Rory: You don't drink.
- Ray Palmer: Yeah, well, we lost Rip.
- Nate Heywood: Okay, somebody's got to say it, so I'm gonna say it.
- Zari Tomaz: This is all our fault.
- Nate Heywood: Apparently I'm not gonna say it, but, yeah, we let Mallus out.
- Mick Rory: Well, whose stupid idea was it to fight him with some magic necklaces?
- Amaya Jiwe: It wasn't the totems that failed. It was us.
- Zari Tomaz: Yeah, we might want to rethink that whole "we screw things up for the better" motto.
- Wally West: Yo, this is tight. I know everyone's dead. I know time is broken.
- [indicating his Old West getup]
- Wally West: But can we just take a second to acknowledge this?
- Zari Tomaz: You know, as much as I enjoy this getup - and I actually really do - Mallus is still out there.
- Sara Lance: And we'll deal with him, but first, we need to get our heads on straight.
- Zari Tomaz: How long is that gonna take?
- Sara Lance: Depends.
- Zari Tomaz: On what?
- Mick Rory: How strong the whiskey is.
- Nate Heywood: Did you hear me over comms? Ray punched me in the face with his giant banana hands and took off with Damien Darhk.
- Mick Rory: If the code is 113, it's off to the bridge for you and me.
- Nate Heywood: You memorized Ray's song?
- Mick Rory: Well, he sings it often enough.
- Amaya Jiwe: Now, the reason the totems haven't been working for us is not because we're unworthy. It's because we've been using them wrong.
- Nate Heywood: [still high] The totems were not designed to be used individually. Individually. Individually.
- Sara Lance: Shut up.
- Amaya Jiwe: Their elemental powers combine to create a perfect being of light to fight Mallus with.
- Nate Heywood: Like Voltron.
- Sara Lance: Like Voltron?
- Nate Heywood: Defender of the Universe.
- Sara Lance: All right, Amaya. It's your show. How do we create this magical light being?
- Amaya Jiwe: All right, everyone, over here. Make a circle. Mick, your fire is gonna provide our champion with its spark. Zari, use your air to give it breath. Wally, use water to flow life's blood through its veins. Nate...
- Nate Heywood: I will use the Earth totem to give Voltron flesh.
- Sara Lance: You gotta stop calling it that.
- Nate Heywood: I will never stop calling it that.
- Amaya Jiwe: Okay, hold hands. Clear your minds, and focus on your breath. Imagine a perfect warrior of justice, mercy, and light.
- [the totems activate; subsequent lines in voiceover thought]
- Mick Rory: Why does Pretty have such girly hands?
- Nate Heywood: Damn, this Lyoga root is strong. Concentrate, Nate. Think about Voltron, Defender of the Universe.
- Wally West: I kind of pictured myself wielding something cool, like... a lightning totem.
- Zari Tomaz: Am I crazy, or is Jonah Hex hot?
- Sara Lance: Eh, you could do worse than Hex.
- Zari Tomaz: Wait, you can hear me?
- Amaya Jiwe: We can all hear each other.
- Mick Rory: Even what I said about Pretty's girly hands?
- Amaya Jiwe, Nate Heywood, Wally West, Zari Tomaz, Sara Lance: Yes!
- Nate Heywood: Am I still high, or is the water witch a pal, Helen of Troy a warrior princess, and Jax is wearing a wedding ring?
- Zari Tomaz: Guys, we did it!. Our totems united to create a single furry love child
- Mick Rory: Worst orgy ever.
- Ray Palmer: You stole my naninte gun? But that'll kill her.
- Damien Darhk: Sorry, honey.
- [he shoots Nora, and she falls to the ground]
- Damien Darhk: Nora. Nora.
- Nora Darhk: Dad. Why?
- Damien Darhk: Because I love you, and I couldn't watch you become a monster. Like me.
- Mallus: You fool. You thought destroying this vessel would thwart my return? I'll gladly take you instead.
- [Mallus' essence leaves Nora and enters Damien]
- Damien Darhk: I was counting on that.
- Sara Lance: All right. We're facing an army of Romans, Vikings, and pirates. But you know what today is? Today's the day that we prove that Rip did not sacrifice his life in vain. And today is the day that we prove that we are not losers. And today is the day that we earn the name Legends.
- [she downs her shot of whiskey]
- Sara Lance: Now, how do we sneak out the back?
- Julius Caesar: Haven't you ever learned never to turn your back on your enemies?
- Mick Rory: Caesar.
- [they fight briefly; Caesar ends up on the ground with a bloody nose]
- Mick Rory: That's a Roman nose.
- Blackbeard: I should have known it was just a tall tale. You're not the Dread Pirate Jiwe.
- Nate Heywood: No, her name is Amaya Jiwe of the Great Tribe of Zambesi.
- [he tosses Amaya a sword; after a brief scuffle, she bests Blackbeard]
- Blackbeard: Toodles.
- Zari Tomaz: Well, hopefully this goes better than last time.
- Amaya Jiwe: All right, we have to believe in the totems, that they've chosen each of us.
- Sara Lance: Well, if this really is the end of the world, then I choose to surround myself with you guys.
- Sara Lance: Are you glad I picked you up in Zambesi six months ago?
- Amaya Jiwe: I think the words you used were "just one more mission."
- Zari Tomaz: It's better than the line they used on me. "Come with us if you want to live." I almost die every week on the ship.
- Amaya Jiwe: But you found a home.
- Zari Tomaz: I did.
- Amaya Jiwe: And as much fun as this has been, it's time for me to go home.
- Zari Tomaz: Come on, you can't leave me and Sara and...
- [they glance over at Nate]
- Amaya Jiwe: You guys are my family. Always will be. But I have another family waiting for me in the years to come. And they need me more.
- Sara Lance: Well, you will always have a home on the Waverider.
- Nate Heywood: [in Zambesi] Yeah, I guess this place is all right if you like untouched nature and beautiful views.
- Amaya Jiwe: I do love it here. But there are a lot of things I'm gonna miss, like cheese puffs and sports bras.
- Nate Heywood: Mm-hmm.
- Amaya Jiwe: And you, Nathaniel.
- Nate Heywood: You aren't gonna miss any of those things... because you're not gonna remember them.
- [he raises the memory flasher, but she stops him before he can use it]
- Amaya Jiwe: I don't want to forget. 'Cause if I do, I would have lost the only part of you that I'm allowed to keep.
- Zari Tomaz: Good call, Mick.
- Mick Rory: When I said Aruba, I meant me, not all of you.
- Nate Heywood: Still, nothing helps a broken heart like a good tan. Should have invited Ava.
- Sara Lance: Oh, we've got plans. And until then, she's busy fixing all those pesky anachronisms we left behind.
- Ray Palmer: Well, that's the thing about defeating an ancient time demon: everything else seems boring.
- Mallus: Hand over the totems, or I will lay waste to your world.
- Amaya Jiwe: You want the totems? Come and get them.
- Sara Lance: Rip, we're gonna need an evac. We're in over our heads here.
- Rip Hunter: If my read of the situation is correct, what you need is a miracle. I'm gonna buy you some time.
- Gideon: The Waverider's time drive is highly unstable. Removing it...
- Rip Hunter: May very well be the only way to hold our adversary at bay.
- Gideon: Rip disengaged the time drive, making it unstable. When it reaches critical mass, it will consume Mallus.
- Sara Lance: And Rip.
- Sara Lance: Rip?
- Rip Hunter: I'm a little busy at the moment, Sara.
- Sara Lance: Look, you didn't tell us that you were buying us some time with your life.
- Rip Hunter: Listen carefully. This gambit will not kill Mallus. It will only delay him long enough for you to make an escape.
- Sara Lance: There has to be another way.
- Rip Hunter: No, there isn't. It's all right, Sara. I should very much like to see my wife and son again. I will miss you, Captain Lance. You and the rest of the Legends. My one hope is that you all live up to that name.
- Nate Heywood: What's the plan, Captain?
- Sara Lance: All I know is that Rip gave his life so that we could take the totems somewhere that Mallus can't find them.
- [getting an idea]
- Sara Lance: So that's what we're gonna do.
- Zari Tomaz: And where is that?
- Sara Lance: The Old West.
- Ray Palmer: Salvation, North Dakota. It's basically a temporal blind spot.
- Amaya Jiwe: Wait a sec, we just unleashed an ancient time demon who's about to lay waste to all of history, and our plan is to hide?
- Sara Lance: Yes, it is. Gideon, plot a course.
- Damien Darhk: Well, I hope you're here to make good on your promise and kill me, which would work out for both of us. It'd be a real win/win.
- Sara Lance: Mercy killing's not my style. Even if it was, you don't deserve my mercy. You deserve to live out the rest of your days knowing that you destroyed your own daughter.
- Sara Lance: What are you doing here?
- Ray Palmer: Uh, it's my lab.
- Sara Lance: Don't do anything stupid.
- Gideon: Captain, we've arrived in the Wild West.
- Sara Lance: Thank you, Gideon. Have everyone meet me in the fabrication room. Ray, nothing stupid.
- Damien Darhk: Is she right? Are you really planning something stupid?
- Ray Palmer: Maybe. Probably. Most likely. But it could fix this whole thing, and get Nora back.
- Sara Lance: All right, I think it's working. I am on the edges of a plan.
- Zari Tomaz: Great. Let's hear it.
- Sara Lance: So, we know that the six totems are the only thing that can stop Mallus.
- Wally West: They weren't much use to us last time.
- Sara Lance: "Us" being the key word.
- [to Zari]
- Sara Lance: You and Amaya were born to wield the totems, and the rest of us are just...
- Mick Rory: Losers. That's why Rip picked us; Snart, the professor, those stupid hawk flying-chicken people. We're all expendable.
- Sara Lance: Not that any of these unwashed hayseeds look like righteous totem bearers.
- Jonah Hex: Who you calling a hayseed?
- Sara Lance: Jonah Hex.
- Zari Tomaz: You know this guy?
- Jonah Hex: Me and these ruffians go way back.
- Sara Lance: Wally, Zari, this is Jonah Hex.
- Zari Tomaz: [seeing his Confederacy hat] Nice hat.
- Jonah Hex: Thank you, ma'am.
- Zari Tomaz: [quietly to herself] Obviously joking.
- Sara Lance: So, who died and made you sheriff?
- Jonah Hex: That'd be the old sheriff.
- Sara Lance: We are not here to cause trouble. We are here to avoid it.
- [they hear a noise outside; leaving the tavern, they see Blackbeard, Julius Caesar, and Freydis Eriksdottir ride in on horseback]
- Jonah Hex: This the trouble you aiming to avoid?
- Sara Lance: Not exactly.
- Zari Tomaz: I thought Mallus wasn't supposed to be able to find us here.
- Julius Caesar: Fools. Mallus sees all, knows all.
- Mick Rory: Then why did he bring back you germs to do his business?
- Sara Lance: Because he's probably still recovering from that beatdown Rip gave him.
- Blackbeard: Oh, now, do not confuse Mallus' clemency with weakness, my hearties.
- Julius Caesar: Mallus will spare your lives.
- Wally West: It's actually "Malice".
- Mick Rory: It's actually Mallus.
- Wally West: Nope, Malice.
- Mick Rory: Mallus!
- Zari Tomaz: Guys, it doesn't matter.
- Julius Caesar: If you surrender the six totems.
- Zari Tomaz: Yeah, sorry, we only brought two, and mine's kind of a family heirloom, so...
- Freydis Eriksdottir: Then we have no choice but to march our army on your town and kill every fool who has given you shelter.
- Jonah Hex: You leave my town out of this.
- Blackbeard: You have been warned. We'll be back to collect the totems. Shall we say, high noon tomorrow? Toodles.
- Nate Heywood: Going somewhere, Raymond?
- Ray Palmer: Uh... ha! No, no, of course not. Zari re-routed the time drive, so...
- Nate Heywood: Yeah, Gideon just said someone re-rerouted it. What are you doing?
- Ray Palmer: Well, Sara wanted the ship on lockdown, so...
- Nate Heywood: So you decided to load Damien Darhk onto the jumpship?
- Damien Darhk: Hey, Nate.
- Ray Palmer: Don't wave.
- Nate Heywood: Have you lost your complete mind?
- Ray Palmer: Well... look... uh... Yeah. I know this looks bad.
- Nate Heywood: Yeah.
- Ray Palmer: But there's a... there's a completely rational explanation.
- Nate Heywood: I'm listening.
- Damien Darhk: Me, too.
- Ray Palmer: [slugging Nate] Sorry.
- Damien Darhk: You know, not that I couldn't watch Pompadour get punched out all day, but you could have just told him where we're going. Where are we going?
- Ray Palmer: To right before Mallus took over Nora. And I can't tell anybody because we're not supposed to travel to events in which we've participated in.
- Nate Heywood: I will punch through this door!
- Damien Darhk: Huh. And no one on your team trusts me.
- Ray Palmer: That goes without saying.
- Amaya Jiwe: Sara thinks we're not cut out to wield the totems. But I believe the reason we didn't defeat Mallus the first time is because we didn't know how.
- Nate Heywood: So you want to talk to the original bearers so they can teach you the totem user manual. I am definitely coming with you.
- Amaya Jiwe: It was my decision to save my village. I shattered history and allowed the demon to escape. It's up to me to find a way to stop him.
- Nate Heywood: Amaya. Amaya, look at me.
- [she opens her eyes]
- Nate Heywood: We decided to save the village. Now, if you're gonna go on some crazy drug trip, you better believe I'm coming with you.
- Amaya Jiwe: No, Nathaniel...
- [he downs the cup of tea]
- Amaya Jiwe: You're only supposed to take a sip of that.
- Nate Heywood: Really?
- Jonah Hex: What in tarnation is that?
- Zari Tomaz: It's a computer program I designed to act as a temporal beacon.
- [seeing his confusion]
- Zari Tomaz: Like a smoke signal. Sara wants us to find new totem bearers, but we're a little short on allies.
- Jonah Hex: Well, the Legends, they may be an unorthodox lot, but they got a knack for making friends.
- Zari Tomaz: Like you?
- Jonah Hex: I don't take a shine to most folks.
- Zari Tomaz: Me neither.
- Jonah Hex: Hmm. Well, you send out a smoke signal... I'll bet you a greenback you get a response.
- Zari Tomaz: I'll take that bet.