DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

The Good, the Bad and the Cuddly (2018)

Keiynan Lonsdale: Wally West, Kid Flash

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Quotes 

• Mick Rory : Looks like Phallus.

  Wally West : Mallus.

• Wally West : Yo, this is tight. I know everyone's dead. I know time is broken.

  [indicating his Old West getup] 

  Wally West : But can we just take a second to acknowledge this?

  Zari Tomaz : You know, as much as I enjoy this getup - and I actually really do - Mallus is still out there.

  Sara Lance : And we'll deal with him, but first, we need to get our heads on straight.

  Zari Tomaz : How long is that gonna take?

  Sara Lance : Depends.

  Zari Tomaz : On what?

  Mick Rory : How strong the whiskey is.

• Amaya Jiwe : Okay, hold hands. Clear your minds, and focus on your breath. Imagine a perfect warrior of justice, mercy, and light.

  [the totems activate; subsequent lines in voiceover thought] 

  Mick Rory : Why does Pretty have such girly hands?

  Nate Heywood : Damn, this Lyoga root is strong. Concentrate, Nate. Think about Voltron, Defender of the Universe.

  Wally West : I kind of pictured myself wielding something cool, like... a lightning totem.

  Zari Tomaz : Am I crazy, or is Jonah Hex hot?

  Sara Lance : Eh, you could do worse than Hex.

  Zari Tomaz : Wait, you can hear me?

  Amaya Jiwe : We can all hear each other.

  Mick Rory : Even what I said about Pretty's girly hands?

  Amaya Jiwe , Nate Heywood , Wally West , Zari Tomaz , Sara Lance : Yes!

• Sara Lance : All right, I think it's working. I am on the edges of a plan.

  Zari Tomaz : Great. Let's hear it.

  Sara Lance : So, we know that the six totems are the only thing that can stop Mallus.

  Wally West : They weren't much use to us last time.

  Sara Lance : "Us" being the key word.

  [to Zari] 

  Sara Lance : You and Amaya were born to wield the totems, and the rest of us are just...

  Mick Rory : Losers. That's why Rip picked us; Snart, the professor, those stupid hawk flying-chicken people. We're all expendable.

  Sara Lance : Not that any of these unwashed hayseeds look like righteous totem bearers.

  Jonah Hex : Who you calling a hayseed?

  Sara Lance : Jonah Hex.

  Zari Tomaz : You know this guy?

  Jonah Hex : Me and these ruffians go way back.

• Julius Caesar : Mallus will spare your lives.

  Wally West : It's actually "Malice".

  Mick Rory : It's actually Mallus.

  Wally West : Nope, Malice.

  Mick Rory : Mallus!

  Zari Tomaz : Guys, it doesn't matter.

  Julius Caesar : If you surrender the six totems.

  Zari Tomaz : Yeah, sorry, we only brought two, and mine's kind of a family heirloom, so...

  Freydis Eriksdottir : Then we have no choice but to march our army on your town and kill every fool who has given you shelter.

  Jonah Hex : You leave my town out of this.

  Blackbeard : You have been warned. We'll be back to collect the totems. Shall we say, high noon tomorrow? Toodles.

• Sara Lance : Weren't all of the original totem bearers actually from Zambesi?

  Amaya Jiwe : But you all wield them now. I mean, do you think that was an accident?

  Sara Lance : Yes, I do.

  Amaya Jiwe : Mick, the chances of you running into your father in Vietnam are next to zero, and yet you did, and you came out a better man for it. Zari, do you remember the way your totem called to mine the moment you put it on? It wanted you to stay with us.

  Wally West : So maybe it wasn't a coincidence that I joined the team.

  Mick Rory : No. That was just another one of the Englishman's crazy ideas.

  Amaya Jiwe : Sara.

  Sara Lance : Mm-hmm.

  Amaya Jiwe : Please. We have to try.

• Ray Palmer : Howdy, partners! What did I miss?

  Sara Lance : Where's Darhk?

  Ray Palmer : Um...

  [Nora enters, her arms raised in surrender] 

  Nate Heywood : [everyone draws their weapons]  Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wrong Darhk, wrong Darhk!

  Ray Palmer : No, no, no, look, look, look, she's, uh... she's been de-Mallused. She's no longer a demon.

  Wally West : So... so we don't have to fight Mallus anymore?

  Ray Palmer : Uh... not exactly.

  Sara Lance : And what about Damien Darhk?

  Ray Palmer : Long story short, um, he sacrificed himself for Nora, and now he's Mallus' vessel.

• Sara Lance : Whoa. You feel that?

  Amaya Jiwe : It's working.

  Sara Lance : All right, now, imagine a powerful light of pure goodness.

  Wally West : Something's forming.

  Zari Tomaz : Can I peek? I'm gonna peek.

  [opening her eyes] 

  Zari Tomaz : Oh, god.

  Amaya Jiwe : Oh, god? What "oh, god"?

• Amaya Jiwe : The totems came together when the world needed them most. Now it's time for them to find new bearers. I trust you'll keep them safe until they do, Nana.

  Kuasa : [Nate returns the Earth totem]  Are you sure you don't want the power to move earth, call on the dead?

  Nate Heywood : No, I'm good with just steel.

  Wally West : [returning Water]  And I prefer being a speedster over a water wizard.

  Mick Rory : [returning Fire]  Too old for jewelry.