DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

The Good, the Bad and the Cuddly (2018)

Tala Ashe: Zari Tomaz

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Quotes 

• Amaya Jiwe : Wait. Is somebody thinking of -?

  Nate Heywood : I'm sorry. You said think of something pure and I thought...

  Sara Lance : No, you didn't!

  Nate Heywood : AGAIN, I said I'M SORRY!

  Zari Tomaz : Yeah, I can't stop thinking about him either.

  Jefferson Jackson : [Jax bursts in]  Guys! Whatever you're gonna -

  [Jax stares quizzically for a moment then runs outside] 

  Jonah Hex : What in Sam Hill's going on?

  Ray Palmer : I think this is part of Sara's plan.

  Beebo : [a giant Beebo jumps and lands in the center of Town]  Hmm. I l-l-love you!

  Freydis Eriksdottir : The Blue God - he has returned.

• Mick Rory : Hey, idiot. Get out of here. This is a private beach.

  Gary Green : Fancy meeting you lot out here.

  Ray Palmer : Constantine?

  Gary Green : Did you really think I was him? It's me.

  Nate Heywood : Gary, Ray obviously has been day drinking.

  Gary Green : The wig's too much, right?

  Zari Tomaz : No, it's very... presidential.

• Mick Rory : You don't drink.

  Ray Palmer : Yeah, well, we lost Rip.

  Nate Heywood : Okay, somebody's got to say it, so I'm gonna say it.

  Zari Tomaz : This is all our fault.

  Nate Heywood : Apparently I'm not gonna say it, but, yeah, we let Mallus out.

  Mick Rory : Well, whose stupid idea was it to fight him with some magic necklaces?

  Amaya Jiwe : It wasn't the totems that failed. It was us.

  Zari Tomaz : Yeah, we might want to rethink that whole "we screw things up for the better" motto.

• Wally West : Yo, this is tight. I know everyone's dead. I know time is broken.

  [indicating his Old West getup] 

  Wally West : But can we just take a second to acknowledge this?

  Zari Tomaz : You know, as much as I enjoy this getup - and I actually really do - Mallus is still out there.

  Sara Lance : And we'll deal with him, but first, we need to get our heads on straight.

  Zari Tomaz : How long is that gonna take?

  Sara Lance : Depends.

  Zari Tomaz : On what?

  Mick Rory : How strong the whiskey is.

• Amaya Jiwe : Okay, hold hands. Clear your minds, and focus on your breath. Imagine a perfect warrior of justice, mercy, and light.

  [the totems activate; subsequent lines in voiceover thought] 

  Mick Rory : Why does Pretty have such girly hands?

  Nate Heywood : Damn, this Lyoga root is strong. Concentrate, Nate. Think about Voltron, Defender of the Universe.

  Wally West : I kind of pictured myself wielding something cool, like... a lightning totem.

  Zari Tomaz : Am I crazy, or is Jonah Hex hot?

  Sara Lance : Eh, you could do worse than Hex.

  Zari Tomaz : Wait, you can hear me?

  Amaya Jiwe : We can all hear each other.

  Mick Rory : Even what I said about Pretty's girly hands?

  Amaya Jiwe , Nate Heywood , Wally West , Zari Tomaz , Sara Lance : Yes!

• Zari Tomaz : Guys, we did it!. Our totems united to create a single furry love child

  Mick Rory : Worst orgy ever.

• Zari Tomaz : Well, hopefully this goes better than last time.

  Amaya Jiwe : All right, we have to believe in the totems, that they've chosen each of us.

  Sara Lance : Well, if this really is the end of the world, then I choose to surround myself with you guys.

• Sara Lance : Are you glad I picked you up in Zambesi six months ago?

  Amaya Jiwe : I think the words you used were "just one more mission."

  Zari Tomaz : It's better than the line they used on me. "Come with us if you want to live." I almost die every week on the ship.

  Amaya Jiwe : But you found a home.

  Zari Tomaz : I did.

  Amaya Jiwe : And as much fun as this has been, it's time for me to go home.

  Zari Tomaz : Come on, you can't leave me and Sara and...

  [they glance over at Nate] 

  Amaya Jiwe : You guys are my family. Always will be. But I have another family waiting for me in the years to come. And they need me more.

  Sara Lance : Well, you will always have a home on the Waverider.

• Zari Tomaz : Good call, Mick.

  Mick Rory : When I said Aruba, I meant me, not all of you.

  Nate Heywood : Still, nothing helps a broken heart like a good tan. Should have invited Ava.

  Sara Lance : Oh, we've got plans. And until then, she's busy fixing all those pesky anachronisms we left behind.

  Ray Palmer : Well, that's the thing about defeating an ancient time demon: everything else seems boring.

• Nate Heywood : What's the plan, Captain?

  Sara Lance : All I know is that Rip gave his life so that we could take the totems somewhere that Mallus can't find them.

  [getting an idea] 

  Sara Lance : So that's what we're gonna do.

  Zari Tomaz : And where is that?

  Sara Lance : The Old West.

  Ray Palmer : Salvation, North Dakota. It's basically a temporal blind spot.

  Amaya Jiwe : Wait a sec, we just unleashed an ancient time demon who's about to lay waste to all of history, and our plan is to hide?

  Sara Lance : Yes, it is. Gideon, plot a course.

• Sara Lance : All right, I think it's working. I am on the edges of a plan.

  Zari Tomaz : Great. Let's hear it.

  Sara Lance : So, we know that the six totems are the only thing that can stop Mallus.

  Wally West : They weren't much use to us last time.

  Sara Lance : "Us" being the key word.

  [to Zari] 

  Sara Lance : You and Amaya were born to wield the totems, and the rest of us are just...

  Mick Rory : Losers. That's why Rip picked us; Snart, the professor, those stupid hawk flying-chicken people. We're all expendable.

  Sara Lance : Not that any of these unwashed hayseeds look like righteous totem bearers.

  Jonah Hex : Who you calling a hayseed?

  Sara Lance : Jonah Hex.

  Zari Tomaz : You know this guy?

  Jonah Hex : Me and these ruffians go way back.

• Sara Lance : Wally, Zari, this is Jonah Hex.

  Zari Tomaz : [seeing his Confederacy hat]  Nice hat.

  Jonah Hex : Thank you, ma'am.

  Zari Tomaz : [quietly to herself]  Obviously joking.

  Sara Lance : So, who died and made you sheriff?

  Jonah Hex : That'd be the old sheriff.

• Zari Tomaz : I thought Mallus wasn't supposed to be able to find us here.

  Julius Caesar : Fools. Mallus sees all, knows all.

  Mick Rory : Then why did he bring back you germs to do his business?

  Sara Lance : Because he's probably still recovering from that beatdown Rip gave him.

  Blackbeard : Oh, now, do not confuse Mallus' clemency with weakness, my hearties.

• Julius Caesar : Mallus will spare your lives.

  Wally West : It's actually "Malice".

  Mick Rory : It's actually Mallus.

  Wally West : Nope, Malice.

  Mick Rory : Mallus!

  Zari Tomaz : Guys, it doesn't matter.

  Julius Caesar : If you surrender the six totems.

  Zari Tomaz : Yeah, sorry, we only brought two, and mine's kind of a family heirloom, so...

  Freydis Eriksdottir : Then we have no choice but to march our army on your town and kill every fool who has given you shelter.

  Jonah Hex : You leave my town out of this.

  Blackbeard : You have been warned. We'll be back to collect the totems. Shall we say, high noon tomorrow? Toodles.

• Jonah Hex : What in tarnation is that?

  Zari Tomaz : It's a computer program I designed to act as a temporal beacon.

  [seeing his confusion] 

  Zari Tomaz : Like a smoke signal. Sara wants us to find new totem bearers, but we're a little short on allies.

  Jonah Hex : Well, the Legends, they may be an unorthodox lot, but they got a knack for making friends.

  Zari Tomaz : Like you?

  Jonah Hex : I don't take a shine to most folks.

  Zari Tomaz : Me neither.

  Jonah Hex : Hmm. Well, you send out a smoke signal... I'll bet you a greenback you get a response.

  Zari Tomaz : I'll take that bet.

• Amaya Jiwe : Nathaniel and I shared a cup of Lyoga root tea to access the memories of the original totem bearers.

  Sara Lance : Ay.

  Zari Tomaz : [snickering at Nate]  Oh, you are still high!

• Nate Heywood : It's working!

  Mick Rory : Are we making a baby?

  Amaya Jiwe : Guys, we have to focus.

  Zari Tomaz : You telling us to focus is making it harder to focus.

  Sara Lance : All right, look, this is why we're not worthy of the totems.

  Mick Rory : Seriously, are we making a baby?

  Amaya Jiwe : Everyone, just shut up!

• Jonah Hex : Dynamite? You sure about this?

  Zari Tomaz : No, but it's too late for second-guessing.

• Zari Tomaz : [after the battle, the dead begin to rise again]  Uh, not to be a buzzkill, but this doesn't look good.

• Sara Lance : Whoa. You feel that?

  Amaya Jiwe : It's working.

  Sara Lance : All right, now, imagine a powerful light of pure goodness.

  Wally West : Something's forming.

  Zari Tomaz : Can I peek? I'm gonna peek.

  [opening her eyes] 

  Zari Tomaz : Oh, god.

  Amaya Jiwe : Oh, god? What "oh, god"?

• Jefferson Jackson : Well, I guess we'd better get to mind-wiping Mallus' three amigos. Guys, you think this was crazy? Try having a kid.

  Zari Tomaz : Oh, no thank you.

  Sara Lance : I bet you're damn good at it.

  Ava Sharpe : I'll be seeing you, Ms. Lance.

  Sara Lance : Oh, you can count on it, Ms. Sharpe.

• Jonah Hex : Well, seeing as though this is the last time we'll see one another...

  [offering Zari his hat] 

  Jonah Hex : Something to remember me by.

  Zari Tomaz : Oh, your dirty hat. That's... that's weird. But sweet.