DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

The Good, the Bad and the Cuddly (2018)

Brandon Routh: Ray Palmer

Quotes 

• Amaya Jiwe : Wait. Is somebody thinking of -?

  Nate Heywood : I'm sorry. You said think of something pure and I thought...

  Sara Lance : No, you didn't!

  Nate Heywood : AGAIN, I said I'M SORRY!

  Zari Tomaz : Yeah, I can't stop thinking about him either.

  Jefferson Jackson : [Jax bursts in]  Guys! Whatever you're gonna -

  [Jax stares quizzically for a moment then runs outside] 

  Jonah Hex : What in Sam Hill's going on?

  Ray Palmer : I think this is part of Sara's plan.

  Beebo : [a giant Beebo jumps and lands in the center of Town]  Hmm. I l-l-love you!

  Freydis Eriksdottir : The Blue God - he has returned.

• Mick Rory : Hey, idiot. Get out of here. This is a private beach.

  Gary Green : Fancy meeting you lot out here.

  Ray Palmer : Constantine?

  Gary Green : Did you really think I was him? It's me.

  Nate Heywood : Gary, Ray obviously has been day drinking.

  Gary Green : The wig's too much, right?

  Zari Tomaz : No, it's very... presidential.

• Ray Palmer : Mallus is taller than I thought.

  Mallus : My name is "Malice", fools.

  Ray Palmer : What?

  Nate Heywood : I knew it. Sounds way cooler.

• Mick Rory : You don't drink.

  Ray Palmer : Yeah, well, we lost Rip.

  Nate Heywood : Okay, somebody's got to say it, so I'm gonna say it.

  Zari Tomaz : This is all our fault.

  Nate Heywood : Apparently I'm not gonna say it, but, yeah, we let Mallus out.

  Mick Rory : Well, whose stupid idea was it to fight him with some magic necklaces?

  Amaya Jiwe : It wasn't the totems that failed. It was us.

  Zari Tomaz : Yeah, we might want to rethink that whole "we screw things up for the better" motto.

• Ray Palmer : You stole my naninte gun? But that'll kill her.

  Damien Darhk : Sorry, honey.

  [he shoots Nora, and she falls to the ground] 

  Damien Darhk : Nora. Nora.

  Nora Darhk : Dad. Why?

  Damien Darhk : Because I love you, and I couldn't watch you become a monster. Like me.

  Mallus : You fool. You thought destroying this vessel would thwart my return? I'll gladly take you instead.

  [Mallus' essence leaves Nora and enters Damien] 

  Damien Darhk : I was counting on that.

• Zari Tomaz : Good call, Mick.

  Mick Rory : When I said Aruba, I meant me, not all of you.

  Nate Heywood : Still, nothing helps a broken heart like a good tan. Should have invited Ava.

  Sara Lance : Oh, we've got plans. And until then, she's busy fixing all those pesky anachronisms we left behind.

  Ray Palmer : Well, that's the thing about defeating an ancient time demon: everything else seems boring.

• Nate Heywood : What's the plan, Captain?

  Sara Lance : All I know is that Rip gave his life so that we could take the totems somewhere that Mallus can't find them.

  [getting an idea] 

  Sara Lance : So that's what we're gonna do.

  Zari Tomaz : And where is that?

  Sara Lance : The Old West.

  Ray Palmer : Salvation, North Dakota. It's basically a temporal blind spot.

  Amaya Jiwe : Wait a sec, we just unleashed an ancient time demon who's about to lay waste to all of history, and our plan is to hide?

  Sara Lance : Yes, it is. Gideon, plot a course.

• Sara Lance : What are you doing here?

  Ray Palmer : Uh, it's my lab.

  Sara Lance : Don't do anything stupid.

  Gideon : Captain, we've arrived in the Wild West.

  Sara Lance : Thank you, Gideon. Have everyone meet me in the fabrication room. Ray, nothing stupid.

• Damien Darhk : Is she right? Are you really planning something stupid?

  Ray Palmer : Maybe. Probably. Most likely. But it could fix this whole thing, and get Nora back.

• Nate Heywood : Going somewhere, Raymond?

  Ray Palmer : Uh... ha! No, no, of course not. Zari re-routed the time drive, so...

  Nate Heywood : Yeah, Gideon just said someone re-rerouted it. What are you doing?

  Ray Palmer : Well, Sara wanted the ship on lockdown, so...

  Nate Heywood : So you decided to load Damien Darhk onto the jumpship?

  Damien Darhk : Hey, Nate.

  Ray Palmer : Don't wave.

• Nate Heywood : Have you lost your complete mind?

  Ray Palmer : Well... look... uh... Yeah. I know this looks bad.

  Nate Heywood : Yeah.

  Ray Palmer : But there's a... there's a completely rational explanation.

  Nate Heywood : I'm listening.

  Damien Darhk : Me, too.

  Ray Palmer : [slugging Nate]  Sorry.

• Damien Darhk : You know, not that I couldn't watch Pompadour get punched out all day, but you could have just told him where we're going. Where are we going?

  Ray Palmer : To right before Mallus took over Nora. And I can't tell anybody because we're not supposed to travel to events in which we've participated in.

  Nate Heywood : I will punch through this door!

  Damien Darhk : Huh. And no one on your team trusts me.

  Ray Palmer : That goes without saying.

• Damien Darhk : [in 1992 Zambesi]  Whoa, sounds like I'm really giving you the business in there.

  Ray Palmer : [rubbing his shoulder]  Yeah, still hurts.

  Damien Darhk : Sorry.

  Ray Palmer : Okay, so here's the plan. We have to knock Nora out. Gently, because I know she's still your daughter. And we probably have to keep her unconscious until we figure out a way to de-demonize her.

  Damien Darhk : [spotting Nora fleeing from a hut]  We better move quickly.

• Ray Palmer : [trying to knock out Nora]  Oh, man, you really shouldn't hit your daughter.

• Ray Palmer : Howdy, partners! What did I miss?

  Sara Lance : Where's Darhk?

  Ray Palmer : Um...

  [Nora enters, her arms raised in surrender] 

  Nate Heywood : [everyone draws their weapons]  Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wrong Darhk, wrong Darhk!

  Ray Palmer : No, no, no, look, look, look, she's, uh... she's been de-Mallused. She's no longer a demon.

  Wally West : So... so we don't have to fight Mallus anymore?

  Ray Palmer : Uh... not exactly.

  Sara Lance : And what about Damien Darhk?

  Ray Palmer : Long story short, um, he sacrificed himself for Nora, and now he's Mallus' vessel.

• Ray Palmer : So, what's new in the Old West?

  Amaya Jiwe : Well, Caesar, Blackbeard, and Leif Erickson's crazy sister are demon pawns. They gave us an ultimatum to hand over the totems.

  Ray Palmer : How long do we have?

  [a horse whinnies outside] 

  Ray Palmer : Oh.

• Ray Palmer : I found something on the ship that was your dad's, and I thought maybe you'd want something to remember him by.

  Nora Darhk : As I spend the rest of my life rotting in a Time Bureau prison?

  [he hands her a round, black stone] 

  Nora Darhk : This is my father's time stone.

  Ray Palmer : He died to give you a second chance. Don't waste it.