The Orville (TV Series)
Ja'loja (2018)
J. Lee: Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr
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Capt. Ed Mercer : Okay, now I know this is going to sound utterly insane to most of you, and your first instinct will be to laugh, but we're all going to take this seriously, so I don't want to hear any jokes, no snide remarks, nothing. Now... Kelly?
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : We're diverting course to Moclus to... watch Bortus pee.
Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr : You wanna... you wanna elaborate on that?
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Lt. Cmdr. Bortus : The ceremony is followed by a celebration, for which the captain has allowed the use of the Orville's mess hall. You are all invited to attend with a mate.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : Okay. Any questions?
Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr : Yeah, like, a million, but I'm not gonna ask.
Capt. Ed Mercer : Union Central has granted clearance for the diversion, as the course aligns with Outpost 58, where, as you all know, we're scheduled to take on board our new dark matter cartographer. And Bortus, if you need any time off to make preparations, feel free to relieve yourself.
Lt. Gordon Malloy : [snickering, then to Bortus] No, it's... it's okay, man. He's just taking the piss out of you.
Capt. Ed Mercer : Okay, that's it. Dismissed. We're done.
