The Orville (TV Series)
Ja'loja (2018)
Adrianne Palicki: Cmdr. Kelly Grayson
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Capt. Ed Mercer : I had to get some air.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : We're in space.
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Capt. Ed Mercer : Okay, now I know this is going to sound utterly insane to most of you, and your first instinct will be to laugh, but we're all going to take this seriously, so I don't want to hear any jokes, no snide remarks, nothing. Now... Kelly?
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : We're diverting course to Moclus to... watch Bortus pee.
Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr : You wanna... you wanna elaborate on that?
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Lt. Cmdr. Bortus : The ceremony is followed by a celebration, for which the captain has allowed the use of the Orville's mess hall. You are all invited to attend with a mate.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : Okay. Any questions?
Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr : Yeah, like, a million, but I'm not gonna ask.
Capt. Ed Mercer : Union Central has granted clearance for the diversion, as the course aligns with Outpost 58, where, as you all know, we're scheduled to take on board our new dark matter cartographer. And Bortus, if you need any time off to make preparations, feel free to relieve yourself.
Lt. Gordon Malloy : [snickering, then to Bortus] No, it's... it's okay, man. He's just taking the piss out of you.
Capt. Ed Mercer : Okay, that's it. Dismissed. We're done.
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Cassius : Hey.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : Hi.
Cassius : How you doing?
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : [they kiss] Mm. Better than you, apparently. Man, those kids are rough.
Cassius : Yeah, I've seen a lot worse. You know, I expect it from James, but I'm a little concerned Marcus is getting caught up in it. He's a good kid.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : Well, he has a great mom, and a really great teacher.
Cassius : Mm.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : So I'm not too worried.
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Cassius : We still doing dinner tonight?
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : You bet. And there's something I want to ask you.
Cassius : What?
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : [coyly evasive] I'll tell you at dinner.
Cassius : Oh, no, no. Come on, you can't do that.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : It'll keep you in suspense.
Cassius : Just tell me.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : If you're charming enough tonight.
Cassius : I'm always charming.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : Good. Then you'll get to hear it.
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Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : [after she caught Ed spying on her and Cassius] Are you kidding me?
Cassius : What?
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : What do you mean "What"? "We've all been there"? That's your response?
Cassius : I don't know. Haven't you ever done a drive-by?
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : No. Have you?
Cassius : Well... I might've, once or twice.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : My god. Every man in the galaxy is a psychopath.
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Cassius : Look, he's hurt. It sucks. We all can relate to it. He acted rashly, but I think it's okay for us to be understanding.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : Do you always have to do that?
Cassius : Do what?
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : Be so... evolved.
Cassius : I just don't understand why you're upset with me.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : Honestly? Because your high road attitude is making me feel like I'm overreacting, when I know for a fact that I am right.
Cassius : Do you want me to be jealous?
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : No! I mean... I don't know. Yeah. Yes. Maybe a little.
Cassius : I don't see how that's productive.