- [the dads are dressed up as witches and have performed a song for the students]
- Kyle Broflovski: Dad, get out of here! We're trying to deal with an actual witch! Nobody is coming after you!
- Gerald Broflovski: Yes they are, boys! And next they'll be coming after you. Because you're all little sons a witches!
- [Stan and Kyle share an annoyed look]
- [Cartman is at the police station informing of Heidi's capture]
- Detective Harrison Yates: So you were there when the witch showed up and took your girlfriend.
- Eric Cartman: [pretending to cry] Yes, it just came out of nowhere. I tried to save Heidi but it was too late.
- Detective Harrison Yates: What was your girlfriend wearing?
- Eric Cartman: She was dressed kind of like me, but had a simple Munich dirndl from Germany.
- Officer Rick: And you didn't stop at all to think that what you were doing might attract the witch?
- Eric Cartman: Excuse me? Are you actually trying to blame the victim here?
- Officer Rick: No, I'm just saying that if there's a big fat witch around, maybe you shouldn't walk through the woods dressed as Hansel and Gretel.
- Eric Cartman: Ohhhhh!
- Detective Harrison Yates: Whoa whoa! Not cool, Rick! Not cool!
- Eric Cartman: I will have your badge, sir!
- Detective Harrison Yates: [to the camera] Sorry, folks! Sorry.