South Park (TV Series)

Sons A Witches (2017)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Randy Marsh, Mr. Garrison, Chip Duncan, Jimmy Valmer, Stephen Stotch, Sgt. Yates, Various Characters

Quotes 

• [Cartman is at the police station informing of Heidi's capture] 

  Detective Harrison Yates : So you were there when the witch showed up and took your girlfriend.

  Eric Cartman : [pretending to cry]  Yes, it just came out of nowhere. I tried to save Heidi but it was too late.

  Detective Harrison Yates : What was your girlfriend wearing?

  Eric Cartman : She was dressed kind of like me, but had a simple Munich dirndl from Germany.

  Officer Rick : And you didn't stop at all to think that what you were doing might attract the witch?

  Eric Cartman : Excuse me? Are you actually trying to blame the victim here?

  Officer Rick : No, I'm just saying that if there's a big fat witch around, maybe you shouldn't walk through the woods dressed as Hansel and Gretel.

  Eric Cartman : Ohhhhh!

  Detective Harrison Yates : Whoa whoa! Not cool, Rick! Not cool!

  Eric Cartman : I will have your badge, sir!

  Detective Harrison Yates : [to the camera]  Sorry, folks! Sorry.