- Karen Walker: So, did you have time to look over my divorce papers?
- Will Truman: Oh, yeah, uh, looks like Stan got the cabin in Vermont, but you got Vermont.
- Karen Walker: Suck it, New England!
- Will Truman: Jack used to have a tank top that said that.
- Karen Walker: [Will hands her the divorce documents] So, now what, I just sign these, and that's it?
- Will Truman: Pretty much. Once you've done that, you're no longer Mrs Stanley Walker.
- Karen Walker: Hm. It's that easy.
- Will Truman: You OK? You've gotta be struggling with how hard this is.
- Jack McFarland: I had a tank top that said that, too.
- Karen Walker: Good Lord, why is everybody making such a big deal out of this. What do you want me to sing a torch song, or something? I'm fine.
- Jack McFarland: Oh, Karen, I know this is hard to swallow.
- Jack McFarland: [Karen just points to the general area of Jack's chest] Yes, a t-shirt.