- Cora Vasquez: I always cry at weddings.
- Tony Caruso Jr.: You're not crying.
- Cora Vasquez: Exactly. This is more like a seminar on tax fraud with an open bar.
- Tony Caruso Jr.: I'm Lieutenant Tony Caruso. Tony Junior.
- Remy DeRosa: I'll be damned.
- Tony Caruso Jr.: I don't think there's any doubt about that, Remy.
- Tony Caruso Sr.: I'm not defending him. I can't rat him out. That's the Eleventh Commandment.
- Tony Caruso Jr.: [laughs] Congratulations, Dad, you found a commandment you could follow.
- Tony Caruso Jr.: Doesn't make sense.
- Burl Loomis: A lot of things don't make sense. Why don't they make size B batteries?