Justice League Action (TV Series)

Mxy's Mix-Up (2017)

Kevin Conroy: Batman

Quotes 

• Superman : This is mostly a ride along, Stargirl, to see how a couple of vets handle a routine situation.

  [Grodd clobbers Superman with a flagpole] 

  Gorilla Grodd : Routine? The end of human domination on Earth - you call that routine?

  Batman : I call it a light morning workout...

  [Batman pommels a handful of gorillas] 

  Batman : With no cardio.

• [Mr. Mxyzptlk has caused Stargirl to enter Superman's body, Superman to occupy Batman's and Batman is in Stargirl's] 

  Superman : This body switch doesn't seem to have diminished your effectiveness.

  Batman : I know. Isn't that great? I'm so excited about it.

  Stargirl : Are you, like, okay, Batman?

  Superman : Batman is used to fighting multiple foes, but not with the volatile emotions of a teenage girl.

  Batman : What's that supposed to mean? Why is everybody staring at me?

• [last lines] 

  Batman : Stargirl, I just wanted to commend you on your quick thinking. Knowing that Firestorm was a dual personality, you surmised that the additional consciousness would make it's way into Mxyzptlk's head.

  [Batman abruptly leaves the scene] 

  Superman : That wasn't actually your plan, was it?

  Stargirl : Frankly, I kinda wanted to meet him.

  Superman : [chuckling]  It'll be our secret.

• Superman : Relax, Stargirl. You're doing great. Remember, every Leaguer had a first day. Everything will be just great.

  Batman : Tell that to the UN delegates about to be abducted by a super-intelligent megalomanical gorilla. Remember your training. Be efficent, ruthless. Neutralize your foe.

  Superman : And have fun. It's important to enjoy your work.

• Superman : This isn't working. We've got to deal with Mxyzptlk before we deal with Grodd's army.

  Stargirl : I think we should call in the cavalry. We need backup. Firestorm, especially.

  Superman : But won't Mxyzptlk just...

  Batman : Excellent, Stargirl. Batman to Justice League. Send Bravo Squad to my location. Bring Firestorm. Repeat, bring Fire...

  Gorilla Grodd : You have lost! The world is ours. Ready. Aim...

  Firestorm : [sudenly apprearing on the scene]  Hey, Grodd! Where does an 800-pound Gorilla sit? Anywhere the Justice Leagues tells him to!

• Superman : Mr. Mxyzptlk!

  Stargirl : He's so cute! Whats a mixel...?

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : How could you not know me? You're breaking my heart.

  Batman : I thought you memorized all the Justice League dossiers I gave you.

  Stargirl : I've been cramming like crazy! I learned all about the atomic guy with the two personalities and backward talking lady magician, but when I read this guy's name on the file, I thought it was just a typo.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : Hey, watch it, girlie. I'm the funny one here!

  Batman : Don't underestimate him. Mxyzptilk is an alien imp from the fifth dimension with powers beyond our understanding.and a pathological desire to create chaos.

  Mr. Mxyzptlk : That's mischief, Mr. Bats-in-the-Belfry!

• Stargirl : That's a lot of gorillas.

  Batman : Specifics, Stargirl. You're evaluating an active threat to the U.N.

  Batman : Oh, right. Okay, there are like 30 to 40 gorillas attacking the United Nations building with ray guns. Probably minions of that bad gorilla in the JL Files I had to read. Gorilla Gropp or something.

  Batman : Grodd.