Alex Rider (TV Series)

Friends (2020)

Brenock O'Connor: Tom Harris

Quotes 

• Alex Rider : What are you doing here?

  [Tom opens up pizza box] 

  Alex Rider : It's got anchovies. I hate anchovies.

  Tom Harris : They're all you deserve

  [Alex and Tom are now sat on Alex's bed upstairs] 

  Tom Harris : So, your uncle was a spy?

  Alex Rider : Yeah.

  Tom Harris : You should have said.

  Alex Rider : I know, I'm sorry. I completely deserve the anchovies.

  Tom Harris : Yeah, you do. But you know I hate them too, right? I have to suffer because you're a dick.

• Alex Rider : I've got to split the chores with her. So, I should do it on my own.

  Tom Harris : Bollocks.

  Alex Rider : What do you mean?

  Tom Harris : That is absolute bollocks.

  Alex Rider : It's not bollocks.

  Tom Harris : Alright then show me the message.

  Alex Rider : No.

  Tom Harris : So, it's just you and Ayisha then? Yeah, just the two of you tonight?

  Alex Rider : No, it's not. Don't be stupid

  Tom Harris : I'm not stupid.

  Alex Rider : You know I didn't mean it like that, come on.

  Tom Harris : Well then show me the message, man.

  Alex Rider : It's, I can't, it's not important. It's just... It's private.

• Tom Harris : So fake car crash, fake police on your doorstep. Fake Alex. Jack's scared about you, you know. She's scared.

  Alex Rider : She doesn't need to be. This isn't like what Ian was doing. It's just going and looking around a school.

  Tom Harris : Then why'd they have to beat you up and threaten your family to make you do it?

  Alex Rider : They didn't beat me up. I hit my head... when they kidnapped me.

  Tom Harris : How do you not get it? These people aren't your friends, okay? Me and Jack, we're your friends. Stop lying to us. Okay?

  Alex Rider : Okay.

  Tom Harris : Never again. Look man, whatever they're asking you to do, just do it quickly and come home. Cos Aiysha's well out of your league and you're basically dicking her around at this point. And sooner or later she's gunna realize that she deserves better.

  Alex Rider : Got it.

• Tom Harris : Oh mate.

  Alex Rider : Yeah, I know.

  Tom Harris : Was it the same guys?

  Alex Rider : What same guys?

  Tom Harris : The guys that beat you up in the park. Only this time they pinned you down and made you look like a douche?

  Alex Rider : Nice.

  Tom Harris : Oh, its intentional. Oh, I'm sorry man it's a strong look.

  Alex Rider : Shut up.

• Tom Harris : I brought some flowers, for Alex. Because, you know, he's so sick. Is he here?

  Jack Starbright : Tom.

  Tom Harris : Alex? Where is he?

  Jack Starbright : Oh, he's staying with friends for a few days.

  Tom Harris : Oh yeah, what friends?

  Jack Starbright : They're, they're just friends.

  Tom Harris : Both of us know that's bollocks

  [Tom takes out phone to read Alex's text aloud] 

  Tom Harris : 'Feeling ill, won't make it tomorrow, tell Ayisha sorry'. Finally, she even notices he exists and he blows her off? I mean, he used to be my friend, and now he's got all cool and he's lying to me.

  Jack Starbright : Tom, come on.

  Tom Harris : No, you know what I think? I think everything from Ian's death to now is one big lie. I mean come on, you see it right? They've got him. Just like Ian. You think I'm crazy.

  Jack Starbright : No. I don't.

  Tom Harris : Then where is he?