Mom (TV Series)
Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes (2017)
Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett
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Quotes
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Christy : Did Adam mention a date?
Bonnie : No, why?
Christy : Then why not look at marriage like you do sobriety? Just take it one day at a time. When has a man ever pushed for an early wedding date? It's like a woman initiating butt stuff. If *you* don't bring it up, he *never* will.
Bonnie : That's brilliant, I'm also gaining some insight as to why you're still single.
Christy : [pause] I'm gaining some insight as to why Adam proposed three times.
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Adam : [after Bonnie answers the door with unkempt hair and a hair wax strip on her upper lip] What did I just look at?
Christy : Yeah... nobody wants to know how the sausage is made.
Bonnie : [a few minutes later, comes downstairs looking normal] Adam! When did you get here?
Adam : What happened?
Christy : Enjoy your sausage.
Bonnie : That's kind of personal, but I will, thank you.
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Christy : [Natasha breaks down crying before her job interview] Nobody likes a sad waitress, I know.
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Natasha : [clearing tables] Are you guys finished?
Marjorie Armstrong : I think we're gonna need another minute.
Natasha : Well hurry it up.
Christy : Oh, by the way, I got Natasha a job!