The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Bow Tie Asymmetry (2018)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Mary Cooper : Thank you again for picking us up.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, my pleasure, Mrs. Cooper.
Mary Cooper : You know, our driver to the airport was also an Indian fella.
Missy : Mom...
Mary Cooper : Oh, so now it's racist to notice when somebody's Indian.
Raj Koothrappali : I don't think it's racist. I noticed you were both white.
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Mary Cooper : You'll have to excuse her. She's just pregnant and hormonal.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, yeah, congratulations on baby number two.
Missy : [sarcastic] Yeah. Whoopie.
Mary Cooper : Her husband would be here, but he stayed home to watch their older son, so e-everything's fine.
Missy : Stop it.
[to Raj]
Missy : We're separated.
Raj Koothrappali : [his interest piqued] You don't say.
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Mrs. Fowler : And did you know that my Amy played Amelia Earhart in the eighth grade?
Penny Hofstadter : Amy, you never said you were in a school play.
Mrs. Fowler : Oh, no, no, at home. I'd never let her do a school play. Those kids just take drugs and have intercourse.
Leonard Hofstadter : [Penny holds up her wine glass and Leonard refills it without missing a beat] You know, Amy still does some performing. She and Sheldon do an Internet show about flags.
Mrs. Fowler : Amy? V-Videos on the Internet? You know what men use those for.
Raj Koothrappali : If you're talking about "Fun with Flags", I use it to go to sleep.
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Raj Koothrappali : When you were on the, uh, Wookie home planet, how did you even understand what they were saying?
Mark Hamill : I don't remember ever being on a Wookie home planet.
Stuart Bloom : Uh, actually, Luke was on the Wookie home planet, Kashyyyk, in the "Holiday Special" when he helped Chewie get home to his wife.
Mark Hamill : Chewie had a wife?
Stuart Bloom : Her name's Malla.
Denise : Wow, that's impressive.
Stuart Bloom : [self-appreciative] Yeah.
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Penny Hofstadter : Now, we got a lot of family coming in tomorrow. I'm gonna need everyone's help. Think of this as one of your comic book movies. There's a bunch of superheroes, each with a different task.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, like the new "Avengers".
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Which one was that?
Howard Wolowitz : The one you slept through last weekend.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [fondly] Oh, that was a good nap.
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Raj Koothrappali : [seeing Mark Hamill] What is he doing here?
Howard Wolowitz : I found his dog and guilted him into officiating the wedding. Don't tell Sheldon. It's a surprise.
Raj Koothrappali : Wait, I-I thought Wil was officiating the wedding.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, so did he.
Raj Koothrappali : How did he take the news?
Howard Wolowitz : I'll let you know.
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George Cooper, Jr. : Where's mom?
Raj Koothrappali : Uh, she wanted to stop by the hotel and freshen up, and then call her pastor to pray for Missy's soul.
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Raj Koothrappali : Oh, my god. Is that Mark Hamill?
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah.
Bert Kibbler : Oh, my god. Is that...
Raj Koothrappali : [cutting him off] Bert, go find your seat!