Eugene: [Walks into the Snuggly Duckling, where all the usual thugs are sitting around] Ahh! There they are! A veritable cornucopia of confidants, who trust me implicitly and would gladly divulge their innermost secrets.
[He sees a new guy]
Eugene: Wait, who is this guy?
Attila: That's Hook Hand's brother.
Eugene: Oh, yeah? What's your name? Hook Foot?
[the man puts his left foot on the table, it's actually a hook]
Eugene: I gotta admit, I did not see that coming.